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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 19/08/2026
Where'd you find the left sign? I showed this to a group chat and someone said it looked like AI too. It doesn't look like it to me, but I wanna prove it to them.
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 11/02/2026
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 01/07/2025
If I mirrored one of your shoes, you would notice very quickly But if I mirrored both, it would take quite a long time
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 21/05/2025
If you build a house in a casino, who wins?
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 14/05/2025
Polyamophemus be like: why is Nobody in my polycule
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 08/03/2025
Super glue bottle: use gloves while applying Me: do I look like a nerd Me, 5 minutes later: I think Katamari Damacy was based on a real story
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 04/03/2025
Until the subway train arrives, both the people on and off the train wait behind the yellow line. A moment arrives, where some cross that line. But then they are simply behind the line again. Eventually, most people simply give up and leave station, only to try again another day. The cycle repeats.
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 30/01/2025
i may get a little silly sometimes, and i may not always be on my best behavior, and i may not be perfect, or ideal, or even always living up to the standards i set for myself. i may be a little bit of a fool now and then, and i may have forgotten to leave enough characters at the end of this, but i
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 16/01/2025
computer scientists be using terms like "silicon wafer" "gold plating" "micro chips" and then get mad when i start chewing on the device
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 10/01/2025
"Waiter? There seems to be a fly in my bowl of ointment."
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 28/12/2024
This is one of those situations where we're gonna have to crack a few omelets and buy some more eggs
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 28/12/2024
People say "it's always the last place you look" but they never talk about how it's also always the 1st place you leave it. When you have something and you leave it somewhere and then you leave it somewhere else, it's actually in the first place because you didn't have it to leave it the second time
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 26/12/2024
Before you embark on a journey of self discovery, dig two graves.
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 20/12/2024
me when im in a competition and my opponent would seem to be better than me at the task because of their background
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DocJade @docjade.com · 18/12/2024
I could go for a succulent Chinese meal right now
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 18/12/2024
pronouns are when you want to say it but you dont want to say it because you already said it so you say something else but its the same thing but its not
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 17/12/2024
pumping my chicken full of vaccines and NyQuil like a piñata. kablooey.
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Dr Cats @jackcats.com · 14/12/2024
Bee removal? That's just the process of removing bees from a location.
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