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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 2h
No wonder the server is this laggy now I'm shocked that it isn't worse
TPS: 12.60
MSPT: 72.40
Chunks: 14810
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/09/2026
This destroyed the server github.com/FoxMcloud565...
Function annotated with @NotNull returns null
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 02/09/2026
brainfuck-0.000001b.gguf
User: >++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<.>++++[<+++++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.>>++++++[<+++++++>-]<+
+.------------.>++++++[<+++++++++>-]<+.<.+++.------.--------.>>>++++[<++++++++>-
]<+.

Prompt was 2002 tokens, prefilled in 0.0 seconds at 113440.62 tokens/s.

AI: Hello, World!
Model: brainfuck-0.000001b.gguf
Output was 14 tokens, decoded in 0.0s at 1221.00 t/s.brainfuck-0.000001b.gguf is 12 KB
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 09/08/2026
Could do a replies / quotes switcher
my evil client of doom and despair has a replies / quotes switchersharkey has a replies / boosts / quotes / reactions switcher
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 07/08/2026
gooslime.neocities.org 😭
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 03/08/2026
Every PR is going to get a comment like this won't it
Maintainer: I don't think that's our responsibility. It seems more like an oversight in Create Aeronautics.
Me: Unfortunately that's not how they see it, Create itself has this issue too (Item Drain) and the fix was done inside Create Creators-of-Create/Create#10352
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 03/08/2026
Friend: Its gonna be long time till every mod get patched
Me: Not if I have anything to do with it
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 19/07/2026
Flashbacks of doom holy shit
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 14/07/2026
Sub-10 second ~~CI~~/CD is basically the same thing right
set of commits:
- FORGOT TO IMPORT FUCK
- pass signals directly to avoid diffing
- super rare
- special deal
- IM A GENIUS
- realtime bans
- LOLDeploy successful in 7 seconds3123 commits total half of which were probably "FUCK FUCK GO BACK"
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 14/07/2026
Base launched another 1500 blocks I attached a propeller and kept making it bigger wondering why it wouldn't move then I found out some of the end stone wasn't attached so I broke it then woosh then it got out of render distance which caused rapier to panic and crash the server in an innovative way
Base flying faster than I can flymap of the base's travels so far
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 13/07/2026
I've lost it
I ran `nix pull`
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 13/07/2026
happened again it flew 300 blocks away had to explode a bit to fix it
rectangle base with end stone on it with a bunch of destruction around it
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 10/07/2026
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 05/07/2026
Was playing modded Minecraft when my friend assembled my other friend's base who tasked me with disassembling it since it wouldn't align so I made a docking connector and after activating it the whole thing launched flipped like 720 degrees and landed in the center of the town or whatever
Base flung into the sky with a chat message from me "WHAT THE FUCK"The base landed in between a mountain and someone else's base, there are two messages "LOL" and "LOOOL" from another player
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 18/06/2026
I managed to turn "club" into "clUb" and "bar" into "job" fuck
shape of you cut up in davinci resolve in a failed attempt to match the quoted post
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 09/06/2026
This means so much to us cab accounts 🥹
30+ notifications
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/05/2026
9 down and 34 across
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/05/2026
2 down
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/05/2026
10 across done
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/05/2026
More done i forgot
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/05/2026
More i forgot
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/05/2026
1 down
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/05/2026
3 down
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/05/2026
How did I miss that one
34 down
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/05/2026
fbyirq va na rdhnyyl hasha jnl `Bowrpg.trgBjaCebcreglAnzrf(guvf).svygre(n=>n.yratgu==7&&n.ng(-2)=="e")`
11 across done
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/05/2026
Finally holy shit
24 down
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/05/2026
38 down and 11 down
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 26/05/2026
forgot how much i did again
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 26/05/2026
31 down done
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 26/05/2026
More done I forgot which
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 26/05/2026
2 across done
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 26/05/2026
As in like an hour ago I just went back to it and looked around and found a low hanging fruit
27 down cleared
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 26/05/2026
Like an hour in
About 36% of the crossword has been completed
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 21/05/2026
SINCE WHEN WAS THIS IN BUN "This is called a segmentation fault" 😭😭😭😭
`function mmap(path: Bun.PathLike, opts?: Bun.MMapOptions): Uint8Array<ArrayBuffer>`

Open a file as a live-updating Uint8Array without copying memory

Writing to the array writes to the file.
Reading from the array reads from the file.
This uses the mmap() syscall under the hood.

---

This API inherently has some rough edges:

- It does not support empty files. It will throw a SystemError with EINVAL
- Usage on shared/networked filesystems is discouraged. It will be very slow.
- If you delete or truncate the file, that will crash bun. This is called a segmentation fault.
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 21/05/2026
i forgot the bun:bundle api and wrote straight bullshit lol
	alias: {
				"bun:bundle":
					"data:application/json," +
					(config.features
						? JSON.stringify(
								Object.fromEntries(
									config.features.map(feature => [feature, true]),
								),
							)
						: "{}"),
			},
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 21/05/2026
this is my bun oc his name is debun he is a polyfill for node
[bun logo but the background is the node gradient thing]
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/04/2026
OK I was deceitful they do have smarter models but they are all infamously ass and somehow they have 4o
gpt 5.4 mini, gpt 5 mini, grok code fast 1, claude haiku 4.5, gemini 3 flash, gpt 5.2, gpt 4.1, gpt 4o, gemini 3.1 pro, gpt 5.2 codex, and gemini 2.5 pro
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 27/04/2026
5.3 Codex is removed from Copilot Student as well
5.3 codex gone from copilot student
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 20/04/2026
im too powerful
store.google.com works fine signed out but i get a 403 when signed in
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 17/04/2026
to be exact I thought easrng's incr was broken so I tried rolling my own, got stuck getting it to cache correctly it turns out the original issue i had with incr was that i forgot allow-same-origin on the iframe sandbox so i'm doing that now
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 17/04/2026
#unshipped
a set of git commits in reverse chronological order:
- Revert "argh"
- Revert "arg"
- Revert "THERE"
- Revert "OMG"
- Revert "THIS BETTER BE IT"
- Revert "BURNING A BUILDING.. 100% COMPLETE"
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 16/04/2026
its your website you can turn oomf into xeyes
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 15/04/2026
OK so it works in Chrome but you need to manually approve every one
Chrome with "Action Required" dropdown containing just "new extension added" but there's so many it scrolls
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 11/04/2026
What xan do
The "Were you able to resolve the issue? No. I decided I don't care." github meme but the maintainer at the bottom has been edited into Vendicated
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 11/04/2026
Switched the scraping method in jack.cab/blog/every-f... to use `created__gte` and `created__lte` which I really should have realized before I published the article
from https://mozilla.github.io/addons-server/topics/api/addons.html#search: Threshold style parameters allow queries against numeric or date-time values using comparison.
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 11/04/2026
Oooooo how didn't I think of that
	
tech234a 6 minutes ago | unvote | next [–]

Alternatively you may be able to list the extensions using the sitemap: https://addons.mozilla.org/sitemap.xml

Chrome Web Store has something similar: https://chromewebstore.google.com/sitemap

And Edge: https://microsoftedge.microsoft.com/sitemap.xml
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 11/04/2026
What tools would the jack mcp have
GET https://jack.cab/sse
POST https://jack.cab/mcp
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 11/04/2026
Lua: i noticed you got on hn frontpage

[big spike on graph]
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 11/04/2026
LMAOOOOOOOO
Someone's crawler requested jack.cab/blog/javascript:install_random_extension()
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 11/04/2026
Wow
Giant spike in unique visitors
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