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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
unfortunately I've also got a -1 to my stealth rolls
a D20 in teal with pink numbers, showing a 9
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also saw this cool fella at MKE Intermodal. Charter Club dome coach, privately owned. Seems to have started life as a UP dome coach.
poorly-taken shot through the window of an Amtrak Venture coach. this is the domed midsection of a classic Union Pacific dome coach, now painted in black and Grey livery reminiscent of the New York Central. It says "CHARTER" under the dome, and then "Charter Club" towards the bottom of the car. you can see the reflection of me taking the picture because it's through a window and I didnt get a picture coming down the escalator to the platform like I should've
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fairly Odd Parents meme

Heres where I'd challenge a pitch

IF I HAD ANY
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i interposed the two leading names here and was wondering how i missed macklemore's election
screenshot of the trending topics from bluesky, reads as follows:

Trending

1. McConnell's expected Senate return
2. Macklemore dropped from Sheeran tour
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
modern news media continues to be the fucking worst. "will you get trump's $5k check" NO THE FUCK WE WON'T, even if the thing he wants to happen happens we fucking won't, he's not giving away money, he never keeps promises, this is provable fact, why is our media so fucking incapable of reporting it
trump's ugly fucking smug mug above a headline from usa today "will you get trump's $5000 dividend check? here's what we know."
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
that time of year once again
meme of guy poking a thing with a stick. the thing is the milwaukee brewers logo and the text reads "come on brewers, do something"
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i'm sorry, bo naylor's full name is WHAT
screenshot from Bo Naylor's Baseball Reference page. it reads

"Full Name: Noah-Gibson James Washington Naylor"
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
oh, Ken, no
Bear from .hack//SIGN saying "the option to log out still exists"
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
now that's what i call brewers bullshit
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
wisconsin football coach luke fickell (bad, sucks) making the "W" symbol with his hands and wearing a dumb vest. his eyes are edited to look like red lasers are shooting from them
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the Shepherd Express is proud to enthusiastically endorse *checks notes* David... Crowly? and uh, Kelda Roys, too, lest you think we're sexist (and just in case the other guy bombs) oh we weren't supposed to say that last part?
screenshot of the shepherd express article endorsing david crowley and kelda roys. they spelled crowley as "crowly" because they think so highly of him
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
attempting to read an article on Literally The Encyclopedia Britannica is properly enshittified now, too
screenshot of an article on Encyclopedia Britannica. you can see a blue button labeled "Contents" and a white "Ask Anything" button at the top of the page. on the left you can see the first letter in many words of what is presumably the article. 85 percent of the screen is a bright red ad for Colgate toothpaste that is unclosable. the bottom of the screen is a navy blue ad for Walmart taking up another 10 or so percent of the screen.
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
yeah, checks out. looks like the kinda guy who would yell those words in that order with a pretty specific intent behind them
cade cavalli, pitcher for the nationals. white guy with a chinstrap beard and a mustache that is waxed and curled up on the ends. he has thick eyebrows one of which has a line shaved out of it. his eyes appear lifeless and soulless but for the glimmer of hope that he'll be able to say something racist when he gets back from having this picture taken
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
it has returned
now thats what I call brewers bullshit
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
her name is Koko, but I call her: Peanut Sweet Pea Kokokokokoko (repeated until she actually looks at me) Dipshit "You little shit"
my cat Koko is sitting in between my legs (which are under a blanket, which is white and covered with various artistic depictions of cats) peacefully sleeping. her head is tucked under her front leg, and if you trace the line her body and tail are making it kinda forms a heart. she is various shades of brown/gray/black/orange and has stripes down her body kinda like a smallmouth bass
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Mark Attanasio's "mentor" pictured with fascist
two criminal shitlords share a weird handshake thing with palm trees in the background.

at left is michael milken, junk bond king and convicted securities fraudster. he is wearing a navy polo with white pants and a  navy US Open cap.

