Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Going to the beach that makes you old just for a little bit cause I need these bananas to be more ripe for banana bread 020
Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Is it too much to ask that someone hits me hard enough to bruise me, then later says "oh no, did I do that? 🫦" while pressing their thumb into it? 110
Jackal In Danger @jackalindanger.bsky.social · 19/05/2026My biggest fantasy is two sexy women telling me "you've been so nice to us, let us return the favor. We're gonna take care of you." And then they help me do my massive amount of laundry. 020