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JACK ASSRIP

@jackassrip.bsky.social
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CHICAGOANGELENO | ENGLISH, DEUTSCH, ESPAÑOL | DESIGNER, WRITER, TECH DIRECTOR AND CAMERA STOOGE BY VOCATION | SORCERY BY NATURE MARRIED TO HEXLACE.BSKY.SOCIAL 18+ WARNING FOR SEX DRUGS AND ROCK

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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 21h
felt a little homesick so i grilled a raft of beer brats and sent the house on a hellride
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
quick one of @hexlace.bsky.social's jane with an attitude adjustment
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i was a weird fuckin kid
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a full roger, can you guess which arm he pulls his pud with
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bit of papa lynn hauling jonah around from one bathroom to the next bathroom
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cure now pls
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i grabbed these two from disc replay knowing nothing about them shortly before we moved, and finally tried them last night. SLAI is like if they turned armored core into a team sport (bitchin art direction & music), pryzm is the first in what i can only assume are dozens of horse girl game musou
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
when your wife says "now draw me pregnant" you say "hell yeah, ask me again tomorrow"
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
being an artist lets you do neat stuff like show your better half how lovely they look
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hex wanted me to draw him and i happily oblige
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
warmup of bepi, the tweaker achiever
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
taking consecutive showers after getting hotboxed by blothar and dirty sanchez at vavoom!
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
you've got a long flight ahead, pal!
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it's late, and the ambient lighting is poor, time to dump a buncha old and bogus belly stuff in the alley
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
gave lothar another shot with a tighter grip on his graceful corpulence
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
one of the npc entourage, avery is our resident exquisitely bullyable nerd
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
quick sketch of one of bepi's nemeses, a silver fox lifestyle blogger and consummate ecommerce affiliate named sam
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
trevor dunn snuck in at the end to help beat the shit out of night goat, it was spectacular
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i was too busy getting bludgeoned by the double drums and double basses to take photos, but the melvins absolutely tore it up!
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
new thrift mug after a dry spell. the other side has the same thing printed there too
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
another scumbag npc, yngvar is jane's sire and singularly obsessed freak prince of long beach
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
one of the highfalutin npcs is an unreasonably italian and punchable lug
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
wick is fashionably late to the ensemble but that completes the set of our main player characters!
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
we brought a little twig of a chicago hardy with us when we moved across the country, four years later she's been cooking up a crop of bitchin figs! I might be biased but they blow our violette de bordeaux outta the water
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
doodled hex's other beach bum elf soo-min, cohort of zafiro and aspiring model bid to freeze on beton's icy shores
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
a little belated birthday suit io for the homie @10n80p.bsky.social! can't wait to see more of him in future escapades
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
this one?
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
my first swing at hex's new beach bum elf, zafiro!
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
had my hands full lately with butterbean and helping hex recover from surgery, here's one of our mod's npcs, eshe!
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
some more of the vampire entourage!
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
a quick one of @hexlace.bsky.social's vampire, jane
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
show and tell with the vampire bum
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
a couple more crumbs
hollerin robintasha, despondent domme
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
another night of odds and ends, been busy pissing around with the new guitar the past few days
unimpressed and idle waclawdoodle of hex's hobbitsumi inviting you inlupe is absolutely full of it
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i ripped through the sirens of titan in three days after letting it sit untouched in my library for years. therapeutic and nutritious book, one of my favorites of his now and dumbfounding that it was anyone's sophomore effort at a novel
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
always a pleasure to stick my fingers in some lucha vavoom!
I'm too busy taking pictures to take pictures while the show is running!
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
as fine a day as any for a new/old belt buckle
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
kicking off a long weekend by drawing some big boobs! here's some of hex's sumi, who's enjoying a fae sex wizard renaissance
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
it looks like the BDI21 is everything i could want in a di box, but having a headphone amp still capable of recording like the amphonix would give me the freedom to unmoor and practice anywhere...
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
brought to you by codemasters! they also produced these things with controller sockets - no multitap? no problem!
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
dropped all my loose genesis games into a thrifted cassette case, that beats the hell outta being stacked in the back of an ikea shelf!
before anyone asks, almost everything here was gathered back when i was starving in college, before video games were speculative investments
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
found thundercat's dad at the thrift today, he smoked me with a 200X 67 amogus
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JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
last night i forgot to turn off my phone's mic and it got an earful of me vocalizing Caillou's demise at the hands of a pack of swallowed button cells or getting snarled up in a taffy pull. today i browse a reddit flush with ads for batteries that are safer to eat
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