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mr. big boy

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I don’t like boats and I’m nervous all the time

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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big ass cloud over the west end gave me pause and had me feeling grateful for a sunny weekend
big ass low ass laying cloud over the West End around 1pm today with a couple wee boats in English Bay
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Neil Diamond gotta write Sweet Caroline 2 to cover off when summer becomes fall
In a green jacket and black pants for some fall layersEnglish Bay at sunset kinda faking summerA cute little Japanese model van under a tree that’s turned full orangeA rainy Broadway and Fraser photo with a guy looking across the street this is the kind of photo that would have done numbers on 2010s Instagram
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#9albums row 1 adolescence row 2 university 20s row 3 in my 30s stride
9 albums featuring mariah carey, greenday, U2, the used, the strokes, the postal service, Phil Collins, Patti Labelle, misfits
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I always stumbled over ontological because it’s unnecessary most days but seeing someone describe the Atlanta Braves as ontologically evil has really locked in the definition. I love learning.
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s launch day for one of the largest projects of my career and I’m celebrating by refreshing my resumé 🙂‍↕️
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LinkedIn: Hell on earth. Missed in Dante’s original text. LinkedIn Premium prompting me to use AI to assess how I fit for the role: Knives…knives on the side of my face…HEAVING…
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw a gilded age townhouse near Rittenhouse in Philly that was $1.6M and the other day a 1BR loft in Gastown for $800K. Beautiful stuff.
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perfect day for Wonder Woman and my hairy tits
Reading George Perez’s Wonder Woman omnibus volume two with my entire hairy left tit hanging out but I’m wearing shorts concealed by the books because I’m still a man of integrity and energy
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
David Archuleta, love you down sister, but it’s too early to promo Christmas music diva
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having a little pineapple on pizza to commit social suicide in 2011
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some of the hottest men in Vancouver are working at the Italian café on Vine mamma mia
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s been a monstrous week but it is Take Out Friday™️ and I’m going to get nasty with it
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“At this point in the competition, the queens are underestimating me.” — a queen who’s consistently placed low
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Taylor Swift’s wedding and Ed Sheeran’s tour are like 2/3 harbingers for the end of a specific millennial
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me age 8: It was so cool when Guy Gardner got his ass beat Me age 41: It was so cool when Hal Jordan got his ass beat
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Been re-reading George Perez’s Wonder Woman these #comics are extremely Me-core like I was sprinting to the corner store every month for these
Pages from George Perez’s Wonder Woman run featuring Diana imprisoned by Circe
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The tiktok guy who does Vancouver posts saying he’ll work with TEAM in the municipal election because they’re the only ones who reached out is such an amazing example of both poster brain exceptionalism and failure to engage voters where they’re at I can’t stop thinking about it help me
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Passed a building that reminded me in painful detail of an embarrassing thing I said high in 2016 — until today 🙂‍↕️ one more crossed off the list
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Seeing Harry Styles promo because of Kylie and The Womack Sisters 🚨 gay 40s alert 🚨
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Renaming a PDF in its settings is my boulder and everyone else is the daily hill
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me: “And I’m fatter than I’ve ever been.” Friend: 😐 Me: “Which is a good thing.” Friend: 🥰
I bought a purple canvas jacket with a green Ralph Lauren Polo logo a few weeks ago and it’s finally decent weather to wear it so here I am in my lobby’s mirror in all black with the jacket
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#nw This really is the best Green Lantern media but I’m willing to change my mind if Lanterns keeps delivering the goods
Cover for Green Lantern animated series
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every once in a while I let out a sound so East Coast it stops my friends cold
Dialect map correctly revealing my Canadian ass grew up in New England
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hot with that hairline, I mean come on now
Selfie with my boyfriend at the beach he’s wearing a Drive shirt from the film and I have a Mariah Carey Pride shirt on
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Back at my desk after a full week with my boyfriend and I’m about to go insane
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m the youngest person at Coyote vs. Acme and this cinema also does not serve coffee 🫩
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I still feel like I’m missing a plot point with Bishop but both books are fun and Piotr with a sword had me moving #xmen
X-Men Outback 3 and Bishop 3
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They gotta start boarding the planes by seat number because there is a mass psychosis event happening every damn day with the zones
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sudden Death has everything but really should have played it as funny Die Hard all the way through when you’ve got Powers Boothe as the bad guy #LastFourWatched
Letterboxd last four: Totally Killer 3 stars, Dead End 4 stars, Sudden Death 3 stars, Wake Up Dead Man 4 stars
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“What was Dolly’s stance on this issue” “Was Marilyn Monroe anti-gun” “We don’t really know Eleanor of Acquitaine’s politics” “Artemisia I of Caria was real quiet on this issue”
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I like when people post the funny FB Marketplace items because they’re always wild and then I don’t ever have to look at Marketplace
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
DJ starts a Tina Turner power hour as I’m leaving. Feels targeted.
Nobody knows how sweaty I am oh my god it’s nasty if you touch my lower back
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pinball is so fun because I only need to spend $10 to warm up and then another $10 when I’m on a roll and then $30 on the beers and then I unplug the pinball because it’s insulted me
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thought about bringing a change of clothes and decided against it and now I’m so sweaty dog I’m so cooked from the inside out
Japanese Village in Little Tokyo
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not my worst not my best at Revenge Of and Walt’s. I will be playing for blood today. #pinball
Pokemon pinball score 43,083,690Stranger Things pinball score 38,144,120White Water pinball score 23,550,960
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly’s passing has me speaking like I never left the church
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Beautiful photo of Dolly on IG from baseballpix but it’s with the Yankees so out of respect for her I will not be reposting
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sweat dripping from my nose. Finger hovering over the keyboard.
LA Times Sunday crossword Lake A_al begging me to be nasty
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The duelling bike stereos on the Metro are going bar for bar with El Alfa and Benson Boone I just have to laugh
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One day i will ride the People Mover™️ to connect to my beloved Metro
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Drag Race S3 is so funny when they bring in someone like Susan Powter and only Raja or Manila react
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My big 3 are Gemini ☀️ (goofy) Virgo 🌙 (correct) Aries ⬆️ (horny)
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Love when a guy posts a before/after and I assume the fatter pic is the after. Much love on your journey brother but embrace being a fat guy.
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Time to dust this one off
X-Men 97 but with the Trixie Katya line “the whole hallway smells like cum”
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think the Québécois accent is perfect second only to Chiac
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
⚜️ Welcome back to anudder eppingsode of de Tank U Buddy Jackpot Podcass ⚜️
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
my Gainer Goku shirt being too small is probably nothing
standing in the mirror and tshirt has Goku housing a ramen bowl
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have this crazy affliction where I need to see every cock
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The hot guy with natural fangs has no lips to speak of so he’s permanently giving bear face anyway he has natural fangs and I’m so horny my vision is blurred
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mr. big boy @itsshandaleer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Losing my mind over the orange sun at dusk like wow nature is so beautiful we are so lucky and here are my tits
a very orange sun at dusk between the treesmy pale ass (torso and face not my real ass) sitting in the orange light it’s my favourite colour something fun and interesting about me
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