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izzy kestrel

@iznaut.com
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🎮 Tech Designer on @blanksword.bsky.social (prev Astra Logical, No Goblin, Funomena) 🏳️‍⚧️ trans poly bisexual she/her 🇨🇦 Victoria, BC 🦎 Gex’s #1 fan iznaut.itch.io

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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 9h
hey apple music who’s brayden and why is he so special
Elmo’s World song playing, personalized to Brayden
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026
tbh these were much funnier when i didn’t know they were targeted
Now on Nintendo Music:
Donkey Kong Jr. Math
47m ago
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026
i literally still have the printed license card from playing it taped to the wall directly behind my desk rn
F-Zero AX license card
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026
thank you for reminding me of this photo of my friend’s cat who used to hang out on the roof
a photo of a cat on a roofhe screamin
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026
Chunithm (the one that awarded me with 50 anime bitches on startup) is kinda neat too. it has touch pad things but also it tracks your vertical hand position so like sometimes you have to lift and wave to hit notes apparently also Sega made but i didn’t notice game tracks
Chunithm machine
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026
WACCA might be my favorite. feels very forgiving with so much surface area to touch and very cool when you’re doing slides around the whole circle
washing machine lookin ass WACCA machine
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026
idk if i ever played Pop n’ Music before but i always loved the vibes easily the most normal of the bunch. it’s just buttons. just hit the buttons good. they’re not even vertical or arranged in circle or nothing. just normal style
i got a B but i got a full combo
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026
they’re all kind of overwhelming but i think SOUND VOLTEX wins the award for making me feel most panicked
Sound Voltex machine. got buttons and knobs and a touch screen for some reason another anime bitch telling me i killed it (i will not be sharing my other two scores don’t worry about it)
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026
this one was actually insane. first time playing and i had to sit through a full minute of this shit
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026
the first one i tried was called Maimai and it’s from Sega so it’s got some good game tracks on there also introduced me to the wild mobile retention scam stuff that seems to be the standard now. very funny to see this stuff on a arcade cabinet
If you play track, you'll get cheese pieces

Collect cheese pieces and get collections!
Cheese can be exchanged with collection!

Bonus is given for new music!clear screen, i got AAA on the theme to Feel the Magic XY/XX i got 7/20 cheese pieces my “partner” Salt, leveling up
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026
got my rhythm gamer license (you were right @natclayton.bsky.social the arcade sells them)
a “Zenith” card with some anime bitch on it
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 01/10/2026
just doing normal stuff
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 01/10/2026
i just dropped a microsd card on my desk and it landed like this. what does it mean. do i have powers
front photo of the card. it looks normal-ish?no. side view. it is standing. extremely abnormal
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 01/10/2026
happy day for truth and reconciliation from nintendo
9/30/2026
Wednesday
| National Day for Truth and Reconciliation
STARFOX
Nintendo Switch 2 Software Updates
Star Fox Updates Available
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 30/09/2026
alternative tag line that my toddler just came up with: “oooooh it’s got a monkey inside”
me handing my toddler a monkey ball toy
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 30/09/2026
double elevators
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 30/09/2026
🤔
Member News
Victoria, B.C. startup launches Indigenous-led AI platform that makes taking action on reconciliation possible in under five minutes
BRIDGE Impact launches an AI platform connecting Canadians directly with Indigenous-led projects and opportunities to take action, as new research calls for Canada to move beyond symbolic reconciliation and better measure meaningful progress.
Read more
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 29/09/2026
hello is this nintendo’s lawyer? i have some information that might be of interest…
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 29/09/2026
tired: none pizza left beef wired: none keyboard left mouse
close up of the desk with a mouse on the left side and no keyboard
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 29/09/2026
idk man i'm willing to suspend my disbelief and accept that this parking garage has a 90s PC in use but the dual flatscreen monitors? no way
Control Resonant screenshot

Dylan standing in front of an old ass computer tower and two flatscreen monitors
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 28/09/2026
today's deal
screenshot from front page of Steam store

