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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Say something nice about Mississippi. I'll wait
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
if youre doing business with Nazis, I dont want an apology. I want an obituary
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Team USA look like they just pulled up in the New World and nobody got Haki
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Breaking Bad: Jesse's Iconic Line
ALT: Breaking Bad: Jesse's Iconic Line
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I wish we didn't know that Trump was involved in getting Balogun red card tossed (bullshit penalty obviously), but theres no way that asshat was gonna move FIFA and not claim credit for it. They dont GAFF how yall feel about that shit looking mad illegitimate
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is why I cant with the America glazing. idgaf what birthday it is.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
its wild that when Mitch McTurtle checks out, this GOP will give even less of a fuck then I will about him, even after all the Ws he snagged for them.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
yo FUCK that ref.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
what you mean "the driver may have fallen asleep". Aint these fuck ass Nazi Trucks supposed to have a zillion sensors and autopilot to prevent shit like this??
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Offsides to me is like infield fly in baseball. its a rule, but I must be too dumb to understand because wtf
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The amout of Africans playing for countries that ruined Africa and are electing fascist movie villains because their citizens hate African immigrants so much got my mind boggled AF. I understand how it happened, but a MF still boggled.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ghana had so many chances to cook England today and then just... didn't 😭
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
somebody got mad I said happy George Floyd Day as if him getting unalived on national TV wasnt the main reason Congress voted on this holiday to chill us out 🤨
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
y'all been to Japan? they literally DO NOT LITTER. which is all the more impressive because there's like 15 trash cans for the whole country
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
How u butt fumble two separate careers
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@jeffreycollinsap.bsky.social so not a one word about how the Trump admin and DOGE cut the USDA program that was fighting NWSW in Mexico and Central America? Y'all really act like shit just happen for no reason 6abc.com/post/new-wor...
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Flesh-eating cattle parasite spreads beyond Texas as new screwworm cases are found
More cases of the New World screwworm have been confirmed. Officials say the parasite could devastate the nation's cattle industry.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
people are still pushing the election fraud agenda because they know that 1) there are large numbers of dumb people that want to believe it and engage with it and 2) there are no consequences for doing so. Im not really even mad at the producers of this content. im mad at the consumers
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
So they said James Dolan personally invited Trump to MSG? Kicks deserve to choke the series over that shit. I hope yall never win shit as long as Dolan alive
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Nobody on Jeopardy knew Quinta Brunson on the Abott Elementary question tonight and im like why Jeopardy so anti-Black 😂
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Scrolled too fast and thought it said "Black issues" and that is unfair 😂
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So can we all agree the New York Giants have taken over as the most detestable NFL franchise? Got the trifecta of MAGA-Epstien loving ownership, coach and QB. pair that with the chronic unearned media glazing and yea. Fuck U Big Blue.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Nah yall partying with Kash Patel for what reason. Fuck yall and fuck your medal
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
FR the league should start awarding teams comp picks when they botch officiating so badly its the difference in a game
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Lamar Jackson, Kyle Van Noy sound off on NFL's admission of errors in Steelers-Ravens game
Multiple mistakes may have kept Ravens out of playoffs.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Is Hannah Waddingham actually just Margot Robbie from 20 years in the future
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
maybe im lowkey OCD but I HATE throw pillows. you know damn well them shits never get washed.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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bugs bunny is making a funny face with the words hard no behind him .
ALT: bugs bunny is making a funny face with the words hard no behind him .
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
all them MFs needt be impeached, unpeached, depeached, outpeached, and expeached.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
well motherFUCK whatever the hot fuck ai.com is
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ai.com lets you create an agent with its own computer, so it can use any application and do any task that you might do.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
damn not MAHA Mike
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Also- if you ram a car with a Lamborghini what that do but get your Lambo stuck under the car...
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
dassa big ass fish
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I feel like its impossible to do football play by play while avoiding saying anything that sounds like a double entendre
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I wouldn't wish Falcons Fandom on my worst enemy. My worst enemy can be a Browns fan tho
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Falcon.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I feel like Thomas Massie is who 50 Cent would be had he been born a white man and elected to congress
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Aint no justice. Just ICE.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Lemme in now... lemme in now... Bill Gates Donald Trump lemme in now...
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a man wearing a shirt that says ' chicago ' on it is dancing on a street
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Ralph Gilles, born in NYC (first gen Hatian American) is the chief design officer at Stellantis (Chrysler). I know yall remember his heat from 05 with the "Everyman Phantom" Chrysler 300c #BHM
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Yo so like... Did Pam go to her surgeon with a picture of John McCain like "this please"
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Bruh im so MF furious. NFL owners deep all up in the pedo cabal meanwhile we let them treat Colin Kaepernick like the worst person who ever existed.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
but FR tho. media wants to know how football players feel about Bad Bunny but nobody asking them about Steve Tisch. Again- not that they opinion on matters of national import worth a nickel
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Nathaniel Alexander: trailblazing pioneer in personal defense innovation. #BHM
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Step further- deport/jail/launch Elon and partially nationalize SpaceX. That whole company was built on PUBLIC innovation in the first place
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Im not a "shut up and dribble" guy... fat from it, but when the last time you wanted to hear an NFL player opinion about literally anything
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
MAGA cant sell its soul because it never had one. They've been recieving compensation for a good they didn't possess and cant deliver. Just more fraud.
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I hope Savannah mama ok but who kidnapped her? aint it conceivable this is a silver alert type situation
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Columbia woulda pulled up to the white house offering $200m stacks clenched between their butt cheeks
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J-Playz @j-playz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
OK but how many black candidates passed on the browns job because fuh-huuuuuuuckk that
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