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Blake 🍃🔞

@izzytranss.bsky.social
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UK, 27, he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ Never been normal about Izzy Hands a day in my life 🦄 Steddyhands and all variations of 💚 icon by @adhdedteach 🩷 Find me anywhere and everywhere: linktr.ee/izzytranss

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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
If you even care
Renaissance clown harlequin slut Went to see my fave musical csn you guess
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Need him
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I have mates too I’m not clownin around by myself xo
Birthday party scenes We played a game where you all had to vote for someone in the room and the category was ‘who’s the most likely to get mad if a man tells them what to do’ and everyone voted for me lmao
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Honk honk
Rainbow birthday clown Rainbow birthday clown but somehow cuter
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Fulfilled a lifelong dream
In a moment of charity and generosity I let Billie piper say hello
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I am here!!!!!
Comic con Scotland poster
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
How I look on the bus thinking about Izzy pumping his tdick and Stede salivating begging to suck his cock
Someone blushing getting very hyper
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This must be the losing dog mitski was betting on
Izzy hands sat looking like a sad wet neglected hamster
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Makeup was so cute but I fucked up the fringe hardcore…. Voice reveal + I’m still out here clowning around 🫶
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
44. honey, I'm on fire (I feel it everywhere) trans!Izzy x werewolf!Ed 1.3k - E (DDDNE) archiveofourown.org/works/69076716
tags: 


Human/Monster RomanceWerewolf SexSize DifferenceConsensual Non-ConsentOutdoor SexKnottingBelly BulgeEd is a werewolf Izzy gets fucked sillyAuthor is transNot Beta Readnot sure if this is dead dove but it's as fucked up as it says on the tin so don't get mad at me please :)Trans Israel HandsI mean Ed is cis but also a werewolf so ughhhhhhhh

summary:

Izzy enters a clearing, and freezes. About twenty metres in front of him are rocks, stretching high into the sky. To both sides are bushes so thick, Izzy can’t see a way through them. So he makes a snap decision, running to the rocks, nails snapping and bleeding as he tries to dig them into the cracks, to climb up and win his freedom.

The creature – the wolf – enters the clearing, so close Izzy can hear it panting. His heart feels like it’ll burst as he scrambles frantically up the rocks, cutting his knee on a sharp ledge but not even sparing a second to wince. The wolf howls, and Izzy almost loses his grip with the sharp, piercing sound.

He can feel it behind him before it touches him.

~'*'~

Izzy encounters a werewolf in the woods.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
43. heart devoured Stede x Izzy (unspecified) 1.1k - G archiveofourown.org/works/68208701
tags: 


WeddingsAlternate Universe - Modern SettingNervousnessNot Beta Read

summary:

"You know Stede, early is on time and –”

“ – On time is late.” Izzy finishes, and they share a small, brief smile.

He does know Stede, and Stede knows him. Perhaps better that Izzy’s ever let anyone know him. Izzy himself is usually extremely punctual, but between his tie and his boots and his hair, he’s feeling less and less put together by the second.

And of course, the thought of the man downstairs waiting to marry him has nothing to do with it.

~'*'~

Izzy has some pre-wedding nerves
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
42. ribbon of moonlight cis!Ed x trans!Stede 8.2k - M Collab with @cecillusive.bsky.social <3 archiveofourown.org/works/67869626
tags:


ghost storyhistorical settingHighwayman Edward TeachArtImplied/Referenced SuicideImplied Sexual ContentPOV Alternating(Izzy is telling the story but it switches between him and what actually happened)Alternate Universe - Modern SettingOFMD RBB 2025Hostage SituationsWhumpStede Bonnet WhumpTrans Stede BonnetCis Blackbeard | Edward Teach

summary:

“What do you want, Ricky?”

Richard’s brows raise.

“Your hand in marriage, Stede. Is that not obvious?”

Stede can’t do anything but blink in response, not knowing how he could possibly be expected to play along.

“You were here this morning, Richard. At dawn. Which means you know why I cannot accept your proposal.” It’s a careful, tentative thing, leaving Ed’s name out of his mouth even though he wants to shout it from every rooftop.

“I also know that you won’t want your father knowing about your little rendezvous.” Ricky smiles.

Stede didn’t know a smile could be cruel until then.