TODAY'S DEAL: Helping the Hotties
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 27/09/2026
wow this was a joke but then they did it for real
The Rise of Infinaughty
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 26/09/2026
oh yeah well i’ve played thirteen
XIII for PS2
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 26/09/2026
anyway now i’m looking at the NFC cards that you need to save your stats or whatever i think this is my fav so far
goofy anime monopoly aime card
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 26/09/2026
went to a local arcade last night and they had a bunch of modern rhythm games that i haven’t played before i think they let you AAA your first song so you get hooked
AAA rank on a WACCA machine
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 25/09/2026
had to visit again with auntie
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 23/09/2026
this may be my magnum opus
off the elevator, marbles alternate into one of two tracks - one takes them back to the elevator and the other to the exit
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 23/09/2026
wanna feel old? this is what Ikea Monkey looks like now
that little monkey in the jacket is 13 years old now
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 23/09/2026
ikea monkey
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 22/09/2026
met some goats today
me sitting with three goats while my toddler runs away from the photo op
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 22/09/2026
dude wtf literally the other night when i was playing Galaxy i got a notification about the music being added last night we were playing Captain Toad and now this is Nintendo marketing directly to me, the only person using Nintendo Music
Now on Nintendo Music:
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 22/09/2026
see this is why i never get fuckin anything done in this house
my husband sending me a message 

“Can you find the blueberry under the couch?”
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 22/09/2026
the included battery pack wasn’t strong enough to drive the Big Tower so i had to improvise god bless usb-c
a battery bank powering the elevator
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 22/09/2026
needed auntie to smuggle it across the boarder but we finally some hot new marble tech
motorized marble elevator
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 21/09/2026
hey i don’t want to brag but my kid is three levels deep into “Mutative Maze” rn
toddler playing a puzzle game on the $11 game boy knockoff
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 21/09/2026
we do things the old fashioned way in this household so my toddler “prompted” their local “AI model” (me) to “generate” (draw) some stunning art for them please reply with your own hand drawn takes on these prompts so that i may feel some sort of fleeting human connection in these trying times
the cartoon characters Orange (Colourblocks) and 2 (Numberblocks) holding handsa mermaid with a blue tail and orange body wearing an orange hat. i asked what kind of hat and they said “i don’t know”
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 20/09/2026
man we didn’t know how good we had it
wii menu music on the nintendo music good night playlist
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 20/09/2026
got too good at building these with my hands so i had to give myself an extra challenge
building a marble run with a grabber toy
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 19/09/2026
oh shit miku is playing the hillside centre? pog
some kind of advertisement for “Hillside Matsuri” with a picture of Hatsune Miku on it
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 19/09/2026
just when i thought i was out of the vinyl game they pull me back in….
Ms. Rachel vinyl
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 19/09/2026
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 18/09/2026
Recommended for you: girldick.store ($0.98/yr)
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 17/09/2026
hey man glad you liked my website. go ahead and send along that quote for your services, this SEO stuff sounds important so let's get it sorted asap
spam email from this morning complimenting the design on my website but lamenting the bad SEO(lack of) screenshot of my website, which has been down for probably 2+ weeks
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 16/09/2026
damn dude i am getting so sick of seein this fuckin yellow paint everywhere
The Exit 8 screenshot
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 15/09/2026
oh they're not like other game studios actually, you don't have any managers (except for the two 27 year olds that allegedly pay you)
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 15/09/2026
pour one out for these kids who had a game idea so great that MeatyLock wanted to play it
Everyone was excited. Big YouTubers like Daithi De Nogla and MeatyLock wanted to play it.
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 15/09/2026
good news having AI skills is just a “bonus” now time to jump on this definitely legit and not sus at all job prospect
Bonus: Al-first development mindset. You use Al to build faster while still reviewing, testing, and improving the code.
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 15/09/2026
lmao they rewrote it to sound less like an asshole and reposted
the same job posting but less stupid. but still stupid
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 14/09/2026
i'm so fuckin tired dude, why do i even open these anymore
bullshit AI job posting
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izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 14/09/2026
Pornhub Out of Context 

“they really couldnt have found 2 trans women to do this?”
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