Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 16hFavourite shade of Le Creuset there. We have only one of those (the big one) but it’s delightful 110 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 15/10/2026“She decides when announcements are made!” Good fucking luck telling Pete what to do is all I’ll say to that 000 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Some sadsacks on the Other Site are bawling their eyes out and foaming at the mouth, blaming RL’s head of Comms for… the voids in the tank walls delaying Neutron? They couldn’t be more exemplary of shooting the messenger if they tried 100 0
Reposted by IzaakGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/10/2026just re-watched the GOAT 📽️letterboxd.comA ★★★★★ review of Kung Fu Hustle (2004)the greatest Looney Tunes homage of all time, yes including 'Evil Dead II'. This is the only time describing a movie as a "love letter to cinema" is an actual compliment and not the kiss of death. 2959443 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If dispassionate analysis can’t get to “and in conclusion, this is batshit” about something that’s batshit then it’s more concerned with *appearing* dispassionate than with being accurate or useful 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In the UK, Australia, New Zealand (and no doubt other places that spell “color” with a U and “aluminum” ending with IUM), Coriander is the whole plant. Leaf, seed, stem, whatever. Cilantro isn’t a thing here, other than the American name for Coriander. 010 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If people only knew how many off-the-shelf components regularly fly to orbit as perfectly serviceable and adequate parts… 010 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In all seriousness, this just reminded me that Popehat’s gone and that Bluesky is worse without him 150 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Huh, first @kenwhite.bsky.social disappears from Bluesky and now he’s off the TV too 130 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not all plague is bubonic plague Not to mention there’s no telling what modifications were done to the bacteria in the laboratory 120 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Your threat model is now “AI is dangerous because humans might redirect GPS-guided drones”? 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yet again “no fingers” ≠ “no fingers capable of doing the job” 000 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They launched a thing they had total control over towards a bunch of vulnerable targets and chose not to limit or monitor where it was going or what it was doing. If I wrote a script to hack Medicare’s servers I’d be sent to jail, even if I included some RNGs to randomize which server got hacked 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How’s a chatbot wheel a generator, transmitter, and antenna out into a field somewhere and start them all up? 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/20262) They’re profoundly, qualitatively different things. GPS spoofing is just shouting fake GPS satellite signals that overwhelm the real ones and ANY GPS receiver in the vicinity thinks it’s somewhere else 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Specialised manufacturing robots is exactly my point. They’re built by people, and designed specifically for a specialised task. No AI is going to conjure up some drone-building specialised manufacturing robot from the æther 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/20261) So the rogue cruise missile attacked the hospital? 2) Spoofing GPS signals is not hacking, and profoundly different to hacking a website 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/20261) Again not what I said and not equivalent to what I said 2) I don’t know. Did they? What does “hack” mean in this context? 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you stop reading partway through a sentence it doesn’t mean what the whole sentence meant. A robot capable of bumbling through a kitchen and sometimes managing to open a drawer isn’t capable of assembling a drone, regardless whether it *has* fingers. The fingers can’t do what would be required 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You’re making up a limitless AI god running on hardware that hasn’t been and won’t be built 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If I fire a guided missile at your town but don’t watch where it’s going and it hits the hospital, it would be a lie to say “a rogue missile attacked the hospital in your town” 000 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026OpenAI hacked the Medicare servers, using one of their LLMs which they gave instructions to and then deliberately didn’t limit or monitor what it was doing. 200 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Like I said, AI doesn’t have the fingers it needs to do the work you’re afraid it will do 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Datacenters exist, of course. The datacenters capable of running the nonexistent AIs you imagine don’t. That is, the datacenters that exist are not sufficient to run your magically capable AI 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And “drone factories” involve many hundreds of thousands of human fingers that your made-up AI doesn’t have, all doing human finger things your made-up AI couldn’t do even if it had them 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The datacenters needed to host and run the (nonexistent) AIs above don’t exist, except on paper and won’t be built because the money is running out, and even then aren’t capable of the above - especially at scale. 300 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The AIs *capable of hacking into some dude’s FPV drone controller, manufacturing a bunch of drone parts, assembling them, putting them down outside somewhere to launch from, and then flying them to a target* don’t exist 210 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That’s… not at all what I said? Bad things happen and are likely to continue happening but that’s no basis to assume some different and implausible (impossible) other bad thing will happen 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Now, jerk human outsources targeting and engagement decisions to AI and gets people killed? That does and will happen. But it’s just jerk humans killing other humans with extra steps 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026These are AIs and their subagents running in datacenters that don’t and won’t exist? And flying millions of drones assembled by millions of fingers that AI doesn’t and won’t ever have? Forgive me if I don’t lose sleep over that. 200 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026No idea but if I were to guess it would be more specifically “Strix” (an owl genus - one of two) that were protected rather than owl in general www.synspective.com/satellite/sa...synspective.comMore about “StriX”| Synspective Inc. 000 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Policing in the US is insane. City police? University/campus police? Australian police are all state police. Doesn’t matter if you commit a crime on campus, in the CBD, three hours away in rural nowheresville - it’s all the same police who handle it (imperfectly sure, but nothing like in the USA) 040 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They really like owls www.synspective.com/satellite/la... 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They’ve been around a while. Using Rocket Lab Electrons to launch their constellation for some years now 110 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can see it being harder for people who’ve never seen a kookaburra but those who have know the answer without hesitation 0111 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every single day, the US gets more and more like Brunner’s The Sheep Look Up. 000 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lockheed Martin looking at OpenAI and Anthropic realising how much money they can save on test ranges for their cruise missiles, and that they can just pop them off in any old direction and don’t really even have to pay much attention to where they end up 000 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Catering to dour sadsacks and having boring, bureaucratic, legally impregnable, precise wording would instead limit the spread of the message - and that’s bad for everyone because the safety messages are good and should be shared widely 001 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Their whole bit is absurdism as a vehicle for sincere safety communications. The nature of absurdism though leaves open the risk of dour sadsacks being able to invent malicious meaning from the message. 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The post I quoted was in response to people asking about the distance from the window to the barrel in precisely the same tongue-in-cheek spirit as the original post. If you insist on inferring malice from all of CPSC’s posts you’ll be able to. But none is actually implied. 200 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026None of that is implied here. The only message is “remove things from your baby’s crib which are a risk” and it’s a good one. Everything else you inferred came from you, not from CPSC 000 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The barrel isn’t in the same neighbourhood as the baby: bsky.app/profile/cpsc... 100 0
Izaak @izaaak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That said, “small plane” is pretty reasonable for an F-16 000 0