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@itsgonnabe.bsky.social
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Tattoo artist and writer Local urban legend. Feral orc goblin creature.

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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Are you in a headspace to recieve an interactive visual novel right now
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
at the function huffing hydrocarbons unknown to medical science in an attempt to kill enough brain cells that big bang theory big bang theory becomes funny to me
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
catching another autistic friend's vocal stim like its an std
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Can't even say 'good girl' when petting an actual dog anymore without sounding like a pervert I hate the internet sometimes
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
drinking 8 beers and then searching "huge sword" on ebay
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
got a tummy ache just farted so loud my cat looked afraid for my wellbeing
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
wyd if you go on a date to a karaoke bar and they do a hamilton song
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
she zyrtec on my histamine till I stop sneezing
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
damn, grey's anatomy is pretty good, maybe women are onto something here
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
*dehydrated, no breakfast, 4 hours of sleep, 3 coffees.* "Idk what it is, I just feel a little off today"
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Putting this on my battle jacket before pulling up to the local basement grindcore and powerviolence shows
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
got so homesick I literally just googled "Arcata, CA" and started scrolling through google images. A photo showed up of the street I used to live on and I started sobbing.
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
whole family of asian tourists who don't seem to speak english just walked into the gay bar. The dad is looking around like
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a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes .
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
perry the platypus and dr doofenshmirtz toxic yaoi
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
putting swlf esteem by the offspring as my anthem on tinder
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
blinking straight technology off the dhgate yartjamin before I clock in for my 12 hour shift at the pain and suffering factory
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
buying some of this before civil unrest breaks out so I can do warzone photojournalism on it
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I think ghost does a lot for the public image of satanism by being so corny that it's impossible to claim that they're evil with a straight face
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Being a stem major is weird because I feel the same wave of nostalgia for texas instruments graphing calculators that I feel for my gameboy color, but I have to remember that they also make missile guidance systems
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
women will be like "I find it really triggering when you lie, say mean things, and invalidate my emotions, I would prefer if you didn't do that" and men will be like "damn, this bitch crazy, always blowing up for no reason."
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
twilight satisfies teenage girls' innate desire for an emotionally stunted, significantly older boyfriend
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
took my girl to fivebelow off the anesthesia to get sanrio plushies becsuse she was very brave at the dentist
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
edward cullen be like "technically the term is ephebophile"
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Republican cosmic horror about the incomprehensible elder gods that control the forces of the universe (basic sociology and economy textbooks)
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
every time I hear straight people talking about anal, I feel like I'm watching the SAW 2 needle pit scene
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
super surreal feeling holding $1500 cash, feeling like it's a lot of money, and then realizing it wouldn't come close to covering a month's rent on a 2 bedroom apartment in my city
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Scrolling through Instagram commenting "would" under everyone's mothers day posts
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Committing an armed robbery in this hoodie
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Identifying which social media rabithole psyop strangers have been consumed by based on their grocery store carts
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
gas station I just stopped at is remarkably robbable
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
not now honey, mommy is gigafried off that skrong
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Homosexuality is unnatural? Then why do men have prostate problems if they don't get fucked in the ass enough?
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
today I will contract legionnaires disease due to reduced health and safety regulations to own the libs
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Why does this shot look straight out of a Scorsese movie
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Just got some 🔥🔥🔥 in the mail
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I love finding bobby pins and hair clips around my room. An angel shed some feathers here.
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
My dad works from home and I have calculated that he makes about 60k a year from hours spent playing fortnite. I love that for him so much
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
getting road rage at a traffic jam and screaming "fucking idiot," not at the driver in front of me, but at the civil engineer who designed such a dogshit intersection
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
just seen an old man absolutely going to town on a burger while the default iPhone ringtone blared out of his pocket. not even the slightest reaction to it. I aspire to that level of peace
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I really miss music made by white boys on heroin
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Why do people making plans to wheatpaste and feed the homeless have better opsec than the US executive branch
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Donald Trump d*es, and then everyone in Washington DC gets together to sing No One Mourns The Wicked. Hillary clinton comes down in a hellicopter and starts telling everyone about their whimsical adventures in boarding school together
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Being a tattoo artist is so weird sometimes. Why am I shaving the homie's pubes at 11am
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Angel numbers 🥰😍💖
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Daily affirmations: -I am going to die -Nothing will ever fill that hole inside me -I cannot drink enough to ease the pain -I will never be good enough -I will lose everything I love -Fuck it, we ball (this is completely unironic, I am a buddhist)
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
While my partner is at work all day, I do the important task of foraging for the best instagram reels to fill her inbox
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Just saw a middle aged couple hit one of these in the cheese aisle at the grocery store
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I judge the hell out of people's purchases when I'm in line at the grocery store
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The frontal lobe thing is so real I turned 25 and all of a sudden I like wine and radiohead sounds good to me
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May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
ur in her dms I'm in her chess. com inbox
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