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@itspenguin.ca
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 05/08/2026
This is one of the few prints I have framed at my desk. Yes, based on the tumblr post.
Artistic ink drawing of a hand with several types of fungus growing out of it, with the text “Decay Exists as an extant form of life” around the hand.
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 14/06/2026
We have a gravel yard/quarry that does an open house every year with a BBQ and activities and it’s a tough race to see who’s more enthralled by it - the dads or the kids.
Different types of heavy equipment parked in a quarry yard while guests wander around
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 06/06/2026
Her older sister, Laika, has been very much missing her constant companion.
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 06/06/2026
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 06/06/2026
More photos
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 06/06/2026
My bestest girl, who unconditionally loved us her entire life, lost her battle with cancer two weeks ago, very suddenly. We’re absolutely devastated but made so many amazing memories. In between the first photo we ever took and her last photo is a lifetime of love.
First picture of our black and tan Shiba, Navi, as a puppy. Standing on a bed with one sassy paw forward. Navi’s last photo, waiting patiently on a chair at the vet’s for her chemo appointment. She passed a day later
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 18/04/2026
Thank you McDonald’s for this unintentional metaphor about healthcare access
Picture of a kids colouring sheet from McDonald’s, printed with a maze and showing the Ronald McDonald House at the center and families with sick kids at the maze entrances.
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 09/04/2026
My province has a public Visual Identity Manual and it has multiple pages of "Improper Use" open.alberta.ca/publications...
Three pages from the Government of Alberta's Visual Identity Manual showing dozens of Improper Use examples of the logo
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 09/04/2026
This
Crop from a Penny Arcade comic, with the character saying “my dark work will being. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth”
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 28/03/2026
Chemo week one complete, she’s doing well and is quite a bit more energetic then last week.
Black and tan Shiba Inu dog laying curled on a mat
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 22/02/2026
Correct
Large paper chart hanging in a school gym titled “11 Steps to Archery Success” and then lists the eleven steps which are Stance, Nick, Draw Hand Set, Bow Hand Set, Pre-Draw, Draw, Anchor, Aim, Shot Set-Up, Release, Follow Up/ Reflect
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 18/02/2026
I’m at a resort lobby bar in Cancun where someone is pirating the CBC feed on a laptop and it has attracted easily 100+ crammed in now, based on just the audio grabbing 🇨🇦’s attention as they pass
Laptop hooked up to a television, pirating a CBC Olympics feed
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 01/02/2026
Inside you there are two shibas
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 29/01/2026
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 24/01/2026
Because of her knee surgery a few months ago, her undercoat isn’t fully grown back yet so she comes in from outside shivering in these temps. First time I’ve seen a cold Shiba.
Brown Shiba Inu sitting on a dog bed, wrapped in a blanket with only her face showingBrown Shiba Inu sitting on a dog bed, wrapped in a blanket with only her face showing
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 20/01/2026
But…you literally can?
Screenshot of the item “aerith sex doll” with price highlighted.
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 15/01/2026
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 29/12/2025
Our Shibas continue to mock the concept of pet beds, just open defiance of norms and common sense.
A red Shiba Inu dog laying on the floor with her head resting on the edge of a dog bed, and a black&tan Shiba Inu laying on the floor beside the dog bed. Neither dog using the actual dog bed
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 27/11/2025
Omg the majestic shiba sprawl.
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 14/11/2025
Dec 15, 1987. Doesn’t appear to be any ones with the dad in the preceding or following week doing a snow dance.
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 13/11/2025
That article freaked me out so much, especially with a kid about to start school, that I went and found our reading curriculum documents.
Excerpt from the LearnAlberta webpage showing the Skills&Procedures and Knowledge sections for Grade 1 Comprehension section
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 11/11/2025
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 02/11/2025
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 15/10/2025
Flawless
Screenshot of an email from Microsoft’s email quarantine system about a spam email, which is shown as being from Microsoft with a subject line about GPT-5 features now available in Copilot, a product no-one asked for and no-one wants, so at least one thing at MS still works - the spam filters
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 09/10/2025
I am so so not the median here. This is just my personal phone
Screen shot of iOS Safari showing 174 tabs open.
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 26/09/2025
Some people abuse their support billionaire.
Picture of SoftBank founder Masayoshi Son, who’s support fuelled the insanity of the “unicorn era” of Silicon Valley including Uber and WeWork
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 26/08/2025
Every day we stray further from the light
Screenshot of Google search query for “what colour does a Smurf turn when you choke it out” showing no results
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 09/08/2025
We don’t own a cat
Picture of an orange cat at the deck of our houseOrange cat laying in our garden
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 07/08/2025
@zyla.top
screenshot of at twitter post from Aug 2020 from user @candid_canid which reads:
me: *at the store, rearranging items on the shelf into seven lines to reference a Tim Buckley comic*
loss prevention: sir im going to have to ask you to leave
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 29/06/2025
We missed the rain but got the shot.