~'*'~

Izzy resides in a historic pub, haunted by two lovers. He's more than willing to share their story.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
41. command me to be well cis!Stede x cis(feminised)!Ed x trans!Izzy 1.8k - E archiveofourown.org/works/66109072
tags: 


Master/PetKitten!EdPup!IzzyTrans Israel HandsCis Blackbeard | Edward TeachCis Stede BonnetSoft Dom Stede BonnetCollarsLingerieBottom Israel HandsService Top Blackbeard | Edward TeachEstablished Relationship

summary:

Relief slams into Stede almost as hard as arousal when he sees Ed and Izzy waiting for him.

Ed is sitting on the bed, legs curled underneath him, hands folded nicely in his lap. He’s wearing his ears, and his bell, and as Stede scans the glorious length of him, he can see the distinct fluff of Ed’s tail, meaning he’s already stretched-out and plugged up. Excellent. Stede’s cock twitches, already fattening at the scene.

His eyes fall on Izzy’ kneeling on the floor like an obedient dog, pup hood already in place, mouth-piece intact. But there’s something missing, something which makes Stede’s heart and cock swell with affection and need.

~'*'~

Stede comes home to his pets waiting patiently.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
40. to be seen trans!Stede x cis!Ed 3.8k - E archiveofourown.org/works/63714841
tags: 


Trans Stede BonnetCis Blackbeard | Edward TeachLingeriecorsetsgender euphoriaFrottageComing InsideMirror Sexauthor is trans :)dead batteries or whateverthigh fucking

summary:

When Ed returns, he’s clutching something baby-blue and rigid. This corset is a lot less vibrant than Ed’s, with white boning and a simple floral design along the panels, and Stede can appreciate the aesthetic of it even as his heart races with uncertainty. Ed looks amazing, but – he’s not Ed, not even close. Stede remembers wearing Ed’s leathers on the day they met, how he felt like a boy dressing up in his father’s clothes rather than a real pirate. It’s playing dress-up, a fuckery, but then he supposes… isn’t everything?

“Ready?” Ed murmurs, voice low and thick enough to have Stede shuddering.

Slowly, he nods.

~’*’~

Ed wears a corset and offers one to Stede. Stede discovers that he doesn’t hate it.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I will!! Idk where they got it from but it’s really pretty and felted
Me and my mate before Rhys
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
New otp just dropped 😍😍
Me and my best friend with our new best friend Rhys Darby
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
@dontyoutrifleme.bsky.social @vampr0t.bsky.social Steve dm’d me ❤️❤️
Photo of Rhys and fans after his show in notts
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
This is mine btw!!
Izzy hands bingo card 2025
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Leggy blond back at it again
Rhys Darby tour day one baby
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Breasting boobily around Nottingham rn
I’m downing a stein if you even care
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Rhys Darby - Nottingham 2025 - man for sale?
Sexy pirate dragThe full fit
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The angle is low bc I took it with my mouth whilst on my knees barking like a dog
Sexy Rhys Darby
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Thinking about Ed saying ‘good boy Izzy’ in the same half mocking tone and Izzy getting so wet he almost blacks out
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
yeah
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This guy just explained ofmd to a group of strangers in a club lmao
I’m dressed as a neon green dolly tonight lads
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Good news: Isla is having an operation bc they think the cancer is contained so if it works then we might be looking at a few years rather than months. They didn’t give us this as an option before bc of the difficult placement of the tumour but hey!!!! I will keep you posted
Isla the little shit keeping me awake at night smh I love her so much I could puke
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
they’re the same image
Me looking mischievous cat looking mischievous
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
We are besties actually xo
Con mentioned me on his story Con responded to me on Bluesky
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Some self-indulgent trans man Stede gb porn I started like 9 months ago?? Wowwee!! archiveofourown.org/works/63714841
Snippet of fic: 

“I’ll do whatever you want, love.” 

Stede laughs, half-mad with want. “I want you, Edward.” 

Ed kisses Stede’s cheek. “Then I won’t tease you for long.”

Even with the promise fresh on Ed’s lips, it doesn’t stop him from trailing kisses and languishing touches for what feels like infinite moments more. 

But then Ed slips, and it’s the smallest of movements, his body swaying with the rock of the ship and the dizzying rush of being pressed so close to Stede, but it pushes his cock between Stede’s thighs and Stede lets out a tremble of a moan. 

Ed pauses, breathing heavily against Stede’s neck. And then he does it again, cock slipping between Stede’s thighs, hot and slick and obscene. 

Stede can’t help it; he moans, loud and unbridled, head thrashing to the side as the tip of Ed’s cock just barely presses over Stede’s underwear. 

“Yeah?” Ed groans, and Stede nods, so enthusiastic he feels like he might pass out. 

