itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 3hScott Bessent should just punch him out, that would be so amazing, just cold-cock him ( no pun intended ) 🥊 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 4hwhy didn't he say, "I'm the VP, not Scott Bessent" - oh, that's right, he's a total piece of garbage 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026nah, The Hoff has way nicer calves, look at those birdie legs - must be skipping leg day 130
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Amazing stuff, especially if familiar with those old 'after school specials', it's very much a parody of that form - a brilliant satire 010
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026What an entirely sane thing for a president to do, yes indeed 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i wish i were Frog, but am so totally Toad 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026see, its NOT creepy and gross, because I pretended to NOT say it; like when I call someone fat by pretending that I'm telling someone else not to do that! I'm so very brilliant and mature! 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Me too, i am also kamala harris' husband 020
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026a mystery worthy of the Hardy Boys, right? golly, who would have taken it!? sure wouldn't be anyone in this honorable and trustworthy administration 120
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026um, no, what does it ACTUALLY mean in real life, JD? Playing dum like this ( oops, dumB - just learned that! ) - is insulting, honestly 010
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026he loved that cherry smash vape juice more than you 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh heck yeah- I'm of age to have inherited a few by now, I have at least two, maybe 3... Fun tools that are made to last 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Steve Reeves would fucking hate trump 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Seriously! Like the change of one of the state's senators party will fundamentally change every aspect of their silly lives! - absolutely apocalyptic change ( for the better ) 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026for an alleged Wharton grad, he really seems to have absolutely no clue how the economy works, it's wild 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my diminished glutes are not amusing, please refrain from mocking them 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Example 10,456,256,356 of proof that Republicans only 'humor' relies on slurs, violence, insults, misogyny, racism, always punching down. Gosh, why are there so few funny Republicans? 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was saying boo-oocestatic.klipy.comSimpson Balthazar Says Cowabunga, DudesALT: Simpson Balthazar Says Cowabunga, Dudes 010
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hope Kegbreath makes that beardo shave, and stop with the makeup, too 010
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026most people don't know that, I'm told 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Stealing from us until her last day on the job, very dedicated to the grift 030
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Black dogs are the best!! Here's my dude 1150
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"he claimed later to have been at a different game" - um, yes, and factually WAS at a diff game, but no need to mention that part 010
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jimothy has better posture than this asshole 001
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i think we can all agree on this 010
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026so sorry to hear it 😔 - my chiweenie and I send you peaceful loving vibes 110
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'd opt to spell something wrong to make room for it 020
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Indeed, true fans know John Deacon was the real genius and creative force 150
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's because you always say 'hey guys the foods here!' when you're getting it, like I also do 020
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026She absolutely loves that guy so much! Just look at the adoration in her loving gaze, what we all wish we had 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026imagine if he just...scuttled off. Just took off,no warning, nobody knows where he went. Just fucking left, how great that would be 150
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I actually did wear the the onion on my belt back then too 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026 for real... I've been on a few 'enhanced' bike rides that could have been my very last ever, but were an absolute blast, of course - night riding, zooming fast down dark trails around the MN river valley, ah those were the days 000
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026see, being super rich makes people happy 0120
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it is a distinctly un-sexy time to be here on Earth 140
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026such great dignity, truly makes you proud, right? What's funnier is that he thinks anyone there respects him 010
itsmanbearpig.bsky.social @itsmanbearpig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026combine this with the cursed speed-up rules, and it's more that is just ruining the experience. How can a ballpark draft beer EVER be more than $10?? Get you in the door, take all your money and push you out after 2 hours 15 minutes 010