Wide angle photo of two Shiba Inu dogs on the top of a small hill with a dramatic stormy sky in the background
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 20/06/2025
Paid member since aught-five, zero posts.
Screenshot of something awful member account page showing join date 2005 and zero posts
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 22/05/2025
@zyla.top what are your thoughts on this run of popes we’ve had?
Four images of the four most recent Popes, we are still grieving the loss
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 19/05/2025
Happy Leafs Elimination Day
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 18/05/2025
Screenshot from health app showing two recent shots of MMR
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 12/05/2025
Oilers with league average goaltending in 2016-2025
AI generated image of a collection of Stanley Cups with Edmonton Oilers logos on them.
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 09/05/2025
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Screenshot of a tweet that's become a meme about coyotes eating cats, but with Ocean and Fighter Jets photoshopped in. 

Full text reads:
My neighbor told me the ocean keep eating his fighter jets so I asked how many jets he has and he said he just goes to the Lockheed Martin and gets a new jet afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding fighter jets to the ocean and then his daughter started crying
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 07/05/2025
If someone asks me what being an Oilers fan is like, I will just show them this picture
photo of a TV showing the Oilers game, with the ESPN lower-third graphic saying “Oilers this postseason, 5th straight comeback win”
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 06/05/2025
Photobucket’s stock image for “sorry this image is current Unavailable”
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 06/05/2025
@zyla.top I wasn’t good at geometry in school, does this seem like anything?
A jpg
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 30/04/2025
Majestic, unbothered, not refreshing election websites.
Very distant shot of a small hilSlightly zoomed picture of the same hill, possibly two figures on the crest Zoomed in shot of the same hill, the figures are shown to be two Shiba Inu dogs on the crestPicture taken at the base of the small hill, with the two Shiba Inu dogs staring at the photographer
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 29/04/2025
Those madlads actually did it!
Screenshot of a Bluesky exchange from 19 days prior to this skeet, saying that PP could lose his seat
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 28/04/2025
Sums it up:
Screenshot of two iPhone notifications, lower one showing a Bedtime Reminder from 57min in the past and upper one showing a Sportsnet notification detailing an Edmonton Oilers game winning goal in overtime, 1min in the past
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 28/04/2025
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about
Photo of the DVD box set of Space: Above And Beyond tv series. The box jokingly says “the complete series”, when it was cancelled after one season
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 12/04/2025
My town has been putting these awesome bat boxes up around all the drainage ponds. I love them so much.
A 12’ wooden pole with a black bat box on the top, with a wooden bat icon on the front. Pole is located beside a municipal drainage pond in a community green space.
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 12/04/2025
This is the only border patrol, goods inspection, and tariff process that’s recognized in this house.
Two Shiba Inu dogs doing a sniff-based inspection on a large bag of dog kibble laying on the floor of the entryway
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 10/04/2025
The idle lifestyle of a creature unburdened by thoughts of tariffs or water pressure. The only thought in that cat-like brain: food, the acquisition and consumption of.
Red-coated Shiba Inu dog laying on a bed, facing the camera
Red coated Shiba Inu dog in the kitchen, on her hind legs attempting to reach the countertop where the precious food is hiding
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 05/04/2025
Well thanks to recent PSA threads on here from @rahaeli.bsky.social and @astrokatie.com I had my MMR titers checked this week and uhhh, not great! (Born between 81-89). Booking that booster right now 😬
Rubella serology blood test result showing abnormal, low valueMumps serology blood test result showing abnormal, negative valueMeasles serology blood test result showing abnormal, negative value
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 02/04/2025
With regrets to my friend @bryne.bsky.social, we must break out your masterpiece again
Half submerged road sign on flooded residential street, with the visible part of the sign reading “But her emails” as the rest vanishes below the murky waters
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 02/04/2025
Oof this timeline placement
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Chris @itspenguin.ca · 30/03/2025
Apple Photos kicked back a great “on this day” from 2016: a fantastic example of the Shiba’s ‘I Need To Stretch But Also I Ain’t Getting Up’ pose series
Shiba Inu dog laying on her side, forelegs curled inwards about to stretch outShiba Inu dog laying on her side, forelegs curled inwards about to stretch outShiba Inu dog laying on her side, forelegs stretched straight out
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