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@jaakejames.bsky.social
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
monkey’s in jail
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Oh its new poosic friday today… and slayyyter still holding on to that damn album
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
judge judy ate her for fucking lunch. it was bad. it was so fucking bad.
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
every time i see michelle obamas brother on their podcast I think “what is titus burgess doing with michelle???” ……..
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
someone tell imogen heap we dont need 10 minutes of moaning and whooshing noises. we need swoon part 2 the rumix
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Audrey Hobert sings Sue Me? Thats a strong ass name for one of Gracie Abrams daughtas. She should be acting with that name. its so gwenyth paltrow, nicole kidman, jennifer lawrence like i trust that name
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/02/2026
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-car…
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
took a call and she started crying because she thought I was interviewing for other jobs…. you would’ve thought i was robert jr going to rehab
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
told my coworker i was really busy and focussed on something so now shes telling me about a couple who burned to death in an electric car. happy pancake tuesday
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a dog is dancing in a living room in front of a fish tank .
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dr. nicholas ☠️ @lostinmybedroom.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
i know she's in that studio typing ChatGPT please write me a song that sounds good in instagram reels
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
okay twins
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
first piece of art i made with my ipad 🫶🥺🧡
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
And Just Like Roger...
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
well, thank god!
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
america is scaring me so bad lately i’ve decided to make taylor swift irish so i won’t have to worry about her safety 🧡
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
👁️ ❤️ RHOC 🤣 you always know heathers gonna be fierce 💄 vicki is gonna cry 😢 and gretchen is gonna be dumb as 🪱 🪱 🪱
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
HEYYYYYYYYYY GORGEOUS
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
christmas lights!!!
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
OMG!
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
poosky
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
<33 🙈💥
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
just had the absolute pleasure of witnessing this beautiful stage performance…citizens of Fx1rynation PLEASE consider this a PSA! go and see this spectacular theatrical experience asap #GwynethGoesSkiing #Fx1ryApproved #DragRaceDownUnder
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
GOOD AFTERNOON FX1RYNATION!!!
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
go for it !! <3
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a picture of a minion with the words " ain t no shame in having some fun "
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
user @pasta420.bsky.social has joined bluesky!
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
LET ME BE THE GREAT SCOTT TIP TOP PIT STOP IN YOUR OCEAAAAAN I COULD BE THE SHIPMATE WHAT GOT YOU DOWN AND DIRTY WITH THE LOOOOOOTION
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gaymes bond @tdutwo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Sing
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Now this is how you hold space
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dancing alone flum pebble @ulrxu.com · 22/11/2024
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
the ligthing in my therapist’s waiting room making me depressed…much to think about
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
we come to this place…for skeets
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
just paid €4.35 for an oat latte from a truck…what are we doing here
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
crazy to spend real money to see tate mcrae
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
put in my hole
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
GOOOOOOD EVENING FX1RYNATION
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
😮‍💨
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
No babe I love yours the big accounts scare me
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
sitting around a table with people you barely know and immediately thinking “this is just like housewives”
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dallas @dalshroom.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
bluesky
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Swolecialist @blacklantern.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A Bluesky exclusive
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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whouda thunkett @fx1ry.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
open.spotify.com/playlist/0wo... if anyone is interested here’s my 2024 playlist x it has songs that came out this year mainly but also other ones i’ve reconnected with or discovered for the first time 🙂‍↕️ not to be a freak but my bf and bestie have said they enjoy it immensely x i update it too :o
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Playlist · fx1ry · 67 items · 2 saves
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
the process for following the #Gayporn tab does make me feel like I’ve been called a faggot
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Pander Underwear 🇵🇸 @pandershirts.com · 16/11/2024
Went on twitter and they were talking about washing chicken again
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Jake @jaakejames.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
aaron
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jimmy @jimmyoutsold.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Everyone has a gay brother
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Raticoncito @n0thasghey.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
How it feels to be on Bluesky
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