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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard

@itzlapras.bsky.social
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I like video games, wrestling, acting, writing, sports, and roleplaying. Topics: WWE, TF2, NHL, NFL, NBA, MLB, MLS, etc.

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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC FUCKING DIED?!
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tomorrow will be the day whether we keep the streak alive or we end the Moreno Era as the worst Angels team in Franchise history
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And Renee decided to take her religious behind back to the PPWL. This time, she took on Celeste Whitehall and got tossed around the ring,, literally. It would end with Renee receiving a Rocket’s Red Glare off the top rope
Renee getting tossed around like a ragdollRocket’s Red Glare off the top rope!
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It seems Sister Renee made a random enemy at the #WrestleParade as a random ninja attacked her while making her entrance with a kendo stick. However, the ninja did look familiar. Renee did her best to fight back but it seemed like she needs some time away from the #WrestleParade
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
5 out of 11 wins to go. We can keep our <100 losses season alive
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
NOPE!
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[Part 2] Why it was the third and lesser known eMo member Penelope Lea who saved both of her tag team partners by throwing the steel steps at Renee before driving Sister Renee to her grave, burying her after an impromptu extreme rules match. This match was very much a fever dream.
Penelope throwing the steel steps at ReneePenelope setting up her finishing moveRenee is driven to her grave as Penelope pulls her leg back for the pin
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[Part 1] So it’s the #WrestleParade Thrill and Chills PPV. Eddy is coming out for a match until Renee attacks him from behind with a steel chair. Sookie tried to save her partner but Renee was ready for her, taking her out through a table. But who was the woman who blindsided Renee right after?
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
PHENOMENAAALLL
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sister Renee wanted more of the #WrestleParade so she decided to take on Bella Bonita in a TLC Match. Well from the looks of it, it can very much be confirmed that Renee was not feeling Bonita after this match
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ARTE MORENO FINALLY SOLD THE ANGELS TO LA RAMS OWNER STAN KROENKE!
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[Part 2] But Renee wasn’t stopping there. In fact, Renee would invade the new “B” show of the #WrestleParade The Strut. There, she took on Betsy Brawn & absolutely wiped the floor with her. But when Renee lifted her up for Salvation, Betsy wiggled out & rolled her up to steal the win from Renee
Renee about to hit Betsy Brawn with SalvationBetsy rolling an unsuspecting Renee up and getting the three count
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[Part 1] It’s been awhile since Renee stepped foot in the #WrestleParade. She was told that she’d be taking on Princess Brightly at new PLE Gridiron Hustle. However, what they didn’t tell her was that the plans had changed as she was now facing a returning Mari Pan. Safe to say, she got shipwrecked
Renee and Mari Pan shaking handsRenee about to punch Mari Pan with her elbowThe start of Mari Pan’s CharybdisMari Pan pinning Renee right after Charybdis
(Also a 2K glitch of Mari Pan not actually hooking the leg of Renee)
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Right. Calm now. Really had to get that out of my system. Fuck Philly still
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Ruckus Apologizes for His Outburst
ALT: Ruckus Apologizes for His Outburst
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I can’t wait for the start of the other sports leagues. I’m sick and tired of watching the Galaxy fuck up what once was a good team and the Angels just existing. I WANNA WATCH COMPETENT MANAGERS AGAIN!
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
TAKE YOUR SAFE AND AFFORDABLE TICKETS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR WRINKLY OLD URETER ARTE MORENO!R
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WHILE IM AT IT, FUCK YOU GREG VANNEY! YOU SHOULDVE BEEN SACKED LAST YEAR AND YET YOU’VE TURNED THEM INTO BOTTOM TIER FOOTBALL AGAIN! IM SICK OF IT
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
SAFE AND AFFORDABLE BASEBALL SAFE AND AFFORDABLE BASEBALL SAFE AND AFFORDABLE BASEBALL
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Dmitry Lime222
ALT: Dmitry Lime222
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
SELL THE FUCKING TEAM ARTE! THIS ISNT HOW YOU RUN A FUCKING BASEBALL TEAM!
