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@jaakan.bsky.social
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it's like bacon, but with a "J" likes=things that came out when I was young and impressionable dislikes=motion smoothing

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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
National Draw a Dinosaur day again already? Can’t believe I have to work on a holiday.
Ink drawing of a Tyrannosaurus Rex running (possibly dancing) and casually saying “roar”
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Here’s hoping the spirits make the rounds tonight. Merry Christmas!
drawing of all the spirits from A Christmas Carol. Old Jacob Marley, Past, Present, Present as his time grows short, and Yet to Come.
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Life Day has gotten too commercial. I wish we could get back to what it’s really about, holding orbs and shuffling through the cosmos.
Chewbacca holding a glowing orb and wearing a red robe, not because it’s cheaper than making a full Wookiee suit, but because it is a holiday tradition.
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Never enough October
Cartoon Drawing of the three hitchhiking ghosts from The Haunted Mansion
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of the medal of YavinDigital black and white drawing of Luke Hand and Chewbacca walking in to get their medals after they blew up the Death Star
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of a boys best friend, his mother, stabbing someone in the showerDigital black and white drawing of Darth Vader swinging his lightsaber through thin air as Obi-Wan pulls one over on him and becomes one with the force
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of the Bill from Schoolhouse Rock explaining himself to the the little kid, probably telling him it’s all a bunch of lies nowDigital black and white drawing of Luke doing a one handed hand stand with Yoda on his foot.  Looks hard
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Jason fighting the skeleton armyDigital black and white drawing of SM33 from Skeleton Crew in silhouette with some old vines behind him
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of the Onion knight from Game of ThronesA digital black and white drawing of Dak, ready to take on the whole Empire himself. RIP Dak
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of the Grinch puzzling why Christmas came all the sameDigital black and white drawing of Obi Wan showing visible confusion
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Disco Stu enjoying some disco musicDigital black and white drawing of a a TIE fighter pilot from Inferno Squadron, and their lil droid
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Ink drawing on yellow post it of Roddy Piper tipping his sunglasses down in They live. He came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he’s all out of bubble gumDigital black and white drawing of denizens of Jabbas palace cheering through the grate of the rancor pit. Not a lot to do there I guess
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Ray from the Princess and the Frog Digital black and white drawing of Darth Vader choking Obi Wan Kenobi and making him fly over a fire
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Digital black and white drawing of Wim from Skeleton Crew NOT pushing the button (he totally pushes it)In drawing on yellow post it of Napoleon Bonaparte being a Ziggie Piggy
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of slim Pickens riding the bomb from dr Strangelove Digital black and white drawing of Han Solo shooting Greedo. Who shot first? I guess it depends on the recollection of the person retelling it. If you ask me poor Greedo never even got a shot off. Maklunky
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Spy vs Spy. Pretty sure Spy is going to win this oneDigital black and white drawing of Anakin and Obi Wan clashing on Mustafar. This is the last time Anakin will be seen with his legs.
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Yukon Cornelius holding a pick axe, he is probably about to lick itDigital black and white drawing of some AT-AT’s shooting at some retreating rebels on Hoth
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Digital black and white drawing of Darth Vader wearing the deal with it glasses
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of the deal with it sunglasses Digital black and white drawing of Vader altering the deal, also visible is Lando Calrissian praying he doesn’t alter it any further
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook contemplating picking his noseDigital black and white drawing of Queen Amidala in that headdress with all the lacey whatnot hanging down. She has a look on her face that says she does not have the patience for fools
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Vizzini from The Princess Bride about to make a classic blunder, holding up a wine goblet talking about land wars in AsiaA digital black and white drawing of Darth Vader in his little space papazan choking out Admiral Ozzel for coming out of light speed too close to the Hoth system.  RIP Admiral Ozzel he was a clumsy as he was stupid.
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of TIna Turner from Thunderdome looking at a raggedy manDigital black and white drawing of a Jawa peering out from behind a rock. He is thinking to himself that if he waits long enough he won’t have to help carry R2D2 because everyone else has it
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Max Rebo’s cousing Hooter from Captain EODigital black and white drawing of Obi Wan Kenobi pulling Anakin’s lightsaber out of an old trunk.  He has a look on his face like, the last time I saw this, I had just cut my best friend’s legs off and left him to burn alive
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Alice from Alice in Wonderland holding a bottle that says drink me, the bottle is giant or rather, she is very smallDigital black and white drawing of Muftak hanging out in the Star Wars Cantina.  He’s chatting up another alien, he’s probably going on and on about microbrewing
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Ink drawing on yellow post it of Eddie Munson shredding it in the upside downDigital black and white drawing of that jacked up Hutt from the new Mandolorian trailer
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Sting as Feyd Rautha in David Lynches Dune, holding a blade, he brought a knife to a Mau’dib fightDigital black and white drawing of Zam Wessel loading the stingy bugs into the assassin droid in Attack of the Clones, backlit by the glowing advertisements of Coruscant.
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of John Kreese of Cobra Kai giving the signal to Johnny to sweep the leg, an instruction of questionable sportsmanshipA digital black and white drawing of broom boy from the end of The Last Jedi looking up at a star, thinking about what could have been with the Rise of Skywalker
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Heavy D, RIPDigital black and white drawing of Rey, lifting rocks at the end of The Last Jedi.
