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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 7h

Truly stunned that he didn't just keep AI and rename it American Intelligence

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That sound you hear is Dan "Potatoe" Quayle sliding down the idiots' bench to make way for the new kid

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Overton? Who's his next nominee, Jerry Milgram?

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dealey Plaza, anyone? There's a grassy knoll just waiting to be blessed

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Can't believe he didn't just skip the middleman and go straight for John Fitzgerald Trump

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

JD Vance makes Jeb Bush look like Eddie Murphy

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Donald Trump wouldn't know potash if Natalie Harp was slathering his face with it which she probably is

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"America's Hitler absolutely has the right to do this"

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That prayer for relief should have included a request for an order of conservatorship since the criteria for that are fully met too

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They heard someone telling them to build an ark

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

UC Berkeley is embarrassed by Michele Tafoya

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The culture war drivel is not to distract. Culture war drivel is their voters' commodity at any price.

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

In his defense, what was the best first baseman never signed by the Yankees supposed to do that day -- dial back his delusions?

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A real feather in her MAGA cap there

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Remember when tbe cruelty was supposed to be the point? Maybe the pathology is the point.

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"This is such an honor -- we've always wanted to meet Alec Baldwin"

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Short for "No one does it like us do"

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Good time for the rule of threes, though

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In this Ohio diner, "criminal tools" still means the burner phones you carry with you on late-night excursions .

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A sword is dangerous and a ballot is mightier than a sword ... kinda surprised they didn't argue it that way

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

That sound you hear is planeloads of lawyers landing on deck with freshly printed NDAs

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I never put much thought into wondering who the ultimate MAGA fantasy babe might be but they really had to show us, didn't they

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

She didn't exactly catch a stray though ... a dart? A needle? It was something, it was pointed, and it's about time somebody found a way to take over a news cycle or two

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It's all one big Oval Sandbox

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"Alexa, tell me how to sue an expert witness for letting a chatbot write his report"

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Jacquie Heinrich makes Hakeem Jeffries look like Sam Kinison

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Good thing Amazon lacks either the capability or the motive to figure out where the AirTag came from

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

NYT thinks that outsourcing reality to "experts" and "critics" shows they're neutral. They're wrong. It shows they're neutered.

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"You know, what I'm wondering is whether Trump will pardon Turkey the country this year"

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"This has been a test of the Israeli Trump-control system. If it had been an actual emergency we would have nuked Iran and given him full credit for it."

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

In a related and sadly ironic story, being elected to Congress as a Republican causes impotence.

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

He'll groom everyone but himself

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Trump's delusions should have supplied all MSM framing from the day he started claiming he put out the L.A. fires when all he did was flood a prehistoric lakebed with billions of gallons of Sierra reservoir water because he thinks water flows downward on a map

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

When your audience is fully groomed to pay no attention to the man behind the curtain you can get away with pretty much anything

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Literal golden showers

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Stuart Smalley's evil twin

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Ol' Todd's playing Carte Blanche with the rules, isn't he

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Funny, here I thought the fraudsters were building them

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Rand Paul has investigators out looking for Galileo as we speak

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I was gonna say it's Happy Hour but that's wrong on multiple levels here

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Every person running so-called legacy media, including the New York Times, should be required to read this if only to determine when their own transformations were complete

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

NYT thinks it's neutral when in fact it's neutered

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"I will do anything for Trump but I won't do that" took a big step toward critical mass here

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The 2020 COVID death count is about to drop by 1,500 percent

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Tough luck for him that Aileen Cannon can't be everywhere

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Having considered Plaintiff's request, and mindful of the value of ensuring that the record supporting a judgment of dismissal is as bulletproof as possible on appeal ... "

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

That's not joking, it's grooming

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Standing strategically upwind there

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J-Dave @j-dave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

He's reduced their capacity 400, 500, 600, some people say up to 1,500 percent!

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