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SWEATY FAT FUCK

@j-ordans.bsky.social
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CFO CEO CTO & CVO, Kitman and Playlist Curator for Sydenham Spectres Soccer Club AKA Sydenham Dragoš EST 1933 “Kako ne ti e stram”

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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 3h
Your honour let the record reflect that I use dettol antibacterial wipes on my bootyhole, I’m clean
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 3h
WHERES MY FUCKING MONEYYYY MOTHERFUCKERRRR WHERES MY MONEYY BITCH🎶
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 4h
South really need to fkn win tonight or else the pro-rel conversation might die YUKI ASSISTING A BUL DOUBLE
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 4h
Siniša is such an ugly bastard it’s admirable, send him back to his mother Fkn gun coach but - if you buy into the south Melb history this dude is the modern day Ferenc Puskas in terms of coaching You are guaranteed entertainment w dis cunt as manager
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 4h
There’s only one beer left
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 5h
Broski got a mad tech deck collection I can tell
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 5h
Hope that helps! Have a good day!!!😁😁
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 6h
Type shit music.apple.com/au/album/wwe...
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WWE: Sexy Boy (feat. Shawn Michaels) by Jimmy Hart & JJ Maguire on Apple Music
Song · 2002 · Duration 2:49
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 6h
“Beans would tell you if he wasn’t in his feelings“
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 6h
I need the Heimlich
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 6h
Big Ange youtu.be/AvWTx451rU8?...
youtu.be
Ange Postecoglou on South Melbourne, Melbourne Victory & the Australia Cup Final | Full Interview
YouTube video by Football Australia
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 7h
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 12h
🥺
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 16h
When Vince Colosimos name come up put some respecc on it
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 16h
Sopranos szn 1 basically
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 16h
Das crazy if my dad played for Madrid back in the day id never shut tf up about it
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 16h
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 16h
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MURPH
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Let VFL Bochum fans jump again
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fkn hilarious this reads like an adamn killa video
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Dune: Stilgar and Lisan al-Gaib
ALT: Dune: Stilgar and Lisan al-Gaib
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LISAN AL GAIIIIIIIIBBBBBBB youtu.be/Hl7Pnn9v_58?...
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Your BIGGEST QUESTIONS About Australia’s Promotion-Relegation Blueprint Answered
YouTube video by Football360
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
www.vox.com/future-perfe...
vox.com
What if making your neighborhood safer means breaking the rules?
Neighborhood vigilantes are making their own crosswalks, bus stop benches, and DIY bike lanes. Not everyone’s happy about it.
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THE MEL CLÁSICO
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
”Do this John, do that John”, PAY YA FKN SPEEDING TICKET JOHNNN
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DONT LET ME LEAVE MURPH
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shoutout to the presenter whatta sickcunt he looks like the dude from the Cure youtu.be/ahWbN7GntbI?...
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South Melbourne prepares for 'biggest match ever' in Australia Cup Final
YouTube video by SIX News Australia
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nike is like Manchester United, have not adapted Adidas puts ppl on to braindead, songs for the mute, Arte, yohji, even the bad bunny collab Fk do I care tho why am I a fanboy of brands tf youtu.be/-y0236LsIiM?...
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How Adidas killed Nike
YouTube video by Overlap
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bro what, dis cunt made me cry at the tribunal, made me feel like a stupid fkn child - full meltdown spec - ALL OF THAT TO THEN UPHOLD MY DECISION TO REFUSE THE APPLICATION ARE YOU FKN SERIOUS BRO WHY YOU WERE SUCH A DICK IF U AGREED WITH ME CUNT WTF www.monash.vic.gov.au/files/assets...
monash.vic.gov.au
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And you could call them Chodey 😭
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let’s have a toke then lad Smoke nowwwwww
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MURPH😭😭😭😭
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HELLAS VS VICTORY SAT TENTH OCTOBER AAMI PARK GET YOUR MUM AND YOUR NAN AND YOUR ILLEGITIMATE COUSIN A TICKET
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I'm So Excited - Cat In The Hat
ALT: I'm So Excited - Cat In The Hat
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dawg could you imagine if I had a million dollars
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guys a bit sick in the head
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can’t believe I let Naum down
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was discombobulated! “you’ve never been bobulated”
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a child my father said I had the heart of a lesbian
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why they drop the telegram are they dd’s
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shoutout Billy P Chill Bill Pistol Papastergiadis Blagoja Papasterevski youtu.be/OQvCQC4AFEk?...
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South Melbourne's latest pitch for A-League inclusion | Australia Cup final preview
YouTube video by Football360
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SWEATY FAT FUCK @j-ordans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hood ooos cunt
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