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Ink drawing of Yahoo Serious as Reckless Kelly, a forgotten dud from 1993 that I happened to watch about 40 times one summer because it was on HBO on repeat.A digital black and white drawing of Yoda and Obi Wan’s ghost watching Luke climb into his X-Wing.  Obi Wan is looking over at Yoda, trying to pretend like his plan isn’t blowing up in his face
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Patrick Star looking like a lil cutieBlack and white digital drawing of Ishi Tibb, aka starfish face to the bullies in his life
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Ink drawing on a yellow post it of Prince Eric about to pierce the belly of the sea witch.  She’s smiling because her hubris has blinded her to the power of true loveA digital black and white drawing of Kylo Ren piercing the heart of his father Han Solo.  He is also stabbing him with a lightsaber
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
An ink drawing on a yellow post it of Elliot from Open Season pointing at his wanted poster A digital black and white drawing of Qui Gon Jinn running away through the forest of Naboo from a Trade Federation tank, while some crazy Naboo deer looking things haul ass as well
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
An ink drawing on a yellow post it of the pysudopod from The Abyss imitating a human face.  A digital black and white drawing of the Bongo from The Phantom Menace escaping the jaws of the viscous Opee Sea Killer in the murky depths of Otto Gunga.  Don’t worry though, there’s always a bigger fish
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
An ink drawing on a yellow post it of Prince John from Disney’s Robin Hood, wearing an ill fitting crown, sucking his thumb, and holding his ear like a sad little baby.  Boy, it sure would suck to have a greedy, ill tempered turd like that in charge am I right?A black and white digital drawing of Queen Amidala from The Phantom Menace wearing a crown with her hair up in a spectacular airline neck pillow kind of configuration.  She looks sad, like she knows this minor dispute over trade routes is going to snowball into the fall of the Republic and the end of democracy.  It’s the thousand yard stare of a 14 year old who can’t believe the adults in her life want her to condone a course of action that will lead to war.
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Ink drawing of Neo from the Matrix weaving through some bullets, but it’s cool not gimmicky because he did it firstBlack and white drawing of the Millennium Falcon weaving through some asteroids while at Tie Fighter shoots at it
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Black and white drawing of Biggs Darklighter sitting in his x wingInk drawing of Monterey Jack on a yellow post it. He looks like he just smelled a hint of cheese
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Well, we’ll let fate decide, hmm?
A drawing of Watto from The Phantom Menace floating around while inexplicably wearing the metal bikini from Return of the Jedi and saying “mind tricks don’t-a work on me, only-a that booty”
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Y’all know me, know how I earn a livin’
A cartoon drawing of Quint from Jaws in front of the chalkboard with the Shark drawing on it.  The head, the tail, the whole damn thing
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
yeah Mon
a whiteboard drawing of Mon Mothma, wearing a draped gown, looking over her shoulder and and saying "If we do not stand together, we will be crushed"  Pretty sure she is talking about the Empire, but she could also be talking the new Fortnite Star Wars event.
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
My sister’s name starts with an M and when I type it into my phone it immediately autocompletes as Madmartigan, that probably means something.
A drawing of Madmartigan from Willow holding a sword, he could probably win a war with it
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Climb
A sketchy drawing of the droid K-2SO in profile. He is probably thinking about how dumb the Empire is.
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
National Draw a Dinosaur Day has gotten too hectic and commercialized, sometimes it’s nice to remember what it’s really all about: cute lil drawings of a doomed species
A drawing of a stegosaurus, blissfully unaware of the extinction level event that is coming, done in black ink on a blue post it note
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Same B.A., same
A trading card featuring B.A. Baracus with a puzzled/annoyed look on his face. The caption is “what?”
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
"I mean, yes, of course I hate the Batman. Obviously, who doesn't? But if we are talking about ARCH nemesis....I would have to go with that guy who insists on wearing shorts no matter how cold it is."
a pastel drawing of Mr. Freeze from Batman.  It is snowing, and he is looking indifferent, like he has no tears left to shed.
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
friends we made along the way > cold hard credits
a black and white drawing of the kids from Skeleton Crew with their droid SM-33, drawn in marker on a whiteboard.  The kids are standing in a group and the droid is behind them saying "aye cap'n"
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Kind of wild that the song says you would “almost” say it glows, but we all just go “yeah, his nose is a giant red 1000 watt lightbulb” we’re no better than all of the other reindeer.
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
🎶Up to the rooftop, quick, quick, quick Just like F'in' Saigon, eh slick?🎶
a pen and ink doodle on a post it note, of John McClain jumping off the roof of Nakatomi Tower with a fire hose tied around his waist while the roof explodes behind him, he is in silhouette.a pen and ink doodle on a post it note of Hans Gruber falling off the 30th floor of Nakatomi Tower.  He has a gun in his hand and look of shock on his face that says "I am exceptional thief, how did this happen?"
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Scroooooooooge, mate. It's your old partner Jacob Marley innit? woe is me, bruv!
A cartoon drawing of Old Jacob Marley's ghost, wearing the chains he forged in life, he made it link by link, and yard by yard; he girded it on of his own free will, and of his own free will he wore it. He has yellow eyes, a bandage around his chin, and spectacles on his forehead.  He is reaching out.
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The Empire with compensate you if he gets stale, put him in!
A Han Solo gingerbread man is wrapped in tinfoil, while a gingerbread Darth Vader and gingerbread Boba Fett look on and ask "did he survive?" while a gingerbread Lando Calrissian says "yes, he's alive, and sealed perfectly for maximum freshness"
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Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
🙂"Happy Honda-Days!" 😎"Consume, Buy, Stay Asleep" 🤨"Happy Honda-Days!"
Santa Clause ringing a bell in front of text that says Buy Consume, but he's one of the aliens from They Live so his face looks like it fell in the cheese dip back in 1957
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