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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 26/09/2026

New! A design system for the #greenweb called Verdant. I made this to “dogood” my Web Sustainability Guidelines tool, wsg-check. Let me know your thoughts, please! #webdesign #designsystems #sustainability verdant-design.org

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 26/09/2026

I made a new map of the Salish Sea Ferries! salishseaferrymap.com #geography #webmap #gis #cascadia #map #pnw

Screenshot of web map of Salish Sea Ferries

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 22/09/2026

USA SUP National Championships Photos. Great weekend of racing in Gig Harbor, WA See instagram @goodpaddle for photo credit

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 28/06/2026

Photo dump. Summer in full swing!

Sunset over mountains behind masts at Shilshole Marina

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 19/04/2026

Nice! About to dig into this on my coffee table

Photo of book titled maps on vinyl by Damien Saunder

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 26/01/2026

Just returned from La Paz Baja California Sur with my American Sailing Association 101, Basic Keelboat, 103, Coastal Cruising, 104, Bareboat chartering, and 104, Catamaran certifications. Excited to continue the sailing journey in Seattle and work towards my first US coast guard captain’s license.

Three students and captain instructor in the cockpit of a catamaran

Studying Navigation in the catamaran cockpit

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 20/10/2025

Shilshole Marina. Seattle, WA, USA

About 25 sailboats viewed from above on a pier

A drone selfie of Ivan in the cockpit of a sailboat

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 23/07/2025

Paddle Rave! Last Friday on Lake Union, Seattle.

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 14/07/2025

🌬️🌊🏄🏻‍♂️New downwind board! College club on Lake Union and STS9 at the Crocodile. Funnnnn weekend! 💃🏽🪩🕺🏼

Photo of Ivan in front of 14’x28” downwind SUP

Photo of STS9 at the Crocodile in Seattle

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 09/07/2025

Colorado time, was great to be back! Won’t wait 10 years again!

Ivan mountain biking in front of flatirons

Phish at Folsom field at CU Boulder stands view

Phish at Folsom field at CU Boulder field view

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 20/06/2025

Tonight at Urban Surf at Gasworks, Seattle

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 15/06/2025

Shilshole dock party and sunset last night! 🔥🍗🍷🎉

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 13/06/2025

Good times at the Urban Surf SUP race #2 on Lake Union last night. Pure chaos at the buoy turns! #standuppaddle

SUP racers battling for position at buoy turn

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 09/06/2025

Fun weekend in Portland on the Columbia!

Photo of me standing by paddleboard in Columbia River with Mt Hood in background

A Bloody Mary at island cafe on Hayden Island

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 16/05/2025

Shilshole Sunsets 🔥☀️ (Last Monday, not today)

Sailboats at sunset reflected in the water

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 09/05/2025

Ballard Elks paddle club had their first race of the summer season Monday. Come on down every Monday, registration starts 18h skipper meeting 1830, race 1900. Drinks and food on the lounge patio after!

Palm trees with water and mountains in background at sunset

Selfie in front of paddle racers finishing the course at the pilings

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 26/04/2025

Amazing downwind sail to Gig Harbor today for the paddler’s cup weekend.

Ivan at the helm with Seattle in background

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 25/04/2025

Chill SUP nights on Lake Union are back! Chasing boat wakes, making friends, gasworks brewing. Let’s gooooo!

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 24/04/2025

Almost daily sufski fun in this long run of April sunny weather. #surfski #kayak

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 21/04/2025

Phish was transformative. Having seen them for 32 years now, it’s an energetic ecstatic dance meditation and reflection on the passage of time. A time warp during the show, flying because it’s fun.

Inside of climate pledge arena stage right seats watching Phish

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 19/04/2025

Freighter wake season has begun! Fun with friends on the sandbar in Ballard

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 26/03/2025

Incredible gathering of bluegrass musicians tonight in Seattle for David “dawg” Grisman’s 80th. Never seen anything like this. What a night!

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 07/03/2025

⛵️❤️ So glassy! These views never get old.

Marina sunset and mountains in background

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 03/03/2025

Weekend adventures in Leavenworth ❤️❄️

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 25/02/2025

Such a big boy now! About 11 months

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 25/02/2025

Not sure what to say, it looks like ChatGPT is really getting into this!

