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JaayEmmBee

@jaayemmbee.bsky.social
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Just a drummer who enjoys food, robots and a bunch of other nerdy stuff! He/Him

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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 2h
I just deleted someone I’ve known since my days in the music scene because they announced their latest pregnancy… with AI. You’re killing the planet this kid will have to live on.
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 21h
Oh he looks like a stout young lad
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 23h
The legendary leader one? Look at that thing!
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 23h
He says we’ve been burying them wrong
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I will always be a sucker for Armada Starscream
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever owned a deformation figure. Am I really a transformers fan?
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
God that big bird Starscream is always bigger than I remember
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I always heard good things about the Make Toys Screamer, but when I saw one at TFN someone said it was meh?
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please can everyone tell me what their favourite Starscream figures are? Third party counts too!
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He can hear you
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy birthday from me and Jasper!
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arc83.bsky.social @arc83.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Legacy magmatron for sale £100 boxed and complete
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, I’m not going to put any effort into this
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s official, it’s just what I wanted all along, but now I’ll be stuck with two of the bastard
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
God, they saw me coming, didn’t they?
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Simply too many woodlice, what are they planning?
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Surely you can’t put that on daytime TV
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jasper’s first bath
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Rick 🗜️👊❌🏳️‍🌈♒️ @vicegripx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, can’t work out the thought process on that one
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just got a phonecall today from a job I did two interviews for, both had me traveling over four hour round trips each. I didn’t get the job and they said that the main reason was that I have a blatant lack of confidence. What am I meant to do about that?
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m already dreaming of TFN 2027
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You listen here, it’s tiring being Otis
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A very tired puppy after visiting the coast
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The incredible web swinging mechanics of Spider-Man 2
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m never going to be mad when Titanfall 2 appears in lists
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We could do it guys… we could afford drinks at the Hilton bar…
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He is a very small baby! But he’s growing every day 😭
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you Auntie Ash for the jumper. He’s not sure how he feels yet.
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why is life like this?
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s like I wished on a monkey paw “Please someone offer me a job!”
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Job hunting for months and the only place that wants me is Smyths Toys. History repeats itself
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Be gay? Do crimes?
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I went through a phase where I bought it for friend’s birthdays all the time. I need everyone to become depressed but with a sense of possibility
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This makes it look like I only got into gaming within the last ten years, but it’s actually just that I started being able to play online multiplayer when I got to university.
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First ice cream
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember that time I had a stalker and they used to draw pictures of me as animals?
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s the future I’m seeing at the moment too. Violent revolution is an eventuality, but it’s not going to happen whilst so many people are believing that they could be a billionaire one day
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He is very small
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I do love a good theory
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Patrick Star's Evil Smile
ALT: Patrick Star's Evil Smile
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What comes after late stage capitalism?
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I appreciate that so much. Sorry all my posts on here are just complaining
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have a HNC, a Degree, a Post Graduate Degree and six years retail experience and yet I’m being denied entry level office jobs for not being qualified enough and hourly retail jobs because I’m over qualified.
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jasper’s first trip to the beach was a success
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What’s up with washed up transphobes thinking they can cross Tennant and their reputations will be fine?
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hadn’t even considered that, I don’t think I think about their hits on a regular basis. I wonder why that is
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I suppose their careers are Over And Done With (that’s it, we’ve riffed off their only two songs)
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JaayEmmBee @jaayemmbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Proclaimers are bastards. They might have always been bastards but they’re just so not relevant that I had no idea until now
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