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@ixamph.bsky.social
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28. Nonbinary. Fuck AI. #1 Microfiber Hater. My Strawpage: atricxamph.straw.page

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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m not sure the overlap between Coheed and Monster Hunter, so context: this is Narwa the Allmother @edgelordjones.bsky.social I hope you at least appreciate this 🩵
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My cat got a brand new bed to sleep on today
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
She does it while I lay in bed, too. Sound up for lots and lots of loud purrs.
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
SAME!!! Here’s my cat watching the fish :3
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ngl I thought you were flying into Vegas for a few moments.
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Someone has to have drawn Ghost in the Jessica Rabbit outfit, right? Tits and all?
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I would like to add that this is the animation style 😂😂😂
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@edgelordjones.bsky.social I just started playing MH Rise Sunbreak. One of the monsters is Narwa the Allmother. Therefore, my character is named Evagria, and my puppo is named Meri of Mercy. I thought you’d appreciate :3c
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m cursed with my Big 3 all being water signs (lmao), but this is very pretty pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt...
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to the one and only daddy I respect: Corvo Attano #dishonored
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Related tumblr post
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Fucking Christ she’s fast (Monster Hunter is my new favorite game rn so if anyone is into Monster Hunter, I’m playing Generations Ultimate)
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Bahamut from FFX!
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Coping by making stupid Tee Shirt Designs that I’ll never actually make or sell
Light blue shirt that says “feed her more billionaires” with an outline of a sunken shipWhite shirt that says “feed her more billionaires” with an outline of a sunken shipDark denim shirt that says “feed her more billionaires” with an outline of a sunken ship
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Checks out nulienna.tumblr.com/sorter
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I made nanana bread at like 1am
A picture of a slice of freshly made chocolate chip banana bread. In the foreground is a blue bowl with a slice of the banana bread, full of chocolate chips. In the background is a large casserole pan full of the freshly baked banana bread, with a slice taken out of it.
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I had to get a bigger crock pot specifically because I do this so often, and then I overflow that bitch too lmao
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@edgelordjones.bsky.social owo is this the salt pepper ur looking 4?
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If it wouldn’t bother anyone who sees this, please send some mental love to my two cats who have passed away this month They lived with my mother thousands and thousands miles away from me, and I couldn’t save them Rest in peace my two beautiful boys, I loved you more than you’ll know
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Had me feeling like Atchoum the cat
An extremely extremely fluffy gray cat with a white chest, belly, and snout. His eyes are closed and his hair is being blown back. He looks like he woke up bedraggled and dazed and confused. Atchoum has congenital hypertrichosis which causes his hair and claws to grow continuously, making him look like an overgrown werewolf.
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have no context for this (farenhell here) so I changed my own weather app to C and yeah, big yikes
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sobbing this is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It’s fucking delicious and the best cake I’ve ever had ngl
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It came about a long time ago where I was sad there weren’t sharks that were also dragons Nobody seemed to get it but a friend who I cannot find anymore did draw me this and I want to get it tattooed
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sidenote but it’s funny seeing a huge fuckin weightlifter bodybuilder dude get scared Anyway love all the artists and writers I think this is an autism issue that I need to work on
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
And had over 10 cats!!!!
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Elton John, too!!!
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Freddy Mercury was friends with Tim Curry :)))
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This is my mommy and I love her
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Just wanted to share out. This feels excessive lmao. Lvl 276 and 156 wishes saved up. I’ve played for 90 hours total but goddamn lmao.
A picture of the wishing fountain menu in Tomodachi life. It shows the player’s level is 276? And has 156 wishes saved up.
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Art:
A real bad sketch showing a large phantom jellyfish mer compared to a sma
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It fucking sucks, but it is what it is Look at my beautiful boy, his name was Oliver/Ollie
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’d like everyone to know this is the title of the next chapter of the same book.
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
So whenever Mrs. Robinson (Simon and Garfunkle) (about a woman with addiction) comes on, I listen to it through and then switch the song to People II: The Reckoning (AJJ) Because People 2 has this as lyrics: Anyway yes my mom was an abusive alcoholic, can you tell?
A screenshot of lyrics of the song People 2: The Reckoning by AJJ

Lyrics are as follows:

So here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson

People love you more, oh, never mind, oh, never mind

In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson

The world won’t care whether you live or die, you live or die

In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson

They probably hate to see your stupid face, your stupid face

So here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson

You live in an unforgiving place
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I got the Tomodatchi Life demo But I couldn’t think of who to make So of course Ebony D’arkness Dementia Raven Way
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
They were thinking low rise, not low cut, à la early 2000s
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I know I haven’t shared my plurality here, but I think maybe someone will think this is funny from one specific headmate
A screenshot of a discord message. It says: “everyone talks about side boob, but nobody talks about side pussy in truly low cut jeans” The font is different, indicating one particular headmate expressing that sentence.

The line below says: “(said specifically to fuck with everyone else).” In a normal font, indicating it’s me saying that.
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
german.millermanschool.com 69. Nice 😎.
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
First picture is normal, second is when she has allergies. I know she feels yucky and I feel so bad.
A long-haired Siamese cat laying on a pillow. Her face has the typical black pointed markings of a Siamese, where their limbs and face and ears are brown/black.A long haired Siamese cat  wing held gently to take a picture of her face. The fur around her eye is beginning to turn white, as she has allergies.
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
poomang.com/en/t/smooth_... Aww hampter Also yeah me
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Goddamn, nausea isn’t even in my top 5
A screenshot of a tumblr poll. It asks “Worst physical sensation.” The options are: heat, cold, itch, pain, orgasm, numb limb, tickles, exhaustion, nausea, shivers/goosebumps, something else I forgot. Nausea is winning the poll with 40% of people voting for it.
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
#WiPWednesday #Ghost #Roach #CoD #NSFWText A snippet from chapter 2 of "The Closet is Dark, You Know." You can read Ch. 1 here!: archiveofourown.org/works/817993...
A screenshot of a work in progress fanfiction. It says "“You know, nobody gives a fuck. Hell, I’m pretty sure Soap and Gaz probably wax and bleach their buttholes or something. Shaved legs are nothing compared to that,” Roach says casually. The random factoid out of left field has Ghost freezing in pure bafflement, then sitting back on his knees.

“They… what?”

Roach shrugs. “I dunno. They seem to have tried every product in existence.”

“Why the hell is that a product?” Ghost asks, exasperated.

“Some people like waxed and bleached buttholes, I dunno,” Roach shrugs again. He knows Ghost won’t ask another question, but he’s getting the feeling that their lieutenant might not have done some exploratory searching on questionable websites. He stands up and claps Ghost’s shoulder.

“Beauty standards are weird. You gonna come back down from here? God knows if it’s structurally stable.”"
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Oh. The stakes are so much higher than I thought.
A screenshot of the text "14 Works in Trans Female Simon "Ghost" Riley" from Archive of our Own
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Here is the card that inspired the title for Chapter 1. It is from Spindlewheel, by Sasha Reneau.
A playing card for the game Spindlewheel. It says “Ivied Stag. Locked eyes, budding enmity, the first crack in a stone facade.” The art shows a mirrored image of a stag with leaves and branches as its antlers.
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Ollie is the one on the diving board and blanket and top of the photo, Cosmo is the fat fluff
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Amph @ixamph.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
One of these things is not like the others
A picture of relationship tags on Archive of our Own. The highlighted one says Kyle "Gaz" Garrick & John "Soap" MacTavish & Harry Potter & John Price & Simon "Ghost" Riley.
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