Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Mmm, yes. When self-serving people give wildly self-serving forecasts, we should all accept them at face value. 000
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Perfect execution - looks like it might have deep meaning if you know nothing about this, but has no meaning if you understand things. 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The woman in the upper right corner noticing that the man next to her dropped ass 010
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Don’t want either team’s offense to get too overworked. It’s a marathon, not a sprint 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Imagine getting curb stomped on social media by Jim Chanos… 120
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wouldn’t buy a car from him or advise my sister to date him, but sure let’s give him our national defense 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you are assigned to this org and you have to do anything, you are failing at the autonomous part. 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Banquet table covered with Taco Bell takeout + ICE demo of new beanbag rifles on “volunteer” attendees. 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Look, the policy of assigning people with a veneer of respectability is the problem here. They need to go full-(r-word) if they want to move the ball. 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yes, of course, we should all just believe they’ll be airdropping $100 bills nationwide beginning the day after the election. But only if the Rs win. 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ser, the “shitty Versailles” collection is the best and finest decor for morons who have never actually looked up how to decorate 030
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The real Doctor Doom was the Avengers we met along the way 010
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Makes me wish my 3% mortgage was a line of credit I could draw to the max 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sooo…this catch is back on the market? 021
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Leon is the greatest showman. Space flights that don’t end in fireballs are so last decade 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Probably nothing. This man needs more unchecked authority 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I know the Rs get all their support from octogenarians, so imagine their confusion when someone explains to them about the young. 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comDerek Zoolander Asks 'God?' on PhoneALT: Derek Zoolander Asks 'God?' on Phone 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A good opportunity to reiterate my advice to companies that each one have at least one dirty-minded person in the marketing team to screen for this. 010
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comWee Bey Brice's Mind Blown Shocked FaceALT: Wee Bey Brice's Mind Blown Shocked Face 010
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don’t know why anyone would get in a word fight with Derek. There’s nothing to gain and everything to lose 020
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026High-T military meets country with nothing to target. 110
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What is it about rich people that makes them willing to take money from any person for any purpose? If someone offered me money to pay for my wedding I’d laugh and ask why they would ask such a thing. 001
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“Big, strong AI agents, with tears in their GPUs, tell me you’re the only one that understands us” 010
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Conveniently, slowing down innovation could mean slowing down spend on compute. 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Thank you for the perspective. My knee jerk reaction to anything Hassett is to assume it’s wildly wrong, but this saves me some trouble in looking up *how* wrong. 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m sorry, I can’t allow a post about what to do with money go by without dusting off this GIFstatic.klipy.comLawrence's 'Two Chicks at the Same Time' from Office SpaceALT: Lawrence's 'Two Chicks at the Same Time' from Office Space 020
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hempton wrote a whole Substack on that the other day. Love when he comes off the top rope and assassinates idiots on Twitter. 020
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Well yeah, obviously if we just had all this money from tariffs we could distribute it out now, when the Rs control all of government. 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026All that tells me is it absolutely cannot happen that way. A lot of this admin’s people are models of what a moron would imagine that position would look like, but this guy is only believable to people who are full morons. Just completely stupid. 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hear me out: submarines to run oil through Hormuz.static.klipy.comOk Right Side Eye MemeALT: Ok Right Side Eye Meme 040
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This is good strategy, if your convention is “very successful” and your party’s prospects “excellent” 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026On 9/11 I was working in an office near the CT state capitol building; not knowing what was happening, we were held in place for hours. To this day I remember watching the TV coverage. I joined the Army a few months later. 082
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Actual footagestatic.klipy.comBatman DrugsALT: Batman Drugs 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The Pentaverate is real. But I'm confused why you'd talk about it?static.klipy.comMike Myers So I Married An Axe MurdererALT: Mike Myers So I Married An Axe Murderer 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Very concerningstatic.klipy.comRalph Wiggums SimpsonsALT: Ralph Wiggums Simpsons 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026OK, so,we’re having a problem filling jobs - what are some common reasons we’re denying applicants? Bestiality. OK. Anything else? Theft. 🤦♂️ OK. What else? Moderate views. OK, well let’s amend the policy to allow the first 2. Good meeting! 001
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This gives me the most tremendous antiboner 010
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Awesome. But what *actually* stops USPS from doing wrong. Hypothetically, should they decide to (continue to) ignore judges’ orders? 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Idea: change of law to create a new dismissal with *extreme* prejudice, where the case goes away for good and the prosecutor additionally has to do a walk of shame out of courtstatic.klipy.comGame of Thrones: The Walk of ShameALT: Game of Thrones: The Walk of Shame 000
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Very solid earage. Beagles rule 020
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hear me out: Ψ (Greek Psi)-shaped economy I have no story about what the branches represent 000