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Ivan Monteiro

@ivanmonteiro.bsky.social
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There's a Calvin & Hobbes strip where Calvin orders a propeller beanie from the back of a cereal box. The ad says it lets you fly. He suffers through weeks of terrible cereal, waits months for delivery. His hope never falters. Then it arrives. It cannot make him fly.
Calvin & Hobbes strip series. Calvin anxious and excited about the delivery of a propeller beanie.Calvin & Hobbes strip. Calvin disappointed at the fact the beanie doesn't allow him to fly.
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not for me 🤔
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Asian woman using a shirt printed with excel's header. Caption: when you excel they spread sheet about you.
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pictyre of a plate of spaghetti covered in brown cream with a pot of Nutella next to it. Caption reads "without objective morality, everything is permissible"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
But when you show these folks images of the original inhabitants of British islands and they all go crazy.
Small and slender, Whitehawk Woman lived about 5,600 years ago and died before the age of 25, possibly during childbirth (the remains of a fetus were found in her pelvic area). She was excavated in 1933 from a burial in the Whitehawk Enclosure, one of Britain’s earliest Neolithic monuments. Recent DNA analysis from the Neolithic Whitehawk population suggests they were generally dark eyed and dark skinned in comparison to the Beaker population that eventually replaced them around 4,400 years ago.
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This photo published by The Guardian illustrates it all too well. www.theguardian.com/football/liv...
Photo published by The Guardian: Trump and Infantino under a rain of confetti, with the caption "Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump he is not part of thebSpanish national team"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Whenever I think about the AI hype this image comes to mind.
Old rusty boats abandoned at the dried out bottom of the Aral sea, with camels sheltering from the sun under their shade
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Bokinho de chuva IYKYK
Brazilian bolinho de chuva - a simple sweet dough, deep fried and rolled over sugar and cinnamon - being prepared. Left to right: bowl with leftover dough, pan with dough being fried (bottom) and plate with already fried 'bolinhos', and plate with sugar and cinnamon mix.
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Saw this in a gallery in Vienna two years ago (unfortunately, I don't know the artist's name for credit). One could easily swap the Russian leader for the USian one. Maybe even more appropriate than in the original.
Print. A grown-up sized Hitler caresses the cheek of a child-sized Putin in a proud, paternal way.
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hard not to think of this
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Darth Vader marching ahead of a column of empire soldiers. Big Bird is in the middle of them. Text caption reads "when you're accidentally included in a war plan group chat"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
But got some API errors here too: GET {rishikeshs.com/favicon.ico; leg100.github.io/favicon.ico; www.ft.com/favicon.ico } NS_BINDING_ABORTED GET www.critical-distance.com/wp-content/u... NS_ERROR_DOM_CORP_FAILED plus others
errors
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Still getting some of the same errors
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
1. "A resource is blocked by OpaqueResponseBlocking, please check browser console for details." 3. Cookie “__cf_bm” has been rejected for invalid domain. 4. The resource at “academic.oup.com/favicon.ico” blocked due to Cross-Origin-Resource-Policy header (or lack thereof).
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Clicking sign in opens new tabs without changing signed in state
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Two cartons of regular milk saying of a soy milk carton "he must be spanish"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Cartoon by @twisteddoodles. A newsperson says:
"Next up we will discuss the topic with someone whose job is to be a well researched and respected expert in the area.
And in rhe interest of balance we will alsp talk to an idiot."
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
What was supposed to be guidelines for meaningful debate – eg, between two experts with different positions in a given topic – became this:
Cartoon by @twisteddoodles. A newsoerdon says:
"Next up we will discuss the topic with someone whose job is to be a well researched and respected expert in the area.
And in the interest of balance we will also talk to an idiot"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Cartoon by @twisteddoodles shows a newscaster saying: 
"Next up we will discuss the topic with somekne whose job is to be a well researched and respected expert i  the area. And in the unterest of balance we will also talk to an idiot"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Per OpenRouter data: OpenAI consumption happens to dip on weekends and school break months.