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY FUCK PHILLY
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I can’t even turn to the MLS because the fucking #LAGalaxy are there snapping ankles every fucking game
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry Now he is off to the one place capitalism hasn’t corrupted
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
11 wins. We need 11 wins out of the 29 other games in order to not break our perfect <100 losses streak. God being an Angels fan sucks. #SellTheTeamArte
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Man Resting Head on Desk
ALT: Man Resting Head on Desk
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The flag at DollyWorld is at half-mast today
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My Prediction for #RayoAlavés Rayo Vallecano 1-1 Alavés Jorge de Frutos being the first player to score
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Vargskelethor Joel out of context @jobelnocontext.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So I’m playing some #WWE2K26 GM Mode and I got Bailey Bonesaw taking on Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss and I just noticed the minor but major change to Bailey Bonesaw. They gave her pants. Bailey Bonesaw has pants now
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The life as an Angels fan
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Metal Gear Solid V: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
ALT: Metal Gear Solid V: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hey Siri. Get us a clutch win in Florida #LTBU
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LTBU La Angels Monument at Night
ALT: LTBU La Angels Monument at Night
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I made something dumb ILLIT - Not Cute Anymore (99 BPM) Steve Goodman - Go Cubs Go (99 BPM) #kpop #chicagocubs #ILLIT #tempo #bpm
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
KIRBY YATES IS FUCKING GONE!
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Now we wait for where Neto and Detmers go.
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
As Trevor from GTA V once said: YOU BETTER TREAT (HIM) RIGHT MAN!
Jo Adell to the Cleveland Guardians
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Take care of one of our last decent relief pitchers, Atlanta. We’ll make Arte Moreno more richer than he needs to be in advertising helmet nachos with Nacho Alvarez Jr
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Mortimer Randolph: Sell! Sell! Sell! Trading Panic
ALT: Mortimer Randolph: Sell! Sell! Sell! Trading Panic
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Blue Jays better treat Soriano right. I’m looking at you @marcquill.bsky.social
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh just give the Dodgers the World Series title why don’t ya MLB. Season is already wrapped up
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You ever just have that one person that’s in a shitty relationship and you know their partner is destroying them but you’re unable to do anything about? Yeah. That’s the Angels under the management of Arte Moreno #SellTheTeamArte
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Why the fuck did I decide to be an Angels fan?
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
WE TRADED O’HOPPE AND SILSETH FOR WHO?!
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Heard some reports that Jordyn Grace and Ilja Dragunov are opting out of their WWE contract soon. Seems like they might be All Elite soon
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LOSS NUMBER 65 ON THE ROAD TO THE FIRST EVER 100+ LOSS SEASON! LOSS NUMBER 65!
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Spongebob: Mr. Krabs Rings the Bell
ALT: Spongebob: Mr. Krabs Rings the Bell
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I HATE ANGELS BASEBALL!
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Crashout
ALT: Crashout
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
One out… the Angels needed one out to come out with a win
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Metal Gear Solid V: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
ALT: Metal Gear Solid V: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
LIGHT THAT BABY UP! ANGELS ON A THREE GAME WINNING STREAK!
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Baseball Coach Explains a Winning Streak
ALT: Baseball Coach Explains a Winning Streak
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Whoever plays GM Mode on #WWE2K26, never ever spectate an 8 man ladder match on a ppv. I’d like to be recompensed for the 50 minutes of my time watching your roster going into business for themselves @skyebloop.bsky.social
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The @Angels win on a walk-off HBP!
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What a walk off beam. A closer that also blows a save
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LTBU La Angels Monument at Night
ALT: LTBU La Angels Monument at Night
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
LIGHT THAT BABY UP! ANGELS WIN A MEANINGLESS THIRD GAME!
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SpongeBob Fish Finally Screaming Mad
ALT: SpongeBob Fish Finally Screaming Mad
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ItzLapras or ReneeCockyUndercard @itzlapras.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Seemed like Sister Renee was busy last week at the #WrestleParade with taking Sookie out backstage and putting Teighler through a flaming table. But she would get her comeuppance in the hands of both Flex Steele and Eddy Introspect. Note to Renee: Don’t mess with their ladies
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CALAM @notcalam.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
🥊Fight Night! -- OC Month!🥊 It's not over yet--! She just has to reach a bit higher...! Character and request by @itzlapras.bsky.social
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