sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026totes and bags i sewed for my friends birthdays 🥰 0162
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ignore my fringe I got soaked and it went all wonky 1160
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026it’s been a hot minute since I actually took a selfie and was wearing makeup 4601
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026gonna tell her I put it in the AITA subreddit and show her the comments 090
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026honestly being on an allotment committee is no joke, this woman is insane. I’ve been on the phone with the council for days because of her, we have so many health and safety concerns that have turned into emergencies bc she won’t give up our associatations email/mailbox for me to do my role 😂 5290
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026never in my life seen bullshit like this 010
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Currently watching something on prime and I got hit with an ad of 5 minutes and now 6 fucking minutes ?! The hell is going on 2110
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026a colour harvest this morning, my fridge is overflowing the heck am i gonna do 3370
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026update: I’m about to ruin someone’s day and it’s not even 9am 5210
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026this absolute burn by Clemmy will sustain me for months. (The council stepped in because it was out of our hands) notice how M says 2 weeks, it turned into 2 months of her being AWOL and leaving us in the shit trying to find alternative ways to handle business without access to anything. 180
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I wish I could share the juicy stuff but legally I’d be in the shit 1130
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We have three condemned cabins because of rot, I can’t tell everyone because I can’t email everyone, I can only put up some signage on site, our gate code needs to be changed bc people have left on bad terms and vandalised the site, I can’t email anyone to tell them about a new code ! 1110
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026she’s the only one with access to our mailbox rn which I need in order to do my role, she shouldn’t even have access to it, only the secretary is allowed because of GDPR, she’s fucked our waiting lists, signed missives she’s not allowed to touch, and put the saftey of plotholders at risk 1120
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the council made me secretary of the site bc ours dropped out and our chairperson went awol for 2 months while we had ALOT of shit to deal with and she hates they gave me power, she’s threatened me with a SAR bc she wants to see why they’ve essentially gave me all the power which she won’t hand over 1150
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026there’s been SO much drama at my allotment, I’m on the committee so I have the juicy intel but I’m now also part of a coup so to speak and it’s the juiciest goss ever. It’s keep me so rejuvenated just watching sad power hungry little fucks getting absolutely roasted. 3360
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sneezed 3 time and pulled a muscle in my back, lads 30s isn’t what I thought it was gonna be Only reason it happened is bc I have broken ribs and was trying to avoid sneezing in a way that would’ve hurt me and ended up hurting myself anyway 4200
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’ve started telling men their fly is down when they stare at me for extended periods of time while walking toward me I don’t know why it’s so funny watching them panic trying to find the zip when it’s already zipped up. 1383
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 20/08/2026todays fortune cookie a man in flared low cut jeans with a visible boxer waistband and top too small for him will ruin your life today 1130
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 20/08/2026it has been a very shitty two days since, I haven’t huffed a flower or sunk my hands in dirt I can feel the serotonin leaving my body. out of sheer boredom i cut my fringe and will be hiding from the general public for 6 months now x 2160
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 18/08/2026my god i can hardly move this morning, sitting up in bed took 10 minutes 😑 270
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 17/08/2026confirmed broken rib and one below it fractured, elbow bone chipped and potential implant rupture 😑 I’m not allowed to garden for 6-8 weeks just as I’ve taken on a new plot ….. 9300
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Well think I’ve broke my ribs because some asshole wasn’t watching where he was going and forced me onto the pavement, it was raining heavily and my wheel slipped on the curb and which my ribs hit on the way down this feels similar to when I got my boobs done, can’t engage my torso at all rn 1220
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 14/08/2026a little bouquet for my friends new house 🏠 0240
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 26/07/2026a painful story i left this plane of existence and consulted my ancestors on how to react, i gasped and recoiled on the cold pavement 2210
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 15/07/2026lmao there’s a vigil for Ann Widdecombe right outside my window, should i throw cat shit at them ? 8621
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 15/07/2026posing with my garlic harvest the way men do with fish 🧄 5813
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I was kinda worried it was a domestic bun at first but apparently he’s just lonely 🥹 my heart 1220
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 08/07/2026this bunny has been trying to become friends with these swans babies for a few days and they keep chasing him away so he just sits at a distance chewing grass 🥹 2482
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 25/06/2026on facetime to my auntie, i’m in the scud, titties out, this heatwave is going to FUCKING kill me anyways i’m doing some laundry while we are chatting and it kept cutting off. apparently FaceTime has an anti nudity thing now? FREE THE TIDDIES 3271
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 13/06/2026i had fun screaming at bald nazis in town today, lost my voice however 2380
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 12/06/2026the Americans that cling so heavily to their weak Scottish heritage are now absolutely livid real Scottish people are playing bag pipes at 6am on their streets 😂 0261
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 10/06/2026he used “🥰” in general conversation with our group chat, i think we gottem, this is purely assumption, vibes and stereotyping rn 1120
sexy garden lady @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 10/06/2026i’ve been trying to pack our allotment site with queers the last two years and rid it of some of the white old men. the ritual is nearly complete, i’m just missing a confirmed homosexual. a new guy just took a plot and i have suspicions he is ONE OF US. 1341
