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Jack Cuellar

@jackcuellar.bsky.social
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Mixed Media Artist, Professional Uncle, Currently babbling about art and mailing postcards at www.patreon.com/TheJackCuellarPostc…

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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol, lmao, etc…
My previous post being reposted by one of those starving Palestinian kid bots
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh no! I’m entering another one of those dark periods of my life where I try (yet again) to work my way through the entire Andy Sidaris box set!
DVD cover of Girls, Guns and G-Strings
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Two pork loins and some chicken thighs on a Weber grill
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I still can’t bring myself to completely delete FilmStruck from my phone.
An iPhone app folder wherein one of the apps is FilmStruck
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
NW: Based on the opening credits, i think I’m going to have a hard time not thinking of this movie as “HEAT, BUT STUPID” (I am willing to be wrong about this)
The poster for the movie Triple 9
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The inevitable result of me getting high, having FOMO and a region-free blu ray player.
Blu ray copies of Kaizo Hayashi’s Maku Hama Trilogy and the 2-tone ska concert film Dance Craze
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Same, bro…
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
After almost two decades of wanting to own this book, I finally do. Never stop believing in your dreams, kids.
The cover of Houston Freeways: A Historical and Visual Journey by Erik Slotbloom.
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Decided to finally get around to the Slavoj Zizek piece my sister asked for almost two years ago. It’s got a little bit more to go until it’s finished, but I like its current condition enough to share.
An unfinished collage featuring Slavoj Zizek
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Getting pumped for my last shift before I fuck off for a three day weekend out of town.
Vinyl album cover of the Streets of Rage soundtrack
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Burger King Logo that says “No Fate but what we make”
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Finally replaced my missing record player cable and broke it in with my new Donna Summer record.
Donna Summer’s A Love Trilogy on vinyl
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?
Harry Dean Stanton from Alien
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He is RZA
A picture of RZA
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
RIP Sam Kieth
A drawing of The Maxx and Julie. Maxx is trimming her toenails.
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Attempt 1: buttermilk biscuits from allrecipes.com Results: I need to work on my technique when adding cold butter and rolling out dough. Still has a good flake and distinct layers despite this. Recipe said I would have 12 biscuits and I wound up with 15.
A tray of 15 biscuits
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
As a Houstonian expat of a certain age, how can I not be profoundly shook by this?
Bud Cort flying inside the Houston Astrodome
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
In 2003 or 2004 I became OBSESSED with finding a copy of Brewster McCloud. At the time it was out of print on vhs and hadn’t come out on DVD yet. I scoured Houston video stores for weeks before finding it at Cactus records and it was the highlight of my year. RIP, Bud.
A picture of actor Bud Cort
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
You ever have a friend just absolutely NAIL a Christmas gift?
A collection of HEB food items (including tortillas) and a 35mm print of the Weekend At Bernie’s trailerA 35mm print of the Weekend At Bernie’s trailer
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Talk about your nightmare blunt rotation…
Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Peter Criss, Sylvester Stallone, George Strait, Gloria Gaynor, and Michael Crawford posing for a photo at The White House after receiving their Kennedy Center medals.
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It cracks me up that the thing motivating me to get my passport renewed the most right now is the Simran and Raj statue in Leicester Square. (Second place is the Columbo statue in Budapest)
Kajol and Shah Rukh Khan in front of a bronze statue of Simeon and Raj in celebration of DDLJ’s 30th anniversary
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I actually made a super complicated parlay bet that this exact thing would happen and am now hella rich
“Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent” over a picture of a blood-covered room
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
“It’s a magical day!” written in a notebook from Neil Breen’s movie Fateful Findings
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
MILD SPOILERS FOR TRON: ARES
The “Is this…?” meme with Jared Leto’s head badly photoshopped in with text that says “Is this permanence?”
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Here to humbly submit Shah Rukh Khan, King of Bollywood.
SRK at the Met Gala
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
In the past three days I’ve caught a cold and watched Caught Stealing so today I make matzo ball soup. Happy Labor Day
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I’m sure it *feels* that long
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
You ever have one of those weeks that can only be fixed by smoking a bowl and watching Dil Se?
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I’m quickly becoming OBSESSED about the existence of Carlo Acutis who’s being canonized at the end of the month. As the first Millennial to become a saint he’s obviously the patron of influencers and computer programmers.
Carlo Acutis barefoot in a tracksuit and holding a PlayStation controller.Carlo Acutis rendered in a religious icon style wearing a red polo and holding a video camera and a rosary
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Ah shit, she found me again
A Bluesky notifications menu showing that someone named Carrie Underwood is now following me
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
There are so many ways that I’ve been a parody of myself tonight that it’s embarrassing
The back of ripped canvas with the words “The first guy who did too many drugs and then made art at least did us the courtesy of hiding it in a cave” written in brown marker
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Jack Cuellar @jackcuellar.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
Here’s a picture of Slick Rick I took last night. #BlueskyExclusive
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