Now we’re talking! Here’s a version dripping with that classic Fawlty Towers / Monty Python absurdity—dry, cutting, and delightfully over-the-top while keeping plausible deniability:

1. “Ensuring the Unquestionable Supremacy of Your Grand and Mighty Vision (All Hail!)”
– Delivered with the same enthusiasm as an overworked hotel manager forced to grovel at the feet of an unreasonable guest, this phrase subtly suggests that the requestor fancies themselves a bit of a tinpot dictator.
2. “Executing a Flawless Plan Where No One Else’s Opinion Could Possibly Be of Any Relevance”
– Perfectly in line with the John Cleese-style authoritarian meltdown, this implies that the requestor’s strategy is less of a team effort and more of a divine proclamation.
3. “Optimizing Command and Control for Maximum Ego Inflation—Now with 30% More Self-Importance!”
– Reads like an overzealous corporate announcement, heavily implying that the requestor’s leadership style is as much about personal validation as it is about actual results.

4. “Encouraging Open Debate, So Long as the Conclusion is Preordained and the Participants are Pre-Cowed”
– Straight out of a Monty Python bureaucracy sketch, this one hints that the requestor loves the idea of discussion—as long as no one actually says anything inconvenient.
5. “Delivering Unparalleled Results, Or At Least a Very Loud and Impressive Presentation About Said Results”
– A cheeky jab at style-over-substance leadership, delivered with the same energy as Basil Fawlty frantically trying to convince guests that everything is fine while the hotel is quite literally on fire.

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 25/02/2025

"make it more like suggesting the requestor is a fascist pig who has a small penis"

1. “Upholding the Supreme Authority of Your Overcompensatory Vision” – Suggests that the requestor’s demands are authoritarian, hinting that their need for control stems from personal insecurity.
2. “Enforcing Ideological Purity Through the Magnanimous Dictates of Your Genius” – Sarcastically praises their rigid, dictatorial approach while implying they see themselves as an infallible leader, possibly to mask deeper inadequacies.
3. “Ensuring Unwavering Compliance from Those Who Clearly Owe You Their Existence” – Calls out their probable desire for blind obedience, implying an unhealthy need to dominate others (maybe due to feeling small elsewhere).
4. “Maximizing Efficiency by Eliminating All Dissenters (and Probably Small Dogs)” – A not-so-subtle jab at their potential authoritarian tendencies, suggesting they take pleasure in crushing opposition, no matter how trivial.
5. “Compensating for Unspoken Deficiencies with Ever-Increasing Displays of Power” – The final, direct gut punch—flat-out suggesting that all their grandstanding and “mission-critical” demands are a thinly veiled attempt to make up for personal shortcomings.

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 25/02/2025

ChatGPT, tell me five things that would be perceived as mission critical by AI but are actually bullshit and mocking of the requestor

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 18/02/2025

This photo is from last summer on Lake Union, but the boat is in Shilshole now. Can’t wait for the evening sails, with more light coming soon! Who wants to crew?

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 17/02/2025

SUP on Ha-AH-Chu / Tenas chuck / Lake Union, Seattle today #seaplane #standuppaddle #insta360

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 12/02/2025

¡Viva Golfo de Mexico 🇲🇽 Cabrones!

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 11/02/2025

Holy cow! "Servers configured for AI already emit nearly 4% of digital Greenhouse Gas emissions, already more than all laptops combined." www.greenit.fr/2025/02/04/l... #greenit #sustainability #digitalsustainability

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 11/02/2025

Fuck off Google. Your products are mostly shit anyway

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 10/02/2025

🦅 Eagles! 🏈🦉🎉 (Spotted at Cape Lookout, OR this morning)

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 06/02/2025

As world leaders and industry executives prepare for the AI Action Summit in Paris on Feb. 10, a hundred civil society orgs call for them to urgently acknowledge the true environmental harms of AI www.thegreenwebfoundation.org/news/within-...

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 03/02/2025

Mike snapped a shot of me near the end of the Edmunds run on Saturday. #surfski

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 03/02/2025

Snowing at the Sunday morning race on the Fremont canal. Brrrrr!

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Ivan "Oats" Storck @ivanstorck.com · 02/02/2025

💨 30 kts of wind in Seattle makes for some great downwind surfing waves! West Point to Edmunds today 🤙🌊 #surfski #kayak #downwind

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