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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Learn how to play some fan-tan here, buddy-boy!

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

You’re outta your mind, Wang, but God bless you!

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians.

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

May the wings of liberty never lose a feather. #MemorialDay

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Sooner or later I rub everyone the wrong way.

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

What does that mean? "China is here"? I don't even know what the hell that means.

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that. #ValentinesDay ⁠ ⁠ #HappyValentinesDay

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Not so fast, gentlemen! We got enough people droppin' like flies around here, and where's that getting us, huh? Nowhere... fast. You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

All right, we're almost outta here. From here on out, it gets normal. Offices, storerooms, a nice false front. I count to three, open the door, and we go. Everybody got that? Follow the leader. One, two, three. #Goodbye2024 #NewYearsEve #Hello2025 #HappyNewYear

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I took something. I can see things no one else can see. Why're you dressed like that? #NewYearsEve2024 #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2025

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Green explosions? People flyin' in and out? That was not real. I wanna talk to the cops. I want my truck back.

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine? Because I can't concentrate when you do that.

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this? #HappyThanksgiving #HappyTurkeyDay

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians.

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Jack Burton Says @jackburtonsays.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

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