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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I miss a good first kiss rahhhhh

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I looked this good (and sang even better) after attending a picnic then doing a 5 mile beer run, pls clap

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Going to cheesecake factory for the first time, kinda nervous

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Also yesterday at a bar a girl watched me put together a low bun with a French pin and told me my bun was perfect so in conclusion no one can tell me nothing

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

"I think you'd look good with a glass of wine" and "I sense some street smart energy" are compliments I got from this morning's coffee date and it's a yes from me

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I need to be OUTSIDE and practice the dying art of winking at a stranger

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Not just plan. We went and made an appointment lmao

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

We're going to watch game 5 at a dive bar in FiDi and if Knicks win I think someone might literally swim to lady liberty from there

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

In NY and seeing who gets booed during this game is funny af

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I want shrimp chips and bubbly and I want the cuntiest flute to serve my bubbles in

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

GS doesn't understand why the stupid light in the media console is completely hashing my vibes. Why are mennnnn

wall-mounted TV plays a cozy rainy scene above a media console with blue LED underlighting

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Excited and overwhelmed by the idea of unpacking all of this BS and making this place a home

Empty living room with a pile of storage bins

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I couldn't think of the word for oil dispenser so I said oil holder

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Last night in Houston. Feels fake

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I learned what a corona sunrise is tonight and I'm in love

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I forget rami malek was in breaking dawn

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I am still very sad about leaving Houston but I am very eggcited about having a sexy ass gas range in my kitchen in about 10 days time

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Date idea: we play pool and we kiss every time I miss

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I'm going to be living in the bay by the end of this month? Wtf??

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

If I think too hard about our budget for rent in sf I start to get a little nauseous

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

My current sexual orientation is cowboy

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Where are all the hot guys in Portland Are they hiding from me

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🏄🏼‍♂️Surfing The Law ⚖️ @surfdudeken03.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Hey @flavorflav.bsky.social, I've been hesitant about reaching out to you, but I know what a huge supporter you are for women's athletics. My wife is mounting an Olympic sailing campaign as a 42 yr old mom of 2. She's currently ranked #7 in the US & needs some help. bsky.app/profile/surf...

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Wait why did no one warn me about how emotional love on the spectrum is 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Chose 50 Shades & Love on The Spectrum for my plane entertainment this flight, because I am a woman of multitudes

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Traveling back and forth between the PNW and Houston in the spring is a freaking extreme sport I swear

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Ahhhhgh a man who can dance and who leads well is oh so very fucking hot

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I think I've decided to do one race in the fall and one in like Jan or Feb and right after that I'm gonna get new boobs which is just right in time for my birthday woohoooo

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Imagine having sex with someone and as soon as he kicks you out the apartment, he goes on TikTok live to eat post sex pizza and yap with his followers about it woof (this did not happen to me I stumbled upon a TikTok live of a man doing exactly that)

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I hate "munch" or "munches" as a term. It's just so yuck

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I can drive stick shift and I can do the split. Talk to me nice

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

My date last night was a 6'3 former linebacker Louisiana country boy who's also an educator I'm like a dog hearing all of my favorite words 😛😛😛😛

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Next time I go outside to throw ass I'm wearing the sluttiest top and pairing it with my fuck me librarian glasses Can't believe I haven't thought to do that combo before

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iyamtired @iyamtired.bsky.social · 07/04/2026