JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 21hfelt a little homesick so i grilled a raft of beer brats and sent the house on a hellride 130
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 08/10/2026quick one of @hexlace.bsky.social's jane with an attitude adjustment 15312
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a full roger, can you guess which arm he pulls his pud with 02710
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026bit of papa lynn hauling jonah around from one bathroom to the next bathroom 1429
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i grabbed these two from disc replay knowing nothing about them shortly before we moved, and finally tried them last night. SLAI is like if they turned armored core into a team sport (bitchin art direction & music), pryzm is the first in what i can only assume are dozens of horse girl game musou 040
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026when your wife says "now draw me pregnant" you say "hell yeah, ask me again tomorrow" 110718
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 08/09/2026being an artist lets you do neat stuff like show your better half how lovely they look 36913
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 29/08/2026taking consecutive showers after getting hotboxed by blothar and dirty sanchez at vavoom! 1102
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 25/08/2026it's late, and the ambient lighting is poor, time to dump a buncha old and bogus belly stuff in the alley 18516
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 25/08/2026gave lothar another shot with a tighter grip on his graceful corpulence 0115
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 25/08/2026one of the npc entourage, avery is our resident exquisitely bullyable nerd 1137
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 24/08/2026quick sketch of one of bepi's nemeses, a silver fox lifestyle blogger and consummate ecommerce affiliate named sam 1299
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 17/08/2026trevor dunn snuck in at the end to help beat the shit out of night goat, it was spectacular 120
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 17/08/2026i was too busy getting bludgeoned by the double drums and double basses to take photos, but the melvins absolutely tore it up! 162
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 16/08/2026new thrift mug after a dry spell. the other side has the same thing printed there too 042
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026another scumbag npc, yngvar is jane's sire and singularly obsessed freak prince of long beach 43414
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 05/08/2026one of the highfalutin npcs is an unreasonably italian and punchable lug 2145
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 04/08/2026wick is fashionably late to the ensemble but that completes the set of our main player characters! 2207
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 31/07/2026we brought a little twig of a chicago hardy with us when we moved across the country, four years later she's been cooking up a crop of bitchin figs! I might be biased but they blow our violette de bordeaux outta the water 280
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 24/07/2026doodled hex's other beach bum elf soo-min, cohort of zafiro and aspiring model bid to freeze on beton's icy shores 111215
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 21/07/2026a little belated birthday suit io for the homie @10n80p.bsky.social! can't wait to see more of him in future escapades 26116
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 12/07/2026my first swing at hex's new beach bum elf, zafiro! 111920
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 30/06/2026had my hands full lately with butterbean and helping hex recover from surgery, here's one of our mod's npcs, eshe! 15318
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 09/06/2026a quick one of @hexlace.bsky.social's vampire, jane 215528
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 02/06/2026another night of odds and ends, been busy pissing around with the new guitar the past few days 2559
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 31/05/2026i ripped through the sirens of titan in three days after letting it sit untouched in my library for years. therapeutic and nutritious book, one of my favorites of his now and dumbfounding that it was anyone's sophomore effort at a novel 020
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 31/05/2026always a pleasure to stick my fingers in some lucha vavoom! 060
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 22/05/2026kicking off a long weekend by drawing some big boobs! here's some of hex's sumi, who's enjoying a fae sex wizard renaissance 217143
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 21/05/2026it looks like the BDI21 is everything i could want in a di box, but having a headphone amp still capable of recording like the amphonix would give me the freedom to unmoor and practice anywhere... 030
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 18/05/2026brought to you by codemasters! they also produced these things with controller sockets - no multitap? no problem! 110
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 17/05/2026dropped all my loose genesis games into a thrifted cassette case, that beats the hell outta being stacked in the back of an ikea shelf! 3191
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 11/05/2026found thundercat's dad at the thrift today, he smoked me with a 200X 67 amogus 0246
JACK ASSRIP @jackassrip.bsky.social · 06/05/2026last night i forgot to turn off my phone's mic and it got an earful of me vocalizing Caillou's demise at the hands of a pack of swallowed button cells or getting snarled up in a taffy pull. today i browse a reddit flush with ads for batteries that are safer to eat 13113