Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 24/07/2026I assure you, this was done with intent and my reese bass sounds like utter dogshit otherwise. 5275
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 22/04/2026@tartanllama.xyz Unsure if you're aware that you've been granted a new name by No Starch, Crafian Stoica. 1141
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 08/02/2026After a lot of trial and error, I've figured out how to make 3rd party Ableton Live Packs that show up in the Packs category, along with custom lessons. The most important part is that you can safely relocate samples without having to find missing media. :D 270
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 11/01/2026Every time there's a discord screenshot chain going around it feels like this. Without fail. 211548
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 11/01/2026I might start actually releasing my Max for Live VST wrappers soon. Need to setup a ko-fi shop of some kind so people can just have it, and get updates when I release updates, and I don't have to deal with GitHub being a complete shit show for distributing software. 1160
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 12/12/2025I didn't think YouTube could make their site worse, but they continue to surprise me in every fucking manner. 080
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 05/12/2025You ever see something so poetic in the wild you just have to take a screenshot and then just move on with your day? 1150
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 04/12/2025You know what? Fuck you. *quantizes your Neil Peart 6/8 drum loop* 050
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 30/11/2025I'm gonna be getting some good mileage out of this as a reaction image (taken from one of the ohmicide[s] images that load when the plugin first opens up) 080
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 27/11/2025I’m afraid the tweet was deleted but through the magic of discord embeds I have a screen shot and actually the post was WAY fucking worse than I remember. 240
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 24/11/2025I didn't acquire audio production skills this year just to shitpost, but that's where I'm at right now. 031
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 04/11/2025So like do you lie because you have a fetish for being yelled at or is it something else altogether? 110
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 22/10/2025btw in case you were wondering how easy it is to get it to work on Windows. I didn't have to install anything. Swift just ships a module to access the Windows SDK :) 110
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 09/10/2025(I have to make it an MP4 to upload, so I'll just keep using Gary) A friend was showing me his favorite brand of synthesizer today by video. I also wanted to test run two patches I designed, so this exists now. 030
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 18/09/2025I feel like I'm starting to get the hang of reese bass sound design. Drums taken from a noisia splice pack. Reese is a custom patch I made for the UAD Opal Synthesizer, which I find charming for it's "on sale" price at about 30 dollars. (Trying to stay out of serum to make sure I know the basics) 061
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 04/09/2025Wrote my first Max for Live device the other night and then cleaned it up tonight. It's a wrapper device around @unplug.red's Pisstortion unplugin, which is quickly overtaking Magic Carpet as my favorite unplugin. You should go grab these plugins btw at vst.unplug.red 😌 4100
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 12/08/2025There's something so absolutely hilarious to me about someone making Aphex Twin's logo near Valve's HQ on wplace and someone then writing "HL4?" 0358
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 24/07/2025making the sickos face when I see a small block on my scrollbar 110
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 16/06/2025I didn't even post the compiler error this message produces. This is so cool. 060
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 16/06/2025What do you mean Swift's Testing framework is JUST Catch2?? Punching the air right now, this is very nearly the language I always wanted. 😔 WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT USE camelCasing 😭 3110
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 03/06/2025uh ohhh!! you're gonna have to start explaining faster and louder if you want people to hear you!!! 020
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 08/05/2025Oh they got sued into oblivion for just lying in their marketing, but also look at the CEO. 110
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 22/04/2025It's hard to keep track of who I've subjected these images to 020
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 14/04/2025Dairy Subsidies (Taken from a discord chat happening about americans buying milk by the gallon where our european friend was flabbergasted) 1130
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 07/04/2025Current status: In a prison of my own creation as I try to clean up all the MASSIVE presets I have because most of them are missing Bank information or have typos in their comments, etc. My only saving grace is that the metadata offset for these files is in the exact same byte location. 130
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 31/03/2025The fact that a reasonably complex spreadsheet is using this little memory on my fucking 10 year old Windows 10 Desktop vs 4GB of RAM in a google sheet instance. I'm not going to ret vern here but jesus fucking christ people what the fuck are we doing? 2190
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 31/03/2025noticed recently when I go to type :salute: in signal, the first thing I get is the facepunch and I wonder if this is intentional or on purpose given recent events. 150
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 23/03/2025Watching Kin-Dza-Dza! with some folks right now and this movie is incredible. We're only like 15 minutes in. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kin-dza... This movie fucking rules. 360
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 05/03/2025So true king. btw, there was a bug. I've fixed it now. I technically need to repeat the choose_expr but... I don't wanna. 2101
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 05/03/2025Been a minute since I got to do anything cursed in C. Helped a friend using C23 out to make a `string()` macro that can take a string literal or a ptr + len to construct a bounded string struct. I'm very pleased with myself on this one. godbolt.org/z/b6We3oYoo 10576
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 17/02/2025Tool I've been working on in golang for some time just had a dependency get updated that *fixed* dependents having dead code elimination turned off. I measure pre and post this fix. You can see the numbers below. This is a fucking clown language. How the fuck was this ever allowed to happen. 4150
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 01/02/2025Big Head James came up as a topic of discussion in a discord server I frequent today. We also have a bot in there that can run imagemagick to fuck up images, and imagemagick just deletes james' big head when it's run through for whatever reason :v 070
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 17/01/2025That said, I'm stoked that I've got admonitions/alerts working with code samples so I can do stuff like this. Makes it SO much easier. 1110
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 17/01/2025I need to stop writing documentation and get back to fixing bugs, but I just finished up the user guide on "writing CMake scripts" for my CMake library. This thing is massive, and boy do I go into detail in some places. 2170
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 10/01/2025Managed to get the final bit of syntax highlighting working before I'm comfortable opening the repository up (I need to finish up some docs + bugs first though 😅). Nested generator expressions, and I have to toot my own horn here: I think this looks *great*. 2120
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 06/01/2025It's coming along at least. But probably won't be releasing publicly this week. Website is publicly available but I'm not linking it :v 0100
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 01/01/2025I regret to inform you all that my syntax highlighting work has bled into the real world. 1140
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 01/01/2025Got the palette nailed down for the documentation's code theme. Also available in light mode (I burned out my retinas working on it 😔) 2170
Izzy Muerte @izzys.casa · 01/01/2025Lost a day because I am sick (RIP), so initial release is going to be sometime *during* New Year's Day, instead of at midnight like I hoped. Tweaking the last parts of the language grammar + theming so it's not too busy. I think I'm nearly there :) 0100