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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I want to live to be 150 years old ao I can enjoy watching ICE agents being sent to prison in the year 2100.

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Just Bob 51 @bob-garner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Files still not released.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm old enough to remember the tagline, "Where's the beef?" Now it's, "Where's the beef from?

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

What 8647 really means: The president's IQ is somewhere between 86 and 47.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

What's the difference between the convicted felons in schtumpf's orbit and everyone else who isn't a convicted felon? . . . . . . . . . . . They just haven't been convicted yet.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

In a world full of whatever, be a Dolly Parton.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Wordle 1,889 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

There once was a fascist named Fine Whose face looked like a land mine It could be debated that it already detonated It's insulting pigs if you call him a swine.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I've heard of sleeping your way to the top, but I guess when that doesn't work out, sleeping to the bottom is your only option!

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Sometimes you gotta break the rules! There once was a pedophile & rapist named Andrew Who is finally where he belongs-in a SHU He's drinking "poisoned" water 'Cause he raped someone's daughter If for no other reason, he belongs there because of the outfit he was wearing when he got arrested.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

You want lunch at La Taqueria? You might want to bring a snack!

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

This is cooler than Mitch McConnell's corpse!

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

When you go to the yard but forgot your glasses

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I'm 15 pages into what appears to be an excellent biography about Bo Belinsky. The first chapter is an interview with his mom, who grew up pretty poor in Trenton, New Jersey. She's hilarious!!

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

There once was a death that was scheduled And once again, only magats will be fooled They'll be shook to the core Come August 4 When since June the body's been cooled. #limerick

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

There once was a magat named Scott who said he talked to McConnell, but did not We all know Mitch died And on CNN Scott lied He should be fired on the spot. #limerick

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

It's been 105 degrees around here the last couple of days and I've had enough!

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

He's still dead. Have not seen a reputable source saying otherwise.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

BROKEN NEWS: Moscow Mitch is still dead.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

There once was a statement which read "Moscow Mitch McConnell's not dead" Accompanied by A photo with AI Less believable than anything Scott Jennings ever said #limerick

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I've not been paying much attention to the news today. Is it true trump's dog died?

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

BROKEN NEWS (future edition, dated 2038) Mitch McConnell, approaching his 100th birthday, remains hospitalized after being taken there by ambulance in June 2026, filed to run for re-election. He informed Scott Jennings of his decision in a nearly 20 minute phone call yesterday.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I have confirmed that EVERYBODY has spoken to Mitch today. Not one person responded to say they didn't.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

There once was a phone call with Mitch I said "Where in China is your bitch?" not once did he balk 20 minutes did I talk To be fair, he didn't even glitch! #limerick

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

There once was a senator who died And all of his staff members have lied His wife wasn't cryin-a While flying to China When asked, "My mission's complete." She replied. #limerick

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

When the family dog starts practicing yoga

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Can you imagine a Republican - ANY Republican - doing this? They're too busy either raping children or protecting child rapists.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Met a new friend on my walktonight!

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I don't know about you, but I 'm beginning to think this whole deflection pool fiasco might be a way of keeping attention away from the Epstein files.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

There once was an algae filled pool Thanks to a dementia addled fool Built for reflecting Redone for deflecting From the little girls he so often drools.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Working on my Reflection Pond Playlist Pond Scum Blue - Neil Diamond Don't It Make My Green Pond Blue - Crystal Gayle Green Yodel #9 - Jimmie Rodgers It IS Easy Being Green - Kermit the Frog What's it all about, Algae? - Johnny Mathis

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The most surprising thing about the hat freakout is that Rob Schneider is pretending to be a Christian!!

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

This is going to be great to use with only 1 or 2 word changes in a couple of months or years if we're unlucky.

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Jojo @newmexicojo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Great news. Every state should follow suit!

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I would love it if someone found some dirt on Jared Polis that would get him sent to prison.

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Why aren't prominent Democrats and the media bringing up all the crimes committed since being pardoned by the current president?

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

We are now at #4 of my 100 most listened to albums of 2025! Jimmie Vaughan Baby, Please Come Home youtu.be/Ca5NCga8FOE?...

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No One to Talk to (But the Blues)

YouTube video by Jimmie Vaughan - Topic

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Mooooooooose @itsmooooooooose.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

By popular demand, continuing my countdown of my most listened to albums of 2025. Tied at #5 is Deep Clean Your Spleen by Antsy McClain & the Perpetrators of Love Sadly, no songs from this album are available on youtube, but this spoken word piece is. It's your lucky day!! youtu.be/yAw9uaAOMqo?...

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The Wreck of The Marcia Brady

YouTube video by Antsy McClain

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