Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 30/01/2026National Draw a Dinosaur day again already? Can’t believe I have to work on a holiday. 011
Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Here’s hoping the spirits make the rounds tonight. Merry Christmas! 131
Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Life Day has gotten too commercial. I wish we could get back to what it’s really about, holding orbs and shuffling through the cosmos. 040
Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025My sister’s name starts with an M and when I type it into my phone it immediately autocompletes as Madmartigan, that probably means something. 031
Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025National Draw a Dinosaur Day has gotten too hectic and commercialized, sometimes it’s nice to remember what it’s really all about: cute lil drawings of a doomed species 040
Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025"I mean, yes, of course I hate the Batman. Obviously, who doesn't? But if we are talking about ARCH nemesis....I would have to go with that guy who insists on wearing shorts no matter how cold it is." 041
Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Kind of wild that the song says you would “almost” say it glows, but we all just go “yeah, his nose is a giant red 1000 watt lightbulb” we’re no better than all of the other reindeer. 040
Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024🎶Up to the rooftop, quick, quick, quick Just like F'in' Saigon, eh slick?🎶 050
Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Scroooooooooge, mate. It's your old partner Jacob Marley innit? woe is me, bruv! 081
Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 18/12/2024The Empire with compensate you if he gets stale, put him in! 092
Jaakan @jaakan.bsky.social · 17/12/2024🙂"Happy Honda-Days!" 😎"Consume, Buy, Stay Asleep" 🤨"Happy Honda-Days!" 030