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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix

@j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social
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Data Analytics | Investing | Fmr. MI @ 10th MTN DIV | Meat enthusiast | East > West

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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mmm, yes. When self-serving people give wildly self-serving forecasts, we should all accept them at face value.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s my D.J. name!
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perfect execution - looks like it might have deep meaning if you know nothing about this, but has no meaning if you understand things.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The woman in the upper right corner noticing that the man next to her dropped ass
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t want either team’s offense to get too overworked. It’s a marathon, not a sprint
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine getting curb stomped on social media by Jim Chanos…
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wouldn’t buy a car from him or advise my sister to date him, but sure let’s give him our national defense
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you are assigned to this org and you have to do anything, you are failing at the autonomous part.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banquet table covered with Taco Bell takeout + ICE demo of new beanbag rifles on “volunteer” attendees.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look, the policy of assigning people with a veneer of respectability is the problem here. They need to go full-(r-word) if they want to move the ball.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, of course, we should all just believe they’ll be airdropping $100 bills nationwide beginning the day after the election. But only if the Rs win.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ser, the “shitty Versailles” collection is the best and finest decor for morons who have never actually looked up how to decorate
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The real Doctor Doom was the Avengers we met along the way
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Makes me wish my 3% mortgage was a line of credit I could draw to the max
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sooo…this catch is back on the market?
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New Roy Moore just dropped
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Leon is the greatest showman. Space flights that don’t end in fireballs are so last decade
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably nothing. This man needs more unchecked authority
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know the Rs get all their support from octogenarians, so imagine their confusion when someone explains to them about the young.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great word, “ructions”. 👍
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🫡
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Derek Zoolander Asks 'God?' on Phone
ALT: Derek Zoolander Asks 'God?' on Phone
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A good opportunity to reiterate my advice to companies that each one have at least one dirty-minded person in the marketing team to screen for this.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Wee Bey Brice's Mind Blown Shocked Face
ALT: Wee Bey Brice's Mind Blown Shocked Face
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t know why anyone would get in a word fight with Derek. There’s nothing to gain and everything to lose
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
High-T military meets country with nothing to target.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What is it about rich people that makes them willing to take money from any person for any purpose? If someone offered me money to pay for my wedding I’d laugh and ask why they would ask such a thing.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Big, strong AI agents, with tears in their GPUs, tell me you’re the only one that understands us”
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Conveniently, slowing down innovation could mean slowing down spend on compute.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank you for the perspective. My knee jerk reaction to anything Hassett is to assume it’s wildly wrong, but this saves me some trouble in looking up *how* wrong.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m sorry, I can’t allow a post about what to do with money go by without dusting off this GIF
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Lawrence's 'Two Chicks at the Same Time' from Office Space
ALT: Lawrence's 'Two Chicks at the Same Time' from Office Space
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hempton wrote a whole Substack on that the other day. Love when he comes off the top rope and assassinates idiots on Twitter.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well yeah, obviously if we just had all this money from tariffs we could distribute it out now, when the Rs control all of government.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All that tells me is it absolutely cannot happen that way. A lot of this admin’s people are models of what a moron would imagine that position would look like, but this guy is only believable to people who are full morons. Just completely stupid.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hear me out: submarines to run oil through Hormuz.
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Ok Right Side Eye Meme
ALT: Ok Right Side Eye Meme
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is good strategy, if your convention is “very successful” and your party’s prospects “excellent”
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On 9/11 I was working in an office near the CT state capitol building; not knowing what was happening, we were held in place for hours. To this day I remember watching the TV coverage. I joined the Army a few months later.
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Actual footage
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Batman Drugs
ALT: Batman Drugs
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tim Apple looks different. 🤔/s
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Pentaverate is real. But I'm confused why you'd talk about it?
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Mike Myers So I Married An Axe Murderer
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Very concerning
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Ralph Wiggums Simpsons
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
OK, so,we’re having a problem filling jobs - what are some common reasons we’re denying applicants? Bestiality. OK. Anything else? Theft. 🤦‍♂️ OK. What else? Moderate views. OK, well let’s amend the policy to allow the first 2. Good meeting!
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This gives me the most tremendous antiboner
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Awesome. But what *actually* stops USPS from doing wrong. Hypothetically, should they decide to (continue to) ignore judges’ orders?
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Department of Low-T”
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Idea: change of law to create a new dismissal with *extreme* prejudice, where the case goes away for good and the prosecutor additionally has to do a walk of shame out of court
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Game of Thrones: The Walk of Shame
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Very solid earage. Beagles rule
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Jackmerius Tacktheritrix @j-tacktheritrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hear me out: Ψ (Greek Psi)-shaped economy I have no story about what the branches represent
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