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Spongebob Squarepants' Nervous Act
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If you can read this please go to http://www.jabalgrotto.com and give me some web traffic, I really need that to happen so my bosses don't think I'm wasting my time goofing off on the internet. Which I probably am, but that doesn't mean I want my boss to find out because he is really mean and his breath always smells like stale starbucks coffee and I know there isn't a starbucks near our office, we are surrounded by Dunkin Donuts everywhere and he always leans over me in this passive aggressive way that makes me really uncomfortable but I cannot say anything because my Dad helped me get this job and if I mess it up I'll really disappoint him and all I want to do is be funny on the internet and make people laugh, and if I get followers on this page it'll really make him happy and probably help me not get beaten with a rubber hose on a chancla when I get home so if you guys could like, comment, share this post and if you are really nice you could follow me so I can point at big number go up and go "hey look pops, I'm doing something" so he doesn't make me go work at the Burger King again, where, strangely enough, my manager's breath also smelled like stale coffee, What is it with management and stanky stale coffee breath? Why not just chew some gum, or take a breath-mint, or better yet just brush your teeth? Dental hygiene is really important you know, because its linked to cardiovascular health and overall immune support, How have I only typed 1500 characters? Oh well I guess I better cut it off here before I end up on some subreddit and from there probably end up on some Youtube Channel like Emkay or smth, anyway yall have the best day and I hope everything you want in life goes well and your pillow is always cold if you want it to be.
