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Panda Bernstein

@j4years.bsky.social
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Hong Kong Jewy Torn between writing about ridiculous things in Hong Kong and ridiculous things in America. Time Zones may vary.

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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HE'S BLINKING IN SLOW MOTION
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Share a television show that raised you. youtu.be/Qc_5FK6oeVE?...
youtu.be
The Price is Right January 17, 1978
YouTube video by Game shows n weather
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I almost walked face first into one of those f-ckers my first year here (we were hiking on Lamma Island). I basically did a Shaggy/Scooby (yelled “Zoinks” and ran so fast I left behind a cloud of dust shaped like me)
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
only has to last long enough to blame everything on Democrats
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
f--k you, Google
Lake Ontario, misidentified
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
But what does Kim Fields, star of TV's "The Facts of Life" think?
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every time I see one of these decisions, I feel like the SCOTUS should have to give a definition of who *would* have standing; because it seems in some cases like the answer is "nobody, Republicans are just allowed to break the law."
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would take either one of these teenagers as SecDef over Hegseth
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My man looks like he's about to buy Walnut Grove and move Laura and the other children to Pittsburgh to work factory jobs. bsky.app/profile/kevi...
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is the future Silicon Valley techbros want
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ok, this made me laugh my coffee out my nose
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That makes perfect sense if you don’t know anything about Hong Kong
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
And the POTUS thinks that it’s run by Chairman Balky
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A New Yorker attends a corporate Christmas party in Los Angeles.
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Americans: we can’t afford food, gas or medicine Trump:
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s amazing how many Americans will suffer because one supposed “business man” doesn’t understand basic trade.
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They don’t have coherent policies, they don’t have competence, they don’t have popularity. This is all they have.
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
2024: “we will only go after dangerous criminals” 2025: “we will go after anyone who has tripped up, no matter how minor; even if they’re in the process of fixing it” 2026: LEEEROOOOY JENKINNNNNNNS
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Using the same definitions: I get around, I guess. It’s a personality type.
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Waiting for the Biden “miss me?” shirts
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So many of these “law and order” Republicans don’t actually like following the law
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Let me know when they reroute you through Hong Kong
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My wife and I had this song memorized, we heard it so much back then
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The new triumphalists think that America’s leadership position is eternal due to its innate superiority and not, say, because of actual reasons that they are squandering. They are in for a real surprise.
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Clearly you didn’t watch enough Batman. Intrepid cartoonish crime fighters don’t let that get in their way.
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And telling themselves that it’s ok because no matter what the media tells you, the librulz will make you eat bowls of diarrhea that are A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE AND WILL MAKE YOU A TRANS COMMUNIST
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
For the $@&?!! record:
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Of all the things I can never forgive Trump voters for, enabling this is definitely in the top 10.
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“President Trump is gonna save ‘Merica from COMMUNISTS, yep he is”
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
One step closer to turning Gaza into a Club Med www.nytimes.com/2026/08/16/w...
nytimes.com
Kushner Meets With Hamas to Advance Trump’s Gaza Plan
The president’s son-in-law met the Palestinian militant group’s leaders in Egypt, officials said. He will soon see Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli leader.
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I know some real sharks
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I still believe it’s something much stupider: a shift away from leaders that make Trump feel inadequate
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We should all sue Todd Blanche personally.
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
At his point someone probably need to create a meme of a guy saying “wait….are we the goodies?”
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ok, I’ll play: fav film from each year of the 1980s: 1980- Airplane! 1981 - Stripes 1982 - Blade Runner 1983 - a Christmas Story 1984 - This is Spinal Tap 1985 - Better Off Dead 1986 - Hoosiers 1987 - The Untouchables 1988 - Die Hard 1989 - Do the Right Thing NOT an assertion of *best* films
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
At a time when Israel’s standing has never been lower, its leaders seem intent on finding ways to destroy it further. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/14/w...
nytimes.com
As Army Fails to Protect Palestinians, Israeli Leaders Sympathize With Settlers
Defense Minister Katz called for the military to turn over to the police the responsibility for protecting Palestinians after two West Bank families were besieged by violent settlers.
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You wouldn’t know her, she’s famous in Canada
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is what it looks like when powerful institutions fight back. So why did so many of them cave?
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh no! Wishing you a quick recovery
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
old fashioned racism seems to be wide open again
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Everything perfectly normal at the Bad Place. The amazing thing is that the responses are even more racist than this.
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Republicans are the fiscally conservative party” has gone the way of “Republicans are the party of Lincoln and civil rights”
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“I don’t have cancer but underwent chemo -this is the terrifying effect it had on me”
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That aged well
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If Democrats can’t defeat the Party of Goons With Electric Shock Gloves, they should call it a day and step aside for a new party.
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hegseth for Prison www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
msn.com
MSN
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Given my mood lately, I'm not sure which one is me
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fantasy versus reality
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah, voting from abroad just makes all of our reasoning capabilities vanish You know expats can still vote in their previous home state and are still represented, right?
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Panda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Only Scoob and the gang fighting for the proletariat against bourgeois abandoned carnival owners
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