“Yes, Edward, oh God – yes –” 

Ed makes a strangled noise, something caught between a laugh and a whine, and then he’s tugging Stede’s underwear down to his calves. All Stede can do is watch helplessly in the mirror as Ed moves him around, positioning Stede like he weighs nothing. It’s thrilling, being manhandled like that; Stede feels his hole leak down his thigh, and hopes it will ease the glide for Ed when he fucks him again.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Out for tapas… it means little plates, and it’s like catnip for Spaniards. Or so I hear
Sparkly dress with gay boy sleeves and a rosary Glitter tear makeup with a purple lip wahoo
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Bad news crew: Isla has cancer. We’re not sure what kind but we should get the lab results back Monday. Thank you to everyone who helped get her an appointment so soon. Hopefully we can help her fight it ❤️
My dog, Isla. Shes white and pink with a bit of blue, and she has the prettiest smile in the world. I love her so much
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Happy 37k to those who celebrate
Ao3 count says ofmd has 37k fics yibbbeeeee
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Never mind there’s that cute face 🥰
Isla with the big years and the pretty face I love her so much *clenches fists and sobs*
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Thank you for everyone’s kindness today… we’ve got a consultation with the vet on Thursday so I’ll keep you all updated ❤️ Isla is being a loaf currently but she is very grateful I am sure!!
Long white and vaguely pink dog
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Isla curled up with our other dogs Isla wedged firmly behind me bc she’s part dog part back rest
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
#WIPWunday because I’m on a 2 hour train and that seems like the perfect time to clean up some trans Stede gb porn
“Yeah?” Ed breathes, eyes bright and shining. He trails a hand from his chest to his hips, following the enhanced contours of his body, tempting Stede, daring him to come closer and have a look. “Touch it, come on. Don’t be shy, love.” 
Stede doesn’t need to be asked twice. 
He takes a breath like the air is being sucked from the room, starving for it until his body hungers for something else, more desperate than he’s ever been in his life. Stede crosses the room quickly, settling in the space between Ed’s spread thighs like it’s always been his home, and runs trembling fingers across Ed’s chest. 
It’s broad, and littered with hair and tattoos and scars. It’s masculine, and feminine, both and neither and it’s beautiful, wonderful. All the words Stede can’t use to describe himself but can see so easily, mapped out like he’s charting the stars on deck, familiar and ethereal and his. 
God, Ed gave him the stars. He gave him the words. And he’s giving him this, the freedom to express himself, to just be. 
Stede loves him. He thinks it every day, every second, but it doesn’t stop being true. It doesn’t stop hurting, scraping Stede all the way down to his bones until he’s raw from the fucking sincerity of it all, the earnest desire to just exist with one person forever.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The way you draw Izzy’s tummy
Feral tearing snarling growling meme
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Yeah
0 days without something inappropriate to say (about Rhys Darby)
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Stede’s face when Ed doesn’t immediately let him hit is so deadass
Stede Bonnet looking like a kicked puppy bc his bf won’t give him a handy on deck or whatever
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#GENTLEBEARD: I picture it soft and I ache 🌸✨
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I was thinking about what kind of media really grabs people’s attention and made a list of every TV show fandom on Ao3 with 30k+ works… do with this information what you will
1. Marvel (725,200k)
2. MCU (587,700k)
3. Supernatural (302,200k)
4. Sherlock Holmes and Related Fandoms (156,300k)
5. Batman - All Media Types (152,800k)
6. Sherlock (137,300k)
7. Star Trek (126,700k)
8. Doctor Who & Related Fandoms (115,500k)
9. A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms (108,900k)
10. Stranger Things (102,600k)
11. Doctor Who (91.8k)
12. Good Omens (77.8k)
13. Arthurian Mythology & Related Fandoms (72.4K)
14. Merlin (66.3k)
15. Game of Thrones (65.7k)
16. Doctor Who 2005 (64.6k)
17. Stargate - All Media Types (64.6k)
18. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (61.2k)
19. Once Upon a Time (58.8k)
20. The Untamed (58.2k)21. The Witcher - All Media Types (50.4k)
22. The Shadowhunter Chronicles (49.2k)
23. Glee (45.3k)
24. Hannibal (43.9k)
25. Supergirl (43.8k)
26. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (43.9k)
27. Criminal Minds US (43.8k)
28. The 100 (39.7k) 
29. Shadowhunters (38.9k)
30. Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (38.6k)
31. Our Flag Means Death (36.8k)
32. Agents of Shield (35.3k)
33. Stargate Atlantis (34.9k)
34. TNMT - All Media Types (34.4k)
35. The Flash - All Media Types (33.2k)
36. The Walking Dead (31.4k)
37. Stargate SG-1 (31k)
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
39. where all roads lead transman!Izzy x transwoman!Ed 5.3k - E archiveofourown.org/works/62842793
tags: 

