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I mentioned that Simpsons bit one time to my daughter when she was eleven. 13 years later I still can’t say the word garage without her calling me a fancy French man.

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Take back the streets. Richard Scarry urbanism for all!

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Underrated post. “You can’t be a successful dictator and design women‘s underclothing.”

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Despite all his rage he is still just a cat on the page.

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Eagerly awaiting to find out which team is Goldbug in a red convertible VW and which is Huckle Cat in a donut car.

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I was going to suggest visibly carrying a brick, but that can‘t compete with the fake baby gambit.

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Jesus. You made me remember a warrant officer bosun we had on the America. Looked like Popeye and Satan had a teleporter accident. He’d always come into the wardroom looking like he was trying to find a baby to eat. And our ship was immaculate!

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Those euro trash mfers will take my carnauba wax coated apples over my dead body!

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Just got my print. My God! The colors are amazing. And I’d never noticed the Hoggin Ass pun on the truck before. Just all around wonderful. Thank you again!

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Never laughed at a bag of prawn flavored potato chips again after watching it.

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I’m often afraid I spend too much time online, but I didn‘t understand any of that, so I’m assuming I’m good.

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I keep forgetting I’m using a cheesy pseudonym.

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Nice! I’m hoping That Pig Trouble one is mine.

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Just call him Matt Helm and start filming it tomorrow!

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I still think about “My children need wine!”

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I swear, every time you post I end up spending half the day wandering around, muttering, “Magoo got you into this and magoo will get you out.“

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

JFC, never thought we’d get the carrier battle group in the national divorce.

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Man, I don’t miss much about Texas since I escaped but I do miss that accent. Sounds just like my cousin.

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Tigercat74 @tigercat74.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi did not have “Marino’s donk” on my bingo card this morning

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It’s not showing up for me. I’m guessing is so spicy, bluesky censored it.

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Jack Colby @jackcolby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Is this some sort of philosophical distinction? Like some “counting qua counting“ bs. He literally goes 1 ah ha ha (thunderclap), 2 ah ha ha (thunderclap), etc. etc. He has arithmomania for gods sake.

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