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Pop Tartarus

@jack-a-dandy.bsky.social
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Everybody wants to be a DJ. Everybody wants to be an MC. What is the best thing to be? If you like my posts please repost them so I can actually be seen and my opinion or take influence people.

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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As the lawyer has to read my warcraft roleplays out loud before the court trying me for crimes against the state
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That Perry Bible Fellowship comic where the the bunny wants to eat a girl out.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
So uhhh. Utilizing this info graphic from the Energy Institute to extrapolate from just for the crude bit. Um. Very ouchie?
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is legitimately 60% of my tabletop PCs.
A screenshot of a tweet from @normcharlatan.bsky.social stating "Your college dormmate who quotes Dave Matthews lyrics in an intimidating way when shitfaced."
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Rest in Peace Tom Kane. Voice of so many brilliant characters. Strangely compelled to post this one to see who remembers as a way of paying respects. Rest in Peace to one of the greatest fictional B movie actors to ever do it. RIP Oxnard Montaaaaalllllllllvo
A screencapture of Oxnard Montalvo from Angry Beavers.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Y'all nesting dolls gotta get some sleep eventually.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
CEO has so much fucking AI Slop garbage on his Linkedin...
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
See?
Eric Trump being shown a model cityscape.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The most recent saved meme in your photo roll describes your mental state.
A parody of the poster for "The Cook, the thief, his wife and her lover" and the "And Knuckles" video game font.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It's basically this yeah?
A meme from The Usual Suspects with a section from a recent Trump social media post: "Open the fuckin' strait, you crazy bastards."
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Bot or Matroyshka. Notice the "no break longer than 1 hour". It's a way to make you think the craziers are more common than they are, a way to make you doubt and fear people around you, a way to make us look bad, and when they need to? A way to manufacture consent/dissent.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you. Serial Experiments Buffy, complete with Giles as a villain. Barely as long as Darkplace, made to fill an X-Files slot, and yet...it could have done stuff. Never made it to DVD or streaming. Barely a rip on YouTube.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
They turned down my porn site concept. The cowards.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
WHERE ARE THE TIRES
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
These aren't tires, Ryan. WHY ARE THERE NO TIRES RYAN. IS A CANADIAN TIRE SOME KIND OF OXYMORON LIKE A PENNSYLVANIA GOODBYE?
The interior of a Canada Tire department store. Two floors are visible. Kitchen and Christmas goods are labeled.

There are no tires.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Bad hands.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
d28hgpri8am2if.cloudfront.net/tagged_asset... Picture of the guy. Let's be real, this guy knows fash when he sees it. ...and will do everything he can to establish it.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Remember that Bessent also lives in a grocery store sheet cake.
A picture of Bessent and his barbie bakery dream house.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Guys seriously look at all the support Nick Fuentes has and why we should be afraid of him BUT DON'T GIVE PEOPLE OXYGEN WHAT I AM DOING IS DIFFERRENT
An obviously fake Twitter profile that Yashar used as evidence for female Fuentes fans.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If you want a dead giveaway about the new Mozilla CEO, he doesn't panel line or sticker his model kits and he doesn't know how to pose them properly. Also two gatling on Heavyarms EW, arranged weirdly on the back yet missiles ready to launch.
A picture of the new Mozilla CEO's shelf, showing a badly posed Gundam model kit as well as plush toys and other brick a brak.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
@lukeplunkett.com Jared Kushner's investment firm logo for added context. Video games are a viable way to comprehend the strategy of these maniacs.
The logo for Affinity Partners, Jared Kushner's investment firm.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
How about a pretty lousy meme?
Bill Clinton in The Simpsons stating that he is a "pretty lousy president", mid word.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Yo, want something wild? His wife was an actress who helped sell the product. Exploitation work. You can do a Bureau of Control/Alan Wake tie in. Or potentially a "The Nice Guys" style subplot. It's not a Sea. It's a Lake.
File X for Sex, a Sam Lake Production.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Axel from Twisted Metal Black.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Yeah. He's a diddler.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Guyth you thoud thew blewthye!
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Real talk. Look at the guy's profile. His weird picture. His nonindicative name. His followed/following set. This is an obvious fucking nesting doll. Why do you keep thinking nesting dolls are real people, fuck's sake?
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is you yeah? Your boss is gonna be real pissed when he sees how badly you're fucking up the social media rush. Like if this traces back...
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Kash Patel closing out his press conference showing how well he's leading the FBI.
An image from Garth Merenghi's Darkplace. Depicting the main character saying he would see his grasshopper kid in Valhalla.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
There are even worse things than the signature in there. I. They're so casual about it. Like a bunch of old dads. My brain and heart and soul hurt.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
It gets worse than the Trump ones is the even more fucked thing.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
What the ENTIRE SHIT LOVING FUCK.
A birthday card for Epstein with clear reference to the Lolita express.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
With the IR sensor to use your tv remote on.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Sir. Obviously, there's only one way to establish culpability here. There are 330 AUSA in DC, correct?
A picture of the classic board game "Guess Who", being presented in the context of a joke about figuring out which AUSA is the worst in all the land.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Remember when they thought this was an "lol we owned them" meme? Gosh I hate this creep.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Here's a better one: more people make money on pitching articles than taking the field. And most people build on their crushing insecurities by trying to make others insecure. Piss off, Blobfish.
Ed Kilgore, human blobfish, failed policy analyst.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
For comparison.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Notice the fake profile pic. The eyes and lips. It is a fake. That's why it's talking to you like bad chatgpt.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hey look, in finding out what else Nada Holdings (AKA Bagholder Heavy Industries) made, I found the perfect description for this.
A poster for Talentless Nana, an anime.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Why did you get the guy with the most pedophile look in your entire org to write this? You just made him a part of the conspiracy.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Why you make the same base waifu for a million people.
NG Resonance, a virtual intelligence from Deus Ex Invisible War, who functioned as a listening device for every user who interacted with her.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Who wore it better.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I will always have this. I will ALWAYS have this. I feel God and Anime on my side and within my heart.
Father Bill Dailey reposting a message accusing him of pedophilia. This message stayed up for several hours while he crashed out.
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Pop Tartarus @jack-a-dandy.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Case in point? This deployable boy.
An animation of the Nerf Deploy CS-6 expanding out from flashlight mode to blaster mode.
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