your honor, if i may present the following [gesturing wildly at tv screen]
Mx. P. Evil Scientist
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![digital drawing of characters from the show super secret secret squirrel. the titular Secret stands foreground, in a purple hat covering the top half of his face and a grayish blue trenchcoat. his yellow eyes are visible through holes in the hat brim, and he wears a confident expression.
secret holds his trenchcoat open to reveal pockets and molle strap-like attachment points for syringes, vials of hormones, boxes of bandages and alcohol swabs, a shraps container, and a jar labeled "lollipops"
in the background stands morocco mole, a smaller egg-shaped, well, mole wearing a red robe with yellow trim, round opaque black sunglasses, and a fez that floats just above his head. on his glasses lenses are white question marks.
Dialogue reads: [Secret]: THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR MY PORTABLE ESTROGEN INJECTION SURVIVAL KIT
[Morocco]: why do you have that](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nqqcpuuo727ekcim2qbo5y6d/bafkreihcewwrkk5yl7wazaatjwfkxxz2tp5dxxp4zed4bvgxci3wlxloqm)
!["Moraff's Political Agenda" screen from a Moraffware game. It is a windows 95 infobox with a scroll bar just to let you know you're in for a long one. The full message is not shown here but holy shit it is already the worst thing to alt text transcribe
"The Moraff Agenda:
I am 31 years old, and I expect to live until at least 2064. That would make me 100 years old. Over the years I have developed an agenda that is based on facing the reality of he future. My 3 year old nephew should live to see the year 2100! It has become politically incorrect to even consider how our actions today affect the not so far future. Instead, most politicians focus on the next election or even the next poll. Some good people have worked and fought hard for many of the following ideas, but I have never seen a complete agenda that links it all together. So this is an attempt to create a well thought out agenda for political and social change that will lead to the future that we really want.
I will first begin with a few basic assumptions about things that CAN happen in the future. We are not assuming that these things WILL happen, we assume only that they are possible. [Message ends]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nqqcpuuo727ekcim2qbo5y6d/bafkreihrvset4e2t75cuunfdafd6abluqwd7dfltq57aueovfbz3mzugja)