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel HandsTrans Male Israel HandsTrans Female Blackbeard | Edward TeachT4T Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel HandsAlternate Universe - Modern SettingGetting Back TogetherHappy EndingKissingthey start having sex but don't finish which is why it's rated EAuthor is transnot beta's sorry lads I'm an animal

summary: 

Izzy isn’t stupid. He knows that love isn’t always enough. You can’t love away splinters, or bruises. You can’t love away a broken bone or a blackeye. You can’t love away being left alone in a house far too big for one, when the person you bought it with, built a whole fucking life with, packs her bags on a whim one random Thursday night.

But you also can’t anger away breakfast in bed, or drinks by the beach. You can’t resentment away lazy Sunday mornings or intimate Saturday nights.

So maybe it’s not about how much good versus how much bad, but rather how much willing.

Izzy has a lot of willing. Fuck, for Ed he has everything.

~'*'~

Eddie and Izzy meet up after a couple months apart.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
38. a formal apology cis!Ed x Lucius 1.5k - E archiveofourown.org/works/62273200
tags: 

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Lucius SpriggsAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceRough Oral SexTransactional Sexsex as an apologyDubcon elements due to the previous two tags but Ed offers and Lucius agrees sowahooBlackbeard's two main skills: carpentry and blowjobs

summary:

“There is nothing you could do that would fix this.”

Well, fuck.

He looks Lucius up and down, assessing the damage. When he was working for Hornigold, there was one sure fire way to get out of any kind of apology, something which was used as currency. It’s been a few years since Ed’s had to resort to it, but he knows what goes on around the ship, and he also knows that Lucius is the main perpetrator –

“I could suck you off.”

Lucius’ eyes go massive, and then dark. He freezes, clearly unsure if the offer is genuine. And then Ed places a hand on the back of Lucius’ wrist, and all of the breath leaves Lucius at once.

“... Actually, that would be huge.”

~'*'~

Ed gives Lucius a proper apology.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
37. hold your tongue cis!Ed x trans!Izzy 1.5k - E archiveofourown.org/works/62212150
tags: 

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel HandsTrans Israel HandsCis Blackbeard | Edward TeachEmotional Hurt/ComfortCrying During SexBlindfoldsdubcon elementsBasically Ed pretends Izzy is Stede as they fuck and it is not negotiated and they both cry about itAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceCanon EraPIV SexAngstUnhappy Ending

summary:

“Come here.”

Ed doesn’t kiss like Izzy expected, but then Izzy supposes if Ed was kissing him it would be different. It’s soft, and tender, drawing each muffled noise of bliss from Ed’s sweet lips as he grips Izzy’s face in both hands, not letting him go. Izzy matches him as best he can, following Ed’s lead like he always does, waiting for Ed’s next move so he can react accordingly. So when Ed trails a hand down Izzy’s stomach, scratching lightly as he goes, Izzy spreads his legs. When Ed presses two fingers against his cunt, Izzy bites his gloved hand over a whimper.

When Ed demands more, Izzy gives it.

~'*'~

Izzy offers to help Ed when he's broken over Stede. Things do not go according to plan.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
36. your new addiction cis!Stede x cis!Izzy 1.9k - E archiveofourown.org/works/62180251
tags: 

No Archive Warnings ApplyStede Bonnet/Israel HandsCis Stede BonnetCis Israel HandsHand JobsAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceGetting TogetherSome PlotTender Sex

summary:

Stede’s lip twitches as he leans down. “Careful, Izzy. It’s starting to sound like you might actually like me.”

“Piss off.” Izzy mutters as Stede kisses him, and kisses him, tongue trailing idly along the edge of Izzy’s lip, the sharp catch of his canine teeth. There’s a heat there, simmering beneath the surface, but neither of them lean into it. Stede doesn’t rush Izzy, doesn’t make him feel like a quick fuck, and Izzy hopes he doesn’t make Stede feel small.

Maybe this is healing the both of them, one slide of skin on skin at a time. Maybe, things really do get better.

