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Janina Matthewson

@j9andif.bsky.social
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Writer. Tired. Romcoms as Georgie Tilney.

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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is such a genuine relief, losing the PCC would have been a real harbinger of what is even the point of london anymore
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I have to credit @jamiedrew.bsky.social for that one
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Listen, I hate you, one magpie
A patch of grass and leaves in which sits a solitary magpie
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Seems like the sort of thing they should have put to a vote tbh
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What I would actually like from my union on ai is: a) to organise a class action regarding all those stolen books b) to know that they will back me in adding “no generative ai use in any part of the process” clause in future book deals
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Does anyone have any advice on getting money back from a car hire company who are being assholes? When my mum was here a couple of weeks ago we had a car from Sixt break down that they then charged us for non-return of and now they won't pay that money or the deposit back
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A real light and fun newsletter today buff.ly/8AVnWer
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Everything is fine!
A couple of weeks ago I was on a bus and we drove past a large billboard on a main road that was advertising Wicked: For Good, a movie that came out almost a year ago. Billboards are a big deal to…
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*chair, obvs
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also the idea that the author *should* be in the director’s share shows a really shitty disregard for the skills required to make a movie or tv show, which are not the same as the skills required to write a book, tyfyt
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It is true in the current market that having a book adapted for the screen gives an author a much better chance at financial security and therefore brings them to being able to write full time, but that isn’t the point! Also it sucks that that is the case tbqhwy!
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t think I’d ever want to adapt my own books, because I already know my version of those stories. I want to see someone else’s!
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think about this a lot, tbh, a side effect maybe of writing for different forms of media all the time, but there are things you can do in a book that you can’t do on screen, there are ways the story works in one form that it doesn’t in another. That’s what makes it cool and interesting!
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Adaptation is interpretation! That’s what makes it interesting, that’s why there can be multiple adaptations of the same work and we don’t get tired of it. It’s so much more than just putting a book on screen
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not only is this revolting, scab shit, but it completely erases the point of adaptation as a concept
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Loser shit, scab shit
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brings new meaning to “this whole thing reeks of gender”
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The last time I got it it was £15, I hate it here
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's £30 now?!
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So fucking sick of feeling insane, man
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is true of all sectors. Universities, museums and art galleries, orchestras, theatres. And all of this is literally the only significant thing the UK has ever had to offer the world that doesn't involve colonisation. So on top of it's direct financial impact it brings in all the tourist money!
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The next time you watch a movie, even one without loads of special effects, look at how long the credits are! Most of those people are not famous, most of them are not doing glamorous jobs, most of them are not making huge amounts of money. And there are more on top of that who don't get a credit!
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you don't care about putting writers and actors out of work, then you're an asshole, but fine – what about the builders, the electricians, the costumers, the catering staff, etc, etc, etc
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The thing that pisses me off about about this is that loads of the people employed in the arts and entertainment and crucial to its success are unseen workers in jobs that are considered trade when they're not in services of the arts
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Writing tips, tips for writing, get your writing tips here, etc, etc ihavenoplanforthis.ghost.io/writing-tip-...
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Writing tip: characters need to talk to each other about things
I watch a lot of movies and among the many movies I watch there are many old movies. I like a classic, I don't know what to tell you. But when you watch a decent amount of classics you discover someth...
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Writing tips, tips for writing, get your writing tips here, etc, etc ihavenoplanforthis.ghost.io/writing-tip-...
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Writing tip: characters need to talk to each other about things
I watch a lot of movies and among the many movies I watch there are many old movies. I like a classic, I don't know what to tell you. But when you watch a decent amount of classics you discover someth...
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Goes for tv shows also
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Worth the price of admission for that alone
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is from when I studied linguistics, basically Newfoundland is quite isolated so there wasn’t a lot of interference, is how I remember it. But I was studying it twenty years ago so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Give me this guy as Friar Lawrence
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was always taught that the closest modern day accent to early modern English as spoke in the Elizabethan age is Newfoundland, and if that's what Robert Eggers does I'm pretty on board
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dating bi men is a great way to avoid an "are the straights ok" style relationship, and you may quote me on that
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These women are idiots. As if only being attracted to men isn't bad enough, you go and restrict yourself to straight men? God's worst creatures?
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everything is a class war, pass it on
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I do not think the seeming contradictions on the right are actually contradictions; they all serve the same goal, which is increasing wealth and control
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wrote a newsletter which is kind of about three different things at once but also about how everything's the same thing ihavenoplanforthis.ghost.io/the-one-figh...
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The One Fight Theory
Fairly regularly in the modern world there is a Happening™ that takes over for a few days. I'm sure you're familiar. In the wake of a Happening™ there are endless takes, jokes, questions and analyses,...
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She lived in London and Manchester before she moved there?
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She wasn't in some tiny village in the highlands; she was in Edinburgh? A city that famously hosts the world's biggest international arts festival every year?
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Baby name books exist?
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You've Got Mail came out in 1998, for another?
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Katie Leung, who played Cho Chang in the movies was born in Scotland, for one thing?
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can't figure out which direction to do a jape about this
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
20s is youth, 30s and 40s is normal adulthood, 50s and 60s is middle age, I will die on this hill at least until I hit 50
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Funny that this one does actually sound different in an NZ accent because most of the time we're so lazy about vowels
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This one, I think www.diabolicalliespod.com/p/ethical-co...
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"Ethical Consumption" & the History of "Selling Out"
A veritable SHEIN Haul of an episode.
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol, listened to a diabolical lies episode the other day that talked about how American anti littering campaigns were started by corporations as a reaction to states trying to ban single use GLASS bottles, I’m insane now, I’ve gone insane
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Really a very short time as geese
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's on Prime in the UK rn, it's great, trust me, but also CN in several directions, it's fun and funny but it gets fucking dark
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah, my partner found the books extremely boring, but we've watched the show through like three times
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Magicians is basically what if Hogwarts but instead of high school in Scotland it's grad school in up state New York and also Narnia is real and deeply fucked up and everyone is hot and traumatised and probably no one is straight
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have not read the books because I understand they are not camp as hell, which is what makes the tv show so great and also what I want most of the time
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