Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Whoever snitched on Luigi Mangione while he was eating at McDonald’s, you’re the real villain here. 040
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Next week can someone make thick cheeks Thursday? #TCT 020
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024“I'm just gonna get gas in the morning." Is one of the worst decisions you make as an adult. 050
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Prince Charming on the streets, and a sex god in the sheets. 020
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Something I'm grateful for... My parents not having a Ring camera when I was in high school. 030
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 27/11/2024When he’s so fine you be just wanting to eat him. 021
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I don’t stuff turkeys, but I’ve mastered stuffing my boy, so close enough. 060
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Me going back for seconds (or thirds) at Thanksgiving like… 030
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Nothing irritates me more than showing up to work and seeing the place still standing. 2425
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up through shipping and handling 030
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I’m exactly where I want to be: home and away from everyone. 030
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I be eatin my boys ass and then sip on a crown bottle with the crew like it’s just another Friday night. 0130
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024For Thanksgiving, everybody gotta bring what they shaped like. Me: 🥔 1171
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I want to go out, but I also kind of want to stay in my room forever. 0121
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I enjoy having a job; it’s the going-to-work part that’s the problem. 0190
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024One thing about me.. if I don’t feel like talking, that phone’s not getting answered. 030
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Why can’t 8 hours of sleep last as long as 8 hours at work? 0275
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024My circle is so small, I don’t even need caller ID—I already know who it is. 080
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024How delusional am I? Every day I dream of winning the lottery… knowing full well I don’t even buy tickets. 380
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024My favorite outdoor activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them in. 0193
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Batman animated series had the best plots. The plots: 2100
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I could not be a therapist l'd want to see a picture of the person you're crying about. 1304
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I wanna have a Friendsgiving but I got like 3 friends & they can't even cook. 🦃😓 170
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024And yet again this morning, no one was standing next to my bed saying: "Your Royal Highness, here is your Mimosa"😤😤 081
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Monday will be here in like twenty minutes.🙄 0112
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024My boy was in a mood earlier, so I gave him some pole. Apparently, I’m a miracle worker. 0241
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024This is exactly what I picture when he hits me with the ‘🥺’ face. 1311
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024There’s no greater reward than watching his whole face light up after I call him a ‘good boy.’😏 140
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Can’t have any soft friends bc I talk a lil aggressively 😭. 020
Justin MF @itsthejustin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Damn, pole and hole already? You guys work fast. 🫣 070