~’*’~

Stede and Izzy bond in Jackie’s toilets.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
35. I wanna be yours now cis!Stede x cis!Ed 1.5k - E archiveofourown.org/works/62022679
tags: 

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede BonnetAnal SexLight Dom/subBitingDesperationRough SexClothing KinkPlot What Plot/Porn Without PlotCis Stede BonnetCis Blackbeard | Edward Teach

summary:

Nothing matters except the slide of Ed’s tongue along his throat, the hands digging bruises into Stede’s hips, and the promise of Ed’s cock inside of him.

Stede is pretty determined to get to that third one, so he helps Ed out of the jacket. When Ed goes to unclip the black suspenders, spread across his broad chest, a lovely contrast to the tight white t-shirt, Stede’s hands dart out to catch his wrist.

“Leave them.”

Whatever Ed sees in Stede’s eyes has him shivering.

“Shit, yeah. Yes.” Ed mouths along the stubble lining Stede’s jaw, biting at the soft skin of Stede’s neck until he cries out, pulling Ed closer.

~'*'~

Stede really likes the way Ed looks in his Santa outfit.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
34. black smoke cis!Izzy x Stede 1.1k - E archiveofourown.org/works/61777303
tags: 

Underage SexStede Bonnet/Israel HandsPublic SexHand JobsCis Israel HandsUnderage Sex - FreeformCanon Age Izzy HandsAmbiguous Age Stede BonnetMildly Dubious ConsentJust based on the vibe reallyDead Dove: Do Not Eat

summary:

Izzy looks him up and down.

“How old are you?”

The boy pauses, clearly thinking before he answers.

“Twenty.” He takes a deep breath, steeling himself. “Old enough to sail, Sir.”

Izzy thinks he's probably lying, but it's none of his business anyway.

~'*'~

Stede runs away from boarding school and, too afraid to face his father, decides to become a sailor. Mistakenly, he approaches Izzy at a bar.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
33. don't overthink, just let it go Stede x Ed 1.8k - M archiveofourown.org/works/61772935
tags: 

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede BonnetAlternate Universe - Different First MeetingModern Eranot sure what the tag is for this but they're both in their 20sLumberjack Ed TeachSexual TensionCrush at First SightInternalized Homophobia

summary: 

“I – um. I’m here to collect… a tree! There’s a tree for me. To collect. Today”

The man turns to face Stede, swiping stray curls of hair from his face with the back of his hand. The rest is tied up in a messy bun, but even then Stede can tell that it looks thick, and soft, and would probably be really fun to plait and run his fingers through and pull and –

“Then you’re in the right place, I reckon.” The guy smirks, voice thick and tone cocksure. He places one foot on the tree stump in front of him, hand resting on his hip, axe propped over his shoulder. He’s an absolute vision, tanned skin offset by the red of the shirt and the black of the tattoos, eyes shining as he looks Stede up and down.

And Stede – he becomes completely, irrationally angry about it.

~'*'~

Ed and Stede meet in their 20s when Stede goes to pick up a Christmas tree for his parents.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
32. tongue tied over three words Ed x Stede 1.3k - G archiveofourown.org/works/61716100
tags:

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede BonnetSecret SantaLove ConfessionsRequited LoveLove Letters

summary:

Several envelopes fall out, thick and cream and needlessly pricey looking. They’re all labelled with a month, except for one.

Open First.

With a confused frown, Ed thumbs open the envelope.

Inside is one sheet of fancy paper, filled on both sides with a delicate scrawl. Ed’s confusion deepens; he was expecting a world’s best boss mug, not a fucking penpal. He sighs, eyes scanning the page idly.

Dearest Edward,

I know tradition dictates I should sign my name at the end, but I rather think it’s important you know who I am from the beginning. And nothing about this is especially traditional. It’s Stede Bonnet, I do hope you remember who I am.

~'*'~

Ed opens his Secret Santa gift, with life-altering results.
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Blake 🍃🔞 @izzytranss.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
31. been dreaming about you a lot Ed x Stede 2k - E archiveofourown.org/works/61680109
tags: 

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede BonnetMary ReadAnne BonnyLucius SpriggsGetting TogetherFirst KissOffice PartyParty GamesTruth or DareSexual Tension

summary: 

Is he really doing this? Can he really do this?

There isn’t enough time to answer those questions, because he’s already walked around the circle and dropped to his knees next to Ed.

Ed’s eyes widen ever so slightly, and there’s a ghost of a smile on his glossy lips.

“Hey there.”

Stede gulps.

“Hello.”

~’*’~

Stede plays truth or dare at the staff Christmas party.
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