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Miranda Marie

@itsmirdaaa.bsky.social
2.9K followers 1.4K following 11K posts

NFL and Politics, Mostly 🗣️ Sports(GoPackGo🧀/Hokies🦃) Funny things. Fitness. Human rights. Beer. Reality TV. YOLO’ing.Those are a few of my favorite things. Ally always 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏼❤️ RVA 📍

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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 1h
IT WORKED!!!! That offense looked sharp! 🧀
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 6h
Gotta get the vibes right to pump myself up for this afternoon 😭
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 6h
Sorry neighbors
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 18h
Brought one of my plants up into my room and the vibe is 🤌🏼
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 19h
On that note, this TikTok spoke to me. Ahead of tomorrow…
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 23h
This guy checked on me after I fell down a staircase at my bestie’s 21st birthday party. Hi Eddie!
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Vonte giving sermons
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hot DAMN, Theresa
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Been up since 1:45
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Went for the sunset and fun pics of the birthday girl-WAS SURPRISED WITH A CUTE LIL BUN BUN who came and said hi to me. 🥹 🐰
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How do I have an 11 year old 🥹 my whole entire world 💕
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHA coming to a Foot Finders near you apparently
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nightmare fuel
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Almost wept when I opened up my daughter’s backpack and saw what library book she chose to check out 🥹
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love checking in on Facebook burner
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Babe, look! It’s all commercials during Sunday Ticket multiview! 🥰
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kid got a hold of my fire stick remote earlier and I guess a big fan of Shakira
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Slay
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Those socialist pieces of shit are trying to give my kid free handouts? Absolutely the fuck not.
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A COMPETENT LINE CAN’T WAIT EITHER
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You promise?
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got my mom a little pick-me-up to put outside her house. And she loves it 🥰 (Zoom in to the flag) #8647
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🙋🏼‍♀️
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Where’s the booze?”
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤢🤢
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lmao
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You respect the Sun Belt next time , ya heard
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ay what up welfare queenssssssss
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was in my mailbox and I was like WTF I was never in a GD sorority. 🤢 It came to the last owner. I’ve lived here for nearly 9 years.
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sure, Jan.
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Omg i can’t wait to wear all of my cute fall outfits! 🍂 Me:
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Found another one and I’m howling
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FATHER
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve seen a lot of posts about what gives women the ick and I’ve compiled the ones that made me cackle loudly
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gameday coffee 🎉💚
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Made a wildly impulsive purchase today. A framed, commissioned photo of my dog 🫠 why am I like this?
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Miranda, if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” K.
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here goes nothing! Go Pack Go 💚💛
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You guys these make me audibly chortle
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me in 4 hours
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh of fucking course
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In this economy, Michelle? You’re off your rocker. I put up the fall wreath I’ve had since 2016 and calling it a day. 💃🏼
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Grunk when his left tackle is down #HOKIES
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m tired, but go Hokies (in an hour) 🫠 🍻
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Super late birthday celly and you know I only will elect to day drink. 🍺
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Omg my daughter’s being indoctrinated in 5th grade! They’re going to teach about our trip to the moon!
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@emmaadella.bsky.social 😭😭 a more straight-to-the-point handle
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Miranda Marie @itsmirdaaa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Laughing like a fucking hyena
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