izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026tbh these were much funnier when i didn’t know they were targeted 170
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026i literally still have the printed license card from playing it taped to the wall directly behind my desk rn 160
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026thank you for reminding me of this photo of my friend’s cat who used to hang out on the roof 040
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026Chunithm (the one that awarded me with 50 anime bitches on startup) is kinda neat too. it has touch pad things but also it tracks your vertical hand position so like sometimes you have to lift and wave to hit notes apparently also Sega made but i didn’t notice game tracks 110
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026WACCA might be my favorite. feels very forgiving with so much surface area to touch and very cool when you’re doing slides around the whole circle 210
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026idk if i ever played Pop n’ Music before but i always loved the vibes easily the most normal of the bunch. it’s just buttons. just hit the buttons good. they’re not even vertical or arranged in circle or nothing. just normal style 120
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026they’re all kind of overwhelming but i think SOUND VOLTEX wins the award for making me feel most panicked 110
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026this one was actually insane. first time playing and i had to sit through a full minute of this shit 210
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026the first one i tried was called Maimai and it’s from Sega so it’s got some good game tracks on there also introduced me to the wild mobile retention scam stuff that seems to be the standard now. very funny to see this stuff on a arcade cabinet 110
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 02/10/2026got my rhythm gamer license (you were right @natclayton.bsky.social the arcade sells them) 290
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 01/10/2026i just dropped a microsd card on my desk and it landed like this. what does it mean. do i have powers 9634
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 30/09/2026alternative tag line that my toddler just came up with: “oooooh it’s got a monkey inside” 040
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 29/09/2026hello is this nintendo’s lawyer? i have some information that might be of interest… 0141
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 29/09/2026idk man i'm willing to suspend my disbelief and accept that this parking garage has a 90s PC in use but the dual flatscreen monitors? no way 180
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 26/09/2026anyway now i’m looking at the NFC cards that you need to save your stats or whatever i think this is my fav so far 260
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 26/09/2026went to a local arcade last night and they had a bunch of modern rhythm games that i haven’t played before i think they let you AAA your first song so you get hooked 1180
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 22/09/2026dude wtf literally the other night when i was playing Galaxy i got a notification about the music being added last night we were playing Captain Toad and now this is Nintendo marketing directly to me, the only person using Nintendo Music 4181
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 22/09/2026see this is why i never get fuckin anything done in this house 0210
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 22/09/2026the included battery pack wasn’t strong enough to drive the Big Tower so i had to improvise god bless usb-c 140
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 22/09/2026needed auntie to smuggle it across the boarder but we finally some hot new marble tech 130
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 21/09/2026hey i don’t want to brag but my kid is three levels deep into “Mutative Maze” rn 2110
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 21/09/2026we do things the old fashioned way in this household so my toddler “prompted” their local “AI model” (me) to “generate” (draw) some stunning art for them please reply with your own hand drawn takes on these prompts so that i may feel some sort of fleeting human connection in these trying times 160
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 20/09/2026got too good at building these with my hands so i had to give myself an extra challenge 260
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 19/09/2026just when i thought i was out of the vinyl game they pull me back in…. 0120
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 17/09/2026hey man glad you liked my website. go ahead and send along that quote for your services, this SEO stuff sounds important so let's get it sorted asap 0120
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 16/09/2026damn dude i am getting so sick of seein this fuckin yellow paint everywhere 0361
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 15/09/2026oh they're not like other game studios actually, you don't have any managers (except for the two 27 year olds that allegedly pay you) 140
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 15/09/2026pour one out for these kids who had a game idea so great that MeatyLock wanted to play it 0110
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 15/09/2026good news having AI skills is just a “bonus” now time to jump on this definitely legit and not sus at all job prospect 2220
izzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 15/09/2026lmao they rewrote it to sound less like an asshole and reposted 6623