Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Cause darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream 🦋😊 040 4
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I want to delete twitter completely and use this app more but unfortunately during the mass migration to this app I followed too many gay guys and now my discover paged is filled with naked men and it makes me scared 250 5
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I think Elon knew I’ve been on Bluesky so he promoted my first tweet in months to try and draw me back in 060 6
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Happy waxahatchee wednesday to all that celebrate open.spotify.com/track/0BUqtI...open.spotify.comThe WolvesWaxahatchee · Tigers Blood · Song · 2024 010 1
Reposted by Alexnoorpie.bsky.social @noorpie.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I have a crush on my girlfriend 131 3
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Bitches swear they’re my body my choice until a pregnant lady gets in the hot tub 041 4
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Gonna show my family this at thanksgiving tomorrow and ask for their thoughts 0150 15
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 24/11/2024open.spotify.com/track/0Fx3fY...open.spotify.comSurrender My Heart 0120 12
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 22/11/2024If ariana grande is so good at different races why have I never even seen her running 061 6
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Can’t believe this is literally the vibe Pearl was on 0888 88
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024media.tenor.coma very fat monkey is sitting on the ground eating a piece of bread .ALT: a very fat monkey is sitting on the ground eating a piece of bread . 0121 12
Reposted by Alextheo ❤︎🇻🇨 @mydiary.bsky.social · 18/11/2024elon musk’s butthole at mar-a-lago: 114423 144
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I work at homegoods and every single gay couple I see looks exactly like this 2543 54
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Saw a gay guy at the bar and let out a sigh of relief 0100 10
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 17/11/2024So there’s this Taylor swift themed all gender bathroom 1150 15
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Just remembered when a French girl told me in her heavy accent that she knew I was a lesbian because I was wearing a baseball cap at night 050 5
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 17/11/2024People writing 100 in Arabic numerals after using Roman 17515 75
Alex @iwantanipad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Japan plotting Pearl Harbor after the US stopped supplying them with oil 1111 11
