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@itsthecaptain.bsky.social

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old man he/they • ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ exceedingly normal about cartoon men 🪶 ao3.org/users/captaineo

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

shouted so loud I scared my cat #kh4

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

if atlus won’t let them date I will throw myself down a stairwell #p4r

screenshot from p4r trailer ft protag and yosuke at sunset, with yosuke saying “and i guess if someone had to see that, I’m glad it was you”

screenshot from p4r trailer ft protag and yosuke singing karaoke

screenshot from p4r trailer ft protag and yosuke baton pass with rainbow sparkles

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

completely forgot the most important part (psychoanalysis)

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I have no idea what this means but I love her boots, feel free to roast me

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

oops

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

…I had a vision

tomodachi life home screen welcome to blue lock island from mii isagi

mii itoshi rin saying “thanks for helping me and Sae get closer”

mii isagi yoichi and mii itoshi rin with a soccer ball

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

bonus pic of my cat wearing said tiny cowboy hat

pissed off cat wearing a tiny cowboy hat

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

happy steel ball run day to those who celebrate 🐎

pizza mozzarella, cowboy plates, steel balls (tangerines) and a tiny cowboy hat

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

oops my hand slipped

order confirmation for metaphor orchestra tickets because I have no self control

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

still thinking about the beach date

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

what a blessed moment in time

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I hate Sylvain I hate fire emblem heroes for dragging me back to this godforsaken mobile game to grind orbs to get 11 brave sylvains

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

finally started hundred line this week and am already deeply concerned for the person I will be 164 hours from now

how long to beat hour estimate for hundred line

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

merry christmas gaymers

merman christmas ornament complete with game controller and chest piece tattoo GAY MER

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

rosie my beloved…I would die for her

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

happy (belated) halloween here’s hornet as vincent valentine that I drew too close to the edge of my sketchbook

marker drawing of hornet from silksong cosplaying vincent valentine

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

happy last day of #sylvixweek2025 please enjoy some choice photos circa 2021 of my cat beating the shit out of sylvain

a very cute kitten destroys a plush sylvain gautier

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

was at the LA event tonight, they had this merch list!

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

happy #sylvixweek2025 day 5 - secrets! ft. a love spell (with a twist) and, of course, swords archiveofourown.org/works/72245171

love potion no. 69 by captaineo
Summary:
Felix keeps a secret. Unbeknownst to him, Sylvain's got one too.

“And, more importantly,” Sylvain continues, swinging the door open with a flourish, “I couldn’t possibly have wasted a single waking moment not being with you.”

He winks, sending Felix into a blind fury. If Felix had thought Sylvain winked a lot before this whole love spell business, he had another thing coming. It was becoming such a common occurrence that he was beginning to wonder if Sylvain actually had something stuck in his eye.

Sylvain laughs off his stupid line at Felix’s cold reaction. Apparently the romance magic has had no effect on Sylvain’s self awareness. Go figure.

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

also how are more people not talking about emu-turkey-chocobo rider class like ???

new fire emblem kid on a demented warrior chicken

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

can’t wait to have my life ruined by yet another white haired cartoon man

hot bastard from fire emblem fortune’s weave

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

without downloading anything new where are you mentally?

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

seeing cracker barrel trending & remembering the time I (korean) got xie xie’d by our white waiter

cracker barrel receipt with ‘thank you’ written in chinese

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

happy #ficwip5k! please enjoy the most absurd #fe3h fic that absolutely no one asked for - the #sylvix house hunters AU 🏘️

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

anyone else go completely feral for strohl's tattoo? no? just me? archiveofourown.org/works/68109751 #metaphor #strowill

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cap ⚔️ @itsthecaptain.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

after ?? years of writing and not finishing anything I watched all of moonrise in one day and something snapped then this happened archiveofourown.org/works/64653349 yap at me about moonrise

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