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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Today is impeachable. Just sweep the midterms. If elections still work anyway.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

#Target talked shit like I couldn’t hit my local #Costco with a 3-wood.

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

This is one of the cowardly Brownshirt collaborators who let ICE run roughshod over Worcester. Name and shame him. Patrick Hanlon. #PatrickHanlon #NaziCollaborator It is the duty of the police to protect their community, not to assist in a kidnapping.

It is the duty of the police to protect their community!

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I’m just an aging Gen-Xer trying to figure out what the hip kids are calling groceries these days.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I’m beginning to think my Roomba ran away from home.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

If you’re unlucky enough to get into a predicament where you MUST eat chain pizza, I swear to Christ you can literally taste end stage capitalism. Everything in America has fallen off except the profit margin.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Wait. We just letting people walk around with radiation medication they could possibly expose others to? What could go wrong. Americans are known for responsibility.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

You know what I've been thinking? Since Diddy went crazy, if you say "No Diddy" that has a whole meaning now. What happens if Biggie gets implicated.

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kermit the frog is holding a cup of tea with the words no biggie below it

ALT: kermit the frog is holding a cup of tea with the words no biggie below it

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

I have never seen a company fail at understanding the political leanings of its audience as badly as WWE. When Hogan, Hitchcliff, and Dana White are all booed mercilessly, perhaps it’s time to stop barking up the wrong tree. #WrestleMania

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

WWE is god awful at ending Manias in Vegas. This is the worst finish since Hogan/Brett/Yokozuna #WrestleMania

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Man, I’m out. I’ll catch the finish on YouTube. This fucking Costco guys level bullshit right here. #WrestleMania just jumped the shark.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Tony Hinchcliff getting booed like the little unfunny incel geek that he is at #WrestleMania is the icing on a pretty solid Easter Sunday.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

So much makeup running at the White House right now.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I don’t know about y’all, but between Cory Booker and Susan Crawford I feel like we needed a day like this so bad. Keep fighting!

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

If you happen to stumble upon Dr Phil episode at any point in time, you will see some god awful advice within 28 seconds.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Drug test politicians like 2-time NFL drug offenders.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Step 1: Watch approximately 37 seconds of college basketball during the course of the entire season. Step 2: Fill out bracket Step 3: Get on social media and comment on how tragic your bracket results are. Step 4: Repeat every March until you or college basketball dies.

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Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp @thebestatty.blacksky.app · 20/03/2025

My law firm - Holon Law Partners LLP - has a robust A.I. Practice Group where we stay at the forefront of the legalities and policy considerations of the technology. I am apart of that practice and will say that we are ABSOLUTELY equipped to assist any authors looking to sue Meta due to copyright.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

“Yeah, sure. But have you read Grapes of Wrath?” - Me, slowly turning into my literature teacher when my wife gives an impromptu review of her latest fiction murder mystery.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

@thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social The #1 Trivia fact on Jim’s IMDB page is diabolical 😂

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

The Robber Barons are back. Time to squash them again.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Jacob Fatu is my spirit animal.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I’ve come to the conclusion that once this economic strike is over I’m gonna have to buy a punching bag. Only 47 months to go.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I live in a red Texas town so I just didn’t buy shit today. Don’t trust the small businesses owners around here either.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

0 days since America was an embarrassment to the world. Yikes.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Tornado alarm tests hit h much harder with a traitor in the White House. Damn near ducked and covered under my office desk.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Let them find out the hard way. Let each and every one of them find out the hard way.

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Chonkyfire @j4sonturner.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Things that bring me much more joy than they should. @thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social

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