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Jack Crawford

@jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social
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Sports guy, recovering Deadhead, political addict. I write stuff and things. "Paradise is exactly like where you are right now...only much, much better." - Laurie Anderson

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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 8h
Who taught him to use “antithesis” in a sentence? That person should be beaten with a sack of hammers.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 15h
It's overexposure of a middling talent. I used to enjoy Monday Night Countdown, but now it's saddled with this bombastic clown as well. Isn't his lunchtime two hours every weekday enough?
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Pelosi sure nailed it.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Harris is a walking argument for Dem gerrymandering.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Guessing she'll be filtered out rather quickly. Young/progressive voters have made it quite clear they want new blood, and she's not it.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If Trump’s endorsing someone, that someone is assuredly not a Democrat. There are no remaining questions.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Disgusting. Disney has shown a spine against this sort of constitutional overreach before and prevailed. This is little different, as Carr has no tangible reason for pulling the licenses now. Stand firm, Mouse.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The least surprising thing I’ll ever read.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's most striking about...this...is that the interviewer seems to be mostly informing Trump about recent occurrences. He is truly unaware of current events.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean...is this AI-generated? Is it really possible to be this much of an asshole so consistently?
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How flat can a "no" be?
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Xi all like "This guy sucks."
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's reviled internationally now, and unlike the majority of WSJ's readers, the UN community is buying none of it.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Interesting time stamp on his post.
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jcricket.bsky.social @jcricket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Speaker is flat out LYING. Again.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Didn't he already try this (and fail) in his first term with Jim Acosta?
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Paging Jim Acosta.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bill Belichick is not a victim.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A who's-who of shittiness.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have sympathy for all who lost family, friends and loved ones that day. None of it excuses the horrible, lying grifter Lutnick is today.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yup. The folks that actually believe this were going to vote for him anyway, so it should be a wash. But, y'know, America has failed obvious gullibility tests before.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
True even for good speakers. Trump is...not that.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump promised $5,000 stimulus checks from DOGE cuts. You got 0. Trump promised $2,000 stimulus checks from tariffs. You got 0. Trump promised $1,000 checks from Obamacare cuts. You got 0. Trump promised $1.98 gas. You got $4+. Trump now has more promises for you.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah, while he's yukking it up at the Trump White House.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Everything is clearer in daylight." - direct shot at the Post/Bezos. Gotta love it.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Super Bowl rematch and first game of the NFL season airs opposite. I suspect few MAGA people will tune in to this farce because it's Texas and football is king.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
1. She's female. 2. She's attractive. 3. She has no interest in Trump personally. Those three factors explain why Trump is targeting Collins in pressers. He can't stand women in professional positions unless they're subservient to him.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
1. This week is the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Trump is marking the occasion by describing his role in heroic terms, claiming he personally went to Ground Zero with an army of construction workers to aid recovery efforts. It is all a fantasy.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've had a running theory of Trump resigning after the midterms if they're catastrophic for him. No one seems to buy it though.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And Natalie.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This and Duffy's serial idiocy on TV are the result of Orange Dear Leader's turn on The Apprentice. I bet he's encouraging them, thinking it will somehow make them more personable.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Few have contributed more to Fox News' stream of constant bullshit than Maria Bartiromo.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"I'm actively working with the entire administration to subvert the Constitution wherever possible..."
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I will never understand how someone so incredibly ignorant is somehow also the leader of the "free" world.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"He's (Milton) a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible. But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you. Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!"
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If I recall correctly, his immunity falls apart for crimes he's impeached for first, and a Dem congress would almost certainly impeach him, perhaps multiple times. If he skips out, he avoids all that and leaves JD holding the (very real) bag. One can hope, anyway.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have a running theory that Trump will resign if the Dems take Congress in the midterms, rather than face the obvious consequences. All the more reason to vote Dem.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It all boils down to some variation on "just go fucking vote while you can" for most folks. Or, at least, it should.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's impossible to take any statement from this administration seriously. Too many contradictions and lies, even from supposedly "serious" people like Caine. No administration has ever been this untrustworthy.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Duffy is reviewing the plans for the Homer.
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Homer Simpson's Custom Car Debut
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They all love Ferris though. They think he's a righteous dude.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In his first arrest, yes - she was the Westchester, NY DA if I'm not mistaken, and then tried to revisit the case later, to no avail.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
She also failed to secure indictments against Robert "The Jinx" Durst despite an abundance of evidence in the early 80's. A half-assed prosecutor from the very start.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Abby Phillip deserves all the Emmys for this. How she keeps her composure is beyond me.
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Re the tagline, ZZ Top cut a bunch of good records before Eliminator, you know.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It'll be out of business in six months. FLL isn't very far away, after all.
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sounds to me like he's blaming Trump. Is he blaming Trump? Nahhhhhhhhh...
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Jack Crawford @jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Biggest waste of Dem donor money I can think of.
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