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@itsme.lgbt
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NSFW! Chicago. Queer, Star Trek, cats, CRJ, tech, wine, hgtv, cruises, being at a pool next to a beach, etc. Black Trans Lives Matter. Free Palestine

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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 06/10/2026
This episode is going to be bonkers
Hasan Piker and Ziwe in Ziwe's studio
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 30/09/2026
I wanna be a slutty sea slug
Microscopic sea slug with bright translucent pink, yellow, and blue coloring
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 29/09/2026
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 27/09/2026
Sundayyyyyy
Naked mirror selfie
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 26/09/2026
Me in the red underwear
Part of a phone's home screen with text "go Packed" in the notification bar
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 26/09/2026
Me in 2016 asking my doctor about truvada
Part of a phone's home screen with text "go Prepping" in the notification bar
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 24/09/2026
je téléphone a la police
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 23/09/2026
Naperville getting freaky
Tiktok screenshot of a man getting his hair shampooed
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 11/09/2026
Brenda bat is alive! She's moved a little bit. Hopefully with the sun going down she'll fly off, but not before feasting on some bugs.
A bat on the ground
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 11/09/2026
Uhhhh is this a bat on my balcony? Wtf do I do with whatever this is?
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 10/09/2026
Golden Girls 🤝 Carly Rae Jepsen Cheesecake
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 05/09/2026
Him "let's get away" Me "I know a place"
Carly Rae Jepsen songs with Away in the title
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 04/09/2026
they're are all gorgeous but these two girlies I am in love with
two skeins (I think that's what they're called) of multicolored yarn
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 03/09/2026
Timeline cleanse sorry for being grumpy while feeling blah. Look how cute Zephyr is. He's taking a little nap on the couch after a long day of napping on my lap. Kitties are the best 😻😻
Zephyr, a mackerel tabby cat, sleeping peacefully on a blue sofa
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 03/09/2026
never again (this was already the second time)
Map of the restaurant crossed out
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 01/09/2026
Trying to find a man like this dyson toothbrush
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 31/08/2026
Edging at edge fest with Foxy and @highfalutin.bsky.social
Three middle aged gay men
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 28/08/2026
Hi!
Naked mirror selfie
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 24/08/2026
Show me your undies 🥺🥺🥺
Me in green underwear
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 21/08/2026
Yeahhhhhhh I'm rich!
Text message "Howell v Bumble Inc Settlement Administrator sent you $89.94"
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 21/08/2026
lmao
screenshot showing the same skeet twice
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 21/08/2026
Don't judge the tikka pasta it was free!
List of items ordered, it's a lot
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 20/08/2026
My biggest enemy is me pop a (because I'm still working but it's my doing this time)
Computer clock showing 9:11 PM
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 15/08/2026
Oh! Come join me for peace and quiet then
A well manicured beach on Lake Michigan
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 15/08/2026
First thing played on my new ~foldable~ phone
Play music screenshot, Don't Leave Me On The Dancefloor by Carly Rae Jepsen is playing.Just opened box of a Galaxy Z Fold 8 in Pistachio
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 11/08/2026
Stark contrast to the weekend!
Wide angle view of Hollywood Beach in Chicago
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 09/08/2026
Insta vs bsky
Naked mirror selfie. Dick is slyly obscured but visibleFull nude selfie
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 06/08/2026
marked safe from going to canada without getting together with brady
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 05/08/2026
haven't tried those but let me tell you these are almost too good
Quest protein chips, spicy sweet chili flavor
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 29/07/2026
New Wednesday best!
NYT crossword screenshot. 6:35
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 26/07/2026
Pretty enough for y'all?
Hard dick in bedHard dick with a little bit of precum
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 19/07/2026
At the @ptklein.com bar
Selfie with a tv in the background showing "glizzy gobbler"
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 17/07/2026
Haven't done a Friday post in a while
Mirror selfie wearing yellow underwear Hard dick
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 12/07/2026
Sundays
Naked bathroom mirror selfie
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 10/07/2026
amirite
tgif logo from abc (late 90s style)
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 08/07/2026
Container of Wendy's spicy chicken nuggets
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 03/07/2026
Beginning, middle, and end
Naked selfieShirtless selfieFully dressed selfie
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 25/06/2026
just wanted some attention
Naked in the mirror flexing armAnd the butt
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 24/06/2026
Watching my castle show over lunch and…
"What if we did that Japanese technique of painting it gold""on the crack? Kintsugi."
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 24/06/2026
Current obsession: the lifeguard(s?) in the lake with an umbrella.
A lifeguard (or possibly two) in a rowboat in Lake Michigan under an umbrella.
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 24/06/2026
I'm cursing whoever decided this was the best way to install the old closet system. Then after poking a million holes they used drywall anchors anyway.
Drywall with dozens of holes poked where someone tried to find the studs Same thing zoomed out
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 19/06/2026
Throwback to last week when it was warmer
Naked on a lounge chair
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 11/06/2026
This is also my petition to be added to other kinds of groups
Naked, flexing my skinny little arm in an plane bathroom with an erectionNaked in a plane bathroom with a semi
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 11/06/2026
This is my petition to be added to your groups
I'm outside in a beautiful garden wearing a dark suit with bright sort of flowery patterns on it and holding a glass of champagneMe in a beautiful forest with a small pond behind me
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 11/06/2026
Mood
Zephyr sleeping with his head tilted backward resting on my leg
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 08/06/2026
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 07/06/2026
Sorry I've been slacking here lately. Here's something from Dublin
Naked in a hotel bathroomNaked and flexing my arm pretending like I have a muscle
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 01/06/2026
My bed's sleep tracking just informed me that my heart rate was very high and total time sleeping was low last night. How to tell the app that it was measuring a 17 year old cat…? Anyway here's a cute picture the cat sitter sent!
Zephyr sitting on a bed with a colorful duvet
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 01/06/2026
Let's go!
Meal on a plane. Wuthering Heights is on the screen
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it's me @itsme.lgbt · 29/05/2026
Did you clear this with Capri Sun's legal team first? The name is very close and might confuse all the consumers you seem to think are too stupid to spot obvious differences.
Capri Sun Pacific Cooler pack
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