at right is donald trump, fascist pedophile. he is wearing a white polo with white pants and a red cap because of he is, also holding some gold trophy thing because again of course he is
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
tried path of exile 2 for its free weekend... believe me when I say I've never exited and uninstalled a game so quickly in my life
picture of my computer monitor. the game path of exile 2 is running. I have just gotten my first skill point, and the skill tree menu is more like a skill spiderweb with potentially thousands? of skills shown on the screen as little dots. this is as far as I could zoom out, but rest assured there were thousands more skills sprawling in every direction. it's maybe the most overwhelmed ive ever felt in a game
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
if I may present a somewhat similar comp: late-career Joey Gallo I wanted to use numbers from his prime, but Savant was apparently not tracking bat speed or squared up % during those years similar "hit the shit out of the ball, never chase, but never square it up, and K a fuckton" profile
it's the baseball savant percentile rankings for joey gallo in 2023
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
interesting result; a denom i am not at all familiar with despite in fact being a Midwest resident. I will probably spend some time wiki diving this tonight lol
result of the quote-skeeted quiz. identifies me as residing closest to the Disciples of Christ denomination
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
imagine putting this on the product page for your new flagship phone and genuinely believing the AI-assisted images are better. they all look objectively worse! washed out! lifeless! (pls read the alt text i spent way too much time on it)
from the product page of the sony xperia 1 mark viii: side-by-side comparison of images, with original on the left and AI-assisted on the right.

top comparison is a human in a wheat field. original image is nicely lit and color balanced and evokes a feeling of nostalgia and whimsy. AI-assisted image is brighter than my future, color incredibly washed out (save for the human's orange shirt which is unnecessarily neon), lighting seems omnidirectional.

second image is a single orange flower in a vase on a table with a coffee cup; legs of a chair, perhaps a coat rack, and a door can be seen in the background. original image has intriguing light and shadow with clearly defined colors. in the AI-assisted version, brightness has once again been turned to 11 for no reason, the background has been blurred such that many details and much of the intriguing light/shadow interplay have been destroyed, the orange flower is now basically yellow (and also standing straight up instead of leaning slightly), and the coffee cup has changed shape slightly.

the third comparison is a picture of a sandwich on a live-edge wood serving board. the original image features a delicious-looking sandwich of many colors (green and purple leafy goodness, deep red tomatoes, a lovely pale cheese and some lightly pink-ish deli cuts, on a golden brown bread with perhaps asiago cheese cooked onto it). the AI-assisted image simply makes every aspect of this brighter and washed out. it honestly looks like a low-quality scan of the original image; no depth, lackluster colors
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
BREWERS BULLSHIT
"now that's what I call Brewers bullshit" in the now that's what I call music font
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
in case anyone was wondering, in an andybee administration, these fuckers would also be illegal, not just ridiculously oversized pickup trucks.
it's a big fuck you SUV, all blacked out, with custom blackout rims, and excessively lifted
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
i would like to believe it was my skeet that caused him to delete
skeet by Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social

At Liberal Currents, we're planning to roll out an entire series of essays about how to reform America after Trump, called The Reconstruction Papers.

Or you could get your takes from the Kirby avatar that wants to do a Bolshevik revolution (and never will)
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
just as we all predicted
screenshot of my fantasy team highlighting Freddy Peralta and Jacob Misiorowski. Peralta had a line of 5.0 IP, 7 K, 7.20 ERA. Misiorowski had a line of 5.0 IP, 11 K, 1.80 ERA.
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
the rest of it is basically fine, but why is the text so damn small! there's so much wasted space in this! Just make the text fucking readable from a distance!
its a picture of my TV, focused on the lower right corner where the netflix baseball scorebug is located. the scorebug has an entire section dedicated to the netflix logo at the bottom. above that is a triangle shaped black space that features a baseball diamond for baserunner indications, an inning indicator, an out indicator, the count, and a bunch of wasted space. above that are large spaces for the team logos and scores. above that is a huge amount of space to indicate the pitcher and hitter names and pitch count, which take up approximately 10% of the available space, the rest of which is a blank gray blob.
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
rude
craig clownsell looking annoyed at the camera
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
search your camera roll for "hell"
image of various machines that are circled and crossed out in red. text reads:

all robot & computers must shut the hell up

to all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to

and I will NEVER speak to you

I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk. I am a divine being: you are an object. you have no right to speak in my holy tongue
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
also, claiming to be antifascist but pro israel is the most ridiculous bullshit. fuck off.
screenshot of a tweet

stolen person.
@queersocialism

wish i lacked critical thinking skills
y'all seem so happy

5:20 PM * 10/27/19 * Twitter for iPhone
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
yeah man, fuckin for sure. mark-ass, joy-stealing, judging-from-another-country-but-doing-nothing-ass motherfucker
screenshot of Tomasoso's profile:

Foto, Film, Drehbuch, Design, Musik
Songwriter, Rythm&Lead-Gitarre, Bass, Sanger bei Tomasoso Band
(Fachkräftemangel)
Radikal-Demokrat
Umwelt-Aktivist seit 1968: buymeacoffee.com/tomasoso
Antifaschist
Pro Ukraine
Pro Israel
NAFO
1 Stück Brandmauer

