Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Love is in the air? WRONG. Deadly neurotoxin. 100
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Guyssss guess who’s having Misericordia renovated with an accusing parlor! Now I can gather all my closest friends in one place to methodically weed out moles and traitors with the aid of scrawled notes and sharp objects 🥰 000
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Ex still texting you? Chlorine gas attack. Works every time. 000
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 25/12/2024The very VERY special present? Oh my, Barov… you deserve it 020
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 25/12/2024But of course! Ok she was born a Dilisnya, and the surname was a bit of a revolving door near the end there, what with all the husbands - but she was a Boritsi at heart!! I even had it put on her gravestone, so there. 010
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Hey! That was one of Mother’s finest assassinations, one for the record books! YOU don’t get to take credit for it! 120
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Oh, oh, I will! Of *course* a Dilisnya screwed up a coup *that* badly! A Boritsi would have had eyes on the prime targets from minute one and got the job done properly. 100
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The nerve! I didn’t even WANT you at my party, you’d clash with the decor 020
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Hm? What was that? Couldn’t hear you, I was too busy writing invitations with twice as much gold leaf and embossing as yours 130
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 16/12/2024If my dear friend Jackie @jacquelinerenier.bsky.social takes revenge on someone, is it a RATaliation? 🤔🐀 020
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 11/12/2024How To Deal With Criticism Step 1 - denial Step 2 - repeat step 1 ad infinitum 010
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Remember, a good skincare routine is essential to maintaining those femme fatale looks! I like to start with an ammonia rinse, a round of revitalizing belladonna eyedrops, and a tasteful foundation before the rest of your cosmetics — anything lead-based will do 💜 020
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Just heard the funniest rumor you guys, some people think I’m a vampire! Just because i’ve been young and beautiful and perfect for fifty years! The nerve! 120
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Struggling to get those Black Friday deals? Try this hot trick to clear the competition at your favorite boutique! Airborne sedatives 😌 Works every time! 010
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Oh! Oh!!! Oh you’re lying, they would never— they LOVE my parties! They KNOW what happens if they don’t! That’s it, the orgy pit is off. The alligators are still on. 010
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Unlike what SOME people would have you think, MY soirée will be nothing but tasteful, elegant, and above all, expensive. The orgy pit is five feet deep, and if I get bored I’m going to release live alligators 🥰 010
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Wh— hey! Have you been spying on my day planner again!? Unbelievable, some people have NO manners 100
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I do aim to entertain 🥰 But what else is there but distractions? If I ever stop moving, I might succumb to the hollowness of all things and the insurmountable distance between myself and others… So I simply don’t do that! 😌 130
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Oh I forgot about that…. *charming* little spider contraption. He really should bring it out in public more often! It frightens small children, bless 030
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 24/11/2024What a horrible accusation to make! Just because my last seventeen lovers have had terrible allergies to cyanide, and strychnine, and chlorine... and peanuts that one time, that one was legit Don't you worry Barry. You're not in my sights. Yet. 110
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Jackie, darling! Mwah, mwah, how *have* you been? We really should get Saidra in on this new circle, the new blood always do have such *fascinating* schemes to share 010
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 24/11/2024media.tenor.coma woman says " i think my work here is done " in front of a sign that says schitts creekALT: a woman says " i think my work here is done " in front of a sign that says schitts creek 010
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Cousin! What a surprise! I didn’t know they let the elderly on social media these days 100
Ivana Boritsi @ivanaboritsi.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Ok, tinder didn’t light, bumble had no buzz, and grindr was… interesting. Men these days just can’t hold their arsenic. Ugh! I’m swearing off love again. Hello bluesky, what’ve you got to offer? 170
