iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 25/09/2026

It is a slightly amusing example of nominative determinism that the guy whose name is a quaint English word for 'fart' can't stop stinking out every space he's in. And that's his name, everyone just has to keep calling him President Fart

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 04/09/2026

finding out they updated GR Wildlands after 9 years: cool finding out that after 9 years they still didn't fix the microstutter:

black and white picture of Shifu from Kung Fu Panda who is looking very purturbed

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 31/08/2026

'easier than ever' bitch I am here. I am here looking at the box where the settings should be. you have taken them somewhere else so that I have to perform three errands to make the box appear on my phone instead

Advanced > Port Forwarding

Managing your home network settings is now easier than ever.
Please download the My Sky App to set up port forwards, among many other features and settings.

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 29/08/2026

just spent four hours soldering new microswitches and usb ports and finally put it all back together and nothing works. but it's boob day so

unfortunate signage in a shoe store window that reads "STOP WORKIN' START JERKIN'"

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 22/08/2026

I put grippy pads on my dualsense and now it calls me a good boy

a dualsense controller with a hot pink LED colour that has been wrapped in black patterned rubber for grip. If a controller could be a dominatrix it would look like this

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 06/08/2026

Trying to help my old mum buy a flashy new TV and everything has AI crammed into it, and always-on microphones, and motion detection, and

LIVE GUN REACTION. photo from inside a mouth showing the barrel of a gun pointing in it

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 06/08/2026

Also fantastic news <3 I have a keychron K0 numpad, it has a lot of buttons and I used an old keycap set to re-label all the buttons according to my bindings. It's no cyborg, but its so flat its helped my wrist a lot while working. A cyborg might be the next step... 😩

Photo of a Keychron K0 numpad. It has 25 buttons, which are labelled with seemingly random letters that I use for keybindings, as well as some macro buttons for layer operations. The buttons are cream, black, and orange.

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 03/08/2026

Describe this expression without using the words 'not bad'

A meme of Obama. He is making a face that expresses 'not bad'. Under it is written 'not bad'

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 02/08/2026

Finally getting the hang of it. Nephew's special edition xbox series X controller's all restored with brand new TMR sticks, and this time I didn't destroy it

Close-up photo of some very tidy solder joints on an Xbox Series X controller PCB

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 29/07/2026

What I learned: - I am bad at style experiments - I thought Shinkawa was great, turns out he's god-tier - Fucking around with brushes and effects is a lot of fun Zero for @typhon.monster #myart #furry #sfw

A tall and muscular anthro canid male stands with a long coat, looking to the right. He has a gigantic revolver in one hand, and the other is covered in scales and blood-red. He has a similarly draconic tail. He is wearing tactical gear under his coat. There is a frowny face sticker on the toe of his boot.

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 20/07/2026

I love Mike's rosy red cheeks after he's a few beers deep watching the most godawful schlock. Best of The Worst is my happy place

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 13/07/2026

Cheap window bug screen kits make excellent magnetic dust filters for computers. It's all designed to be cut to size. The front of mine is metal, but all the kits come with magnetic tape to affix them to window frames. It works great

Photo of the front of a computer case. It has a filter attached made from window bug screen materials

Photo showing the homemade dust filter being easily pulled off

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 11/07/2026

And the clear resentment to being called lazy and then not even bothering to notice or fix that the speech bubble yelling LAZY that also comes from him is just so chef's kiss

speech bubble with LAZY! in it. one of the tails is pointing from the innocent defenceless clearly honest AI prompter, which would mean he is also saying it too. Very easy to check and fix in about 40 seconds with a pen and tablet.

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 09/07/2026

You could do all of this stuff already. There is no simpler way than press button -> thing happens. What the fuck is this

MEET KEYCHRON AI IN BETA

"type what you want — the new assistant in Keychron Launcher takes care of the rest. Remap keys, tune lighting, build macros, and more, in plain language."

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 05/07/2026

wearing the woods in order to stand out from my luminous orange surroundings, for safety

a fucking selfie or something I'm SORRY okay

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 26/06/2026

Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?

Scary Squidward says PLEASE LET ME IN YOUR CIRCLE
I CAN BE TRUSTED WITH YOUR MOST SENSITIVE THOUGHTS AND EMOTIONS

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 24/06/2026

Benji beating the heat by getting extremely fucking sweaty and jacked (he/him) #myart #sketch #nsfw #benji

A low angle perspective shot of an anthro equine (sort of) character doing squats with a lot of weight on the bar. He is drenched in sweat, his balls are enormous and hitting the floor, as is his erection

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 14/06/2026

hey smart electronics people whats this part of a soldering station for huh

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 11/06/2026

Amazon making their new favicon almost exactly the same as AliExpress's is very funny to me

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 09/06/2026

this archmage just never stops cumming

thumbnail from a steam game update headline. "Secrets of the archmages FOURTH STREAM"

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 23/05/2026

I was trying to remove it My list of lost or departed bluetooth devices in windows continuing to grow because this fuckass OS cannot do anything properly

Soundcore Liberty 4 NC
That didn't work. Make sure your Bluetooth device is still discoverable, then try again.

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 12/05/2026

If grapey drew benji I might actually just fucking die. I would perish. cease to be. annihilation

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 09/05/2026

What an excellent period in time for my £210 RAM to completely die

Dialogue interface asking to choose a currency: £638.53, or US$836.99
the part number is for RAM

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🔞Benji, Vibe Assassin🔞 @itwont.fit · 03/05/2026

you can pry the em dash from my cold, dead fingers

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