OpenRouter graph: OpenAI data for ChatGPT usage, which begins on May 10, 2025, until August 7, 2025. The bar graph shows high volumes of tokens generated in May and early June, quickly falling by over half from June 12 and after.
Interestingly, there were some dips during the school year as well — which just so happened to line up with weekends.
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I just couldn't miss the opportunity.
Man sitting behind a desk in a park holding a black mug. There are papers over the desk. A large white paper hanging from the front of the desk reads "One never needs an icecream pint. One wants an icecream pint to have and to hold until heat doed them part."
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
"Monk and Robot" Becky Chambers FTW
Photo of an open paperback copy if the book "Monk and Robot" by Becky Chambers. 
Text on page reads: "The thing about fucking off to the woods is that unless you are a very particular, very rare sort of person, it does not take long to understand why people left said woods in the first place. Houses were invented for excellent reasons,..."
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Title card for "The X Files" tv show, where the letter X is covered by the name Epstein and so forms "The Epstein Files"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Math. Not even once.
Doctored image of an ad for people living with adiction that instead says "living with addition?"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
A person lying on the ground next to a sideways crossing sign. Caption reads: "This is Partaaaaaa!"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I hope I don't offend anyone by posting a canine on a feline thread
A hand holds a mini pretzel in front of a smiling pug dog
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I see you and I raise you
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
aka
Screengrab from a chat where user says 
"i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
From PBS to opsec to starbucks
Still from Star Wars with Darth Vader marching ahead of a group of generals, Big Bird from Sesame Street amidst them. Caption reads "when you're accidentally included in a war plan group chat"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It reminded me of the poem Ame 雨 [rain] (1966) by Niikuni Seiichi
The four drops from the Japanese Kanji for rain are repeated across the page, with the actual Kanji for rain appearing at the bottom center of the page, seemingly being rained upon. 1966 visual poem by Niikuni Seiichi.
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Could have used this
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
This is fine meme captioned "vote against government shutdown"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
“Have you never thought how danger must surround power as shadow does light?” — Ursula K. Le Guin #photography #s10e #hofburgpalace
Shadowy outline of the gates of Hofburg Palace in Vienna/Austria against a bright blue sunny sky, with a streetlight shining brightly
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Image of marco rubio looking like a spolied child who heard no from his parent. Caption reads "whem mom won't let you give someone else's country away"
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
"As democracy is perfected, the off. of president represents, + and + closely, the inner soul of the ppl. On some grt & glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last & the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." —H.L.Mencken(1956) #photography #sky #s10e
Purple and dark blue sky at dusk, with wispy orange cirrus clouds, against the shadows of plants on a plain.
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
"I sense an opportunity to hire cheap labor at semi-indenture conditions!" *does weird airjump and salute*
Montage of a woman's body with hand next to hair. Hair is a watermelon husk. Face is that of Elon Musk - popularly referred to as Melon Husk. There is an added speech balloon on the top of the image, implying he is saying the words in the post.
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make heaven of Hell, and a hell of Heaven." —John Milton (Paradise Lost bk. 1, l. 254 - 1667) #photography #sky #galaxys10e
Skyline photo with deeper blue skies, and fiery red and orange colors inside black clouds
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I'm a very amateur photographer with a thing for sky lights and shapes #photography #sky
Blue sky and wispy white clouds, with sunlight hitting the top of buildings in an European city.
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Boy have I got bad news for you
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Elven for any other situation
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
This is the enegy I want to projecy on Bluesky
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Vienna, Austria
Viennese skyline against golden sunset
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
In this image you see black and white men bringing some democracy to a student. It's all very supportive of freedom of speech, as you can see. (Image source: www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/...)
Three policemen, two black and one white, pin down and immobilize a student on a lawn.
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
Different vibe, same energy
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
A doctor asks a nurse "scalpel, please", and she hands him one.
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