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Skeenita Baker

@itsstormy.bsky.social
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Stormy Witch of the South side of Oz 🥰 I talk about books, music, movies, tv, and love mostly. And whatever else crosses my mind 🫶🏽 I cuss a lot bc I can.

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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Where do I go to brag about the way this man is handling my body? I can’t tell my friends but my god on today I’m just mm mm mmmm about him. And he the same too.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I got my toes done today. How long before he notices?
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I been trying to figure out where I can speak on the fact that my 18yo is soo wee sidal and how I haven’t slept in three days… I have a support system but I’m a mess and I’m using the time she’s sleep to break down.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Terrible shooters. Terrible.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Looking at the latest news updates
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I just need one sex with multiple rounds
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My job is trying to force me to use the newer version of outlook and I don’t want to. I hate the new version so bad.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Recommended reading:
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Words that I said that I never thought I would say: “you didn’t realize that I was too good for you bc you thought I was a hoe”
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Thank you for making me feel less crazy
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Is it just me or does it feel like time is speeding up and things have been moving faster?
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’ve been giving one of my coworkers some unofficial doula support now that’s she is in post-birth/back-to-work. I think sometimes people get so focused on the new baby, they forget mama needs support and encouragement. So I make sure to check in on her and let her know she’s doing amazing
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
How can you blockade something that is already closed? Actually never mind.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I think a lot of people fail to be good parents simply because they don’t see their relationship with the children as a relationship with another living, thinking, feeling human being. People that suck as parents often suck in every other relationship they have. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If I have to fight all of heaven and hell to get her through this, the. that’s just what I’m going to have to do. I am a Black Woman and I am taking on the American Health System. Wish me luck!
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I’ve been so frustrated with this process because my daughter just turned 18. Like she’s legal adult but she’s not an adult. And some people are willing to help and other people, not so much. But I’m going to advocate for her and teach her how to advocate for herself.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It doesn’t matter what that man does, he opened the door for Israel to attack these other countries. First Palestine, now Lebanon. He opened the door for it to happen. And Israel is evil that they’re going to continue to attack people. They will never honor any cease-fire
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This has to be the ultimate worst timeline
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Me following international news this evening
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
And this is why Black Women can do no harm in my eyes and why I will always support their rights and their wrongs. My daughter has a long healing journey ahead of her but I’m gonna be with her every step of the way.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
But imma tell you who looked out and had my back every single time: Black Women. They understood the rules but they still gave me something to let me know what was going on because they saw another Black Woman, a Black Mother in distress over her child.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I had to have my daughter hospitalized last week. They put her on an 96-hour hold. She’s home now but that was the scariest shit I’ve ever been through. And it’s frustrating bc she’s 18 but like she’s a legal adult but she’s still a kid. And it was so much I didn’t know…
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It’s officially my birthday 🙂‍↕️🥰 happy birthday to me. Old bad bish tings.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I hate that offices have moved towards these open-space office plans. Bring back cubicles! Bring back dividers!
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I always get the absolute worst Uber Eats delivery people
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’m down real bad. I just hit my BD up for some peen. And I haven’t let this man touch me since 2014. Pimp down. Pimp in distress.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Crazy work 🙂‍↕️
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Stop encouraging me then
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I got some pants you can travel in
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Nah I’m just finna start releasing my intrusive thoughts. I ain’t sending no picture bc i plan to go into politics soon 😇
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’m finna start being SO weird then
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
LmaoooooAre you asking if they deserve to be sexually harassed bc yes they always deserve it 🧏🏽‍♀️
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’m curious. Men get weirdly sexually with women they just met so can I do it too? Do the rules work both ways? Can I send pics of Ms Perty 3 texts in? Can I say “I love yo lips, can I sit on em?” Asking for a ~friend~ 😉
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Anyways. I hope yall got yall black asses at home and out here trying to be a 2026 version of Crispus Attucks (bc you know that’s what they waiting for)
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I can’t believe that - in 2026 - niggas are still playing that fake nice guy shit. They play nice when they want something but as soon as they see you require effort, they turn into mean sobs
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Also Paul Wall acting like a grouper is the best thing ever lol
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I’m never gon get over the way she slid on this Like this is my walking theme song 😭
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Megan Thee Stallion - Bigger In Texas [Official Video]
YouTube video by Megan Thee Stallion
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Talking to God, Pt. 2
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I’ve always had a cursory knowledge about The Crusades but I decided to watch a documentary on it tonight. My understanding is that white folks just up and decided to”I’ll take that holy site and that holy site and make it mine and kill the locals.” That’s what I got from it.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I don’t wear eyelashes or mascara but every time I consider adding it to my makeup routine is right before allergy season starts.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I love my job but working with these incredibly intelligent people makes me want to bang my head against the wall. Bc they’re super smart but not very common sensey
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
And this is so much better than the Kendrick beef bc it’s a tag team match and then the son is like
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m loving the latest T.I. song. My guy said get in the booth or get in these streets, I ain’t got time for no innanet beef 🤣🤣🤣 REAL RAP IS BACK!!!!
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
And Tituss is in season two????
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Oh I just made it to season 2 and it… got… even better???? Why does stuff like this make me so happy
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I want some spaghetti but like Black people spaghetti
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I started watching Schmigadoon on Apple TV just for shits and giggles. It’s actually pretty good but you ~must~ love musicals to enjoy it. Oh and Lorne Michaels produces it.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I feel like the real reason than man™️ is sending 🧊 to the airports is bc he know them people over there 👉 are sending some people here to do what needs to be done. And I honestly hope they get the job done.
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Skeenita Baker @itsstormy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’m watching this price is right document and it spicy and messy af
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