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I like this world, these people. I enjoy being caught in the tangle of their lives. outofstyle00.wordpress.com

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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
In case you are on the fence, this is my official endorsement of cats. Cats: they're good pets
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Please stand by I am purchasing a Monster energy drink at the local Ross
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Protests aren't campaign rallies for the midterms. People going to the protests can and should demand things from their representatives
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I just talked to the Gays of Hormuz. They're feeling a little neglected
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Writing a fanfic of katabasis where the MC is bad at school. It lasts 3 pages
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
One of the most radicalizing realizations for people who work with the material culture is that better things aren't just possible, they aren't even that hard
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I will never issue a gentle reminder. All of my reminders are post it notes on bricks thrown through windows. My friends all have personal Safelite reps
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Every morning I wake up and contemplate my orb. I fathom it's ancient mysteries. Then I go online,
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Going to the black market barbershop for an illegal trim
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Many people have the right idea but are very bad at making posts. I am muting them with the biggest amount of charity I can muster
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Every time someone inspects your passport they should be required to stamp it. TSA should at least give us pretty pictures
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Every day, I post a short poem. My latest is inspired by current events: outofstyle00.wordpress.com/2026/01/04/j...
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JUST ONE MORE COUP BRO THEY’LL TREAT US LIKE HEROES
The memories of pain :: push back death \\ Grave-flowers confront :: our greed for war \\ But, forgotten, the sick :: blooms spread– \\ When cemeteries go to seed :: death comes |||
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
If your sentence exceeds 50 words or three lines on the page, you may be required to diagram it by a court of law
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
If you like poetry, check out this sonnet about feeling overrun: wp.me/pfyiuK-pT
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SUNDAY BONUS: THE GAME IS LOST, THE FIGHT CONTINUES
There’s a white house out :: in the hot dark night \\The gravel lot is :: light and empty \\I don’t think it matters :: if I disappear tonight \\And I don’t know :: who would miss…
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
No human has an intuitive understanding of left and right. This is something only avians possess
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The shutdown was an excuse, not a reason, to go after SNAP. SNAP recipients have to re-apply either every 6 months or year. Onerous process, with almost no fraud. There are no shutdown-related requirement for SNAP renewal. But it would predictably result in low-income families going hungry.
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I'm at a sporting event, and everyone here is doing a song and dance number about their new medication. I'm dreading the side effect breakdowns
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
RIP J G Ballard you would have had a field day with the world in 2025
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Ok, it's time to unite this divided country. Time to acknowledge our shared values. It's time to release a Princess Bride Prequel miniseries on Amazon Prime
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Every day I log on and read an awful news story and people are like, "are you surprised?" Yes, I am surprised. I'm Always surprised. I'm the guy from memento
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
My inner eye is open. The fates have spoken to me. This is a matter of grave importance: In 3 decades, working out will be seen as wimpy. The most manly past time will be playing with yoyos
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Who up checking on they gyres
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Women are human beings, equal to men, and should be treated with dignity as fellow children of God. Any Christian that says otherwise is preaching heresy, and should stop before Christ departs from them.
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
My most controversial opinion to date: cyclists are cool
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I have found the perfect negotiation strategy: give up preemptively
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
What the fuck is an Ode. Someone needs to answer for their crimes
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
MAGA: Why isn't Trump releasing the Epstein files? Is it all over? Resist Libs: Comment 'TACO TUESDAY' if you know why Trump isn't releasing the Epstein files 😏😏😏 Breadtubers: Why everyone in Breadtube is fake and should be unalived (4:38:21)
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The futurists sure did publish a lot of manifestos, huh
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Poker face S3E1: POKERFACE: Ah yes, your convenient excuse of not remembering things since the incident, the, ah, whole tabula rasa of it all. But I'm sure you remember the little stroll around the pond last night, don't you? A LITERAL DUCK: Quack POKERFACE: Bullshit!
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Long COVID is to wellness influencers as the civil war was to psychics
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
More people should sing and dance their feelings out while walking places
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Can you climb to heaven on a mountain made of people you murdered? Some White House officials are saying yes.
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
One day, we won't have to defend trans people. We'll be able to celebrate when they come out, and everyone will be joyful
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Fun fact, this story about an AI acting like a human and causing a divorce was written around 6 years ago. It's hardly science fiction anymore! outofstyle00.wordpress.com/2025/06/16/s...
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STORY: “Living”
“It started the day Andy killed herself,” said Timothy Brickson. “It started the day of our wedding,” said his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Joy. They were talking about the same day–the day Andy’s AI …
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
People need to reclaim manifestos. I want to read a cafeteria worker's manifesto decrying spaghetti. Give me a manifesto about remastering video games. I want bullet points on proper barbershop quartet etiquette followed by "Long live the people! Down with the open fifth!"
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
All of these current events are making it very difficult to focus on finding cool art
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Check out this short story about a possible affair with an AI: outofstyle00.wordpress.com/2025/06/16/s...
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STORY: “Living”
“It started the day Andy killed herself,” said Timothy Brickson. “It started the day of our wedding,” said his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Joy. They were talking about the same day–the day Andy’s AI …
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
"Oh no the people around me can't take a joke!!" You know who else bombed their set? That's right, Jesus Christ
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Everyone online wants clicks, so I've been clicking on everything I can. My computer runs like something from 1992 and my company's IT department hates me
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
If you watch coverage of protests the right wing doesn't like, Fox News will always show a burning car. This is because they want to fuck cars.
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I have a question which can only be answered by the lying machine. We really dropped the ball when we made that the arbiter of all information
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Both of my enemies are fighting over the controls to the super eviscerator deluxe 5000. I don't think I need to step in. Surely one of them won't turn the super eviscerator deluxe 5000 on me after they're done
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Logging on and seeing 80+ yr olds trying to use hip new slang to spread funny politics memes is psychic warfare against me specifically
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Fuck it, religious post. A little known tenet of Christianity is that we aren't going back to a "perfect" past, but moving forward towards a redemptive future, something far better than we can even imagine. We are doing this with God. When I'm exhausted by today's suffering, I try to remember that
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Trying to remind myself that we live in the first day of the future. Ruin isn't inevitable
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Decided to cook everything low and slow now. Hamburgers take 6 hours, minimum. Pancakes are heated gently overnight. Sushi? You'd better believe --
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I travel back to 2001 to make the first "Whole foods? More like whole paycheck!" joke in Manhattan. I immediately lock eyes with another time traveller who came for the same reason. We are now mortal enemies
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
My most unpopular opinion is that young men are being hit by multiple cognito-hazards at once, at the same time as their economic prospects keep falling. They're not evil by nature, but they're being sold evil very effectively
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Rev @itsrev.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Ok, BUT What if we could solve this problem in a way that involves me buying myself a little treat
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