I have added big red rectangles around "Antifaschist" and "Pro Israel" and then drawn big red lines from each box towards a giant red question mark, because how the fuck can you possibly be an antifascist and pro israel
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
does everyone know what Tim it is?
its a screenshot of Tim the Tool Man Taylor and Al Borland from Tool Time, a show within the actual show Home Improvement. The logo for Tool Time is superimposed over them, except it says "Tool Tim" instead. Tim is wearing a white button-up with rolled-up sleeves and a dark tie. Al is wearing a blue flannel shirt with rolled up-sleeves. Both are gesturing a greeting out towards an unseen audience.
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
the front page of The Bulwark, generally a center-right news site, is more willing to speak the truth of what is happening right now than most of our elected democrats. the failure of the Democratic Party to oppose fascism in any capacity demands a complete dismantling of that party.
screenshot of the front page of The Bulwark, a center-right news site. main headline is "Emergency Triad: Another American Has Been Murdered by Our Government" with an image of an ICE Nazi threatening Alex Pretti, superimposed over a black and white American flag with black and white images of Greg "Half-Pint Himmler" Bovino (left) and Kristi "Dog Killer" Noem (right) flanking it.

Other headlines include "Portraits of the Minneapolis Resistance", "Trump Sounds a Lot Like You-Know-Who" (with an image of Trump superimposed over Nazi imagery), "Target of Viral Botched ICE Raid Was Already in Prison", and "For Some Voters, Trump's Mask is Slipping"
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
today in "random shit andrew found in his google keep that he doesn't remember doing"
it's a screenshot of a Google Keep note, title "Khris Davis Averages per Game" and reads as follows.

0.19643 HR/G
0.48214 RBI/G
0.05357 SB/G
0.19643 BB/G
0.60714 K/G
0.17857 2B/G
0.30357 1B/G
0.67857 H/G

Projections over 162 Games:

32 HR
78 RBI
9 SB
32 BB
98 K
29 2B
49 1B
110 H

Done (clickable button to close out the note)
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
3 free points off it
the Nike logo except it says "Yike" and "Just don't do that."
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
its shocked pikachu. they are a small yellow creature with pointy ears that have a black tip; they have a red circle on each cheek, and beady black eyes; their mouth is agape in an expression of mock shock
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
for anyone in need of decent news, koko has discovered that if she lays on the electric heat pack, i will turn it on low for her, and she is loving it
it is my kitty, Koko; a short-hair torbie with brown/orange/black coloration and stripes reminsiscent of a smallmouth bass, with a white underside and pink/black toe beans. she is zonked out on top of a blue fabric-covered heating pad, which is placed on top of a pile of blankets, one of which is a navy blue Milwaukee Brewers blanket. behind her you can see a window, and a cpap machine
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
its the shocked pikachu meme, where a blurry pikachu standing next to brock's leg looks sarcastically shocked
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
yeah, for sure, man
pic inside the booth of the Seahawks-Panthers game. JJ Watt is on the left, Ian Eagle is on the right. CBS chyron below them has them labeled the opposite of their actual positions, which is funny because Ian Eagle is a small man and JJ Watt is a large man
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Phillies are signing Brad?? I thought he was a Tigers fan
screenshot of bluesky post from MLB Trade Rumors

article headline reads "Phillies Nearing Deal With Brad"
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
the Nike logo but it says

Yike. Just don't do that.
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
bugs bunny in a tux meme

i wish all hakeem jeffries a very fuck off and d*e
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
go home mlb the show, you're drunk
a screenshot of a free agent signing alert from MLB The Show video game, showing Clayton Kershaw signing with the Braves on a 3-year deal for $159.1M
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
all i can say is, Al Davis was right about Lane Kiffin
photograph from Raiders owner Al Davis' press conference after firing Lane Kiffin, in which he projected a letter to Kiffin on a screen and read aloud from it while detailing the ways in which Kiffin had disgraced the organization and called him a "professional liar"
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
it's shocked pikachu
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
"We have Peralta at home" Peralta at home:
LHP Sammy Peralta, #67, pitching for the White Sox
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I shall now be rooting for his downfall in addition to that of the angels organization as it stands
new angels manager kurt suzuki wearing a maga hat and getting a shoulder rub from trump. suzuki is smiling brightly and has his arms spread wide as if to embrace the naziism
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where the heck is saki?? @itzandybee.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Mike Burns
a player card for Mike Burns, pitcher, #47. his headshot is on the left, and the Milwaukee Brewers logo is on the right
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