May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Are you in a headspace to recieve an interactive visual novel right now 010
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 25/09/2025at the function huffing hydrocarbons unknown to medical science in an attempt to kill enough brain cells that big bang theory big bang theory becomes funny to me 020
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 25/09/2025catching another autistic friend's vocal stim like its an std 010
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Can't even say 'good girl' when petting an actual dog anymore without sounding like a pervert I hate the internet sometimes 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 19/08/2025got a tummy ache just farted so loud my cat looked afraid for my wellbeing 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 19/08/2025wyd if you go on a date to a karaoke bar and they do a hamilton song 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 15/07/2025damn, grey's anatomy is pretty good, maybe women are onto something here 010
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 09/07/2025*dehydrated, no breakfast, 4 hours of sleep, 3 coffees.* "Idk what it is, I just feel a little off today" 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Putting this on my battle jacket before pulling up to the local basement grindcore and powerviolence shows 010
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 30/06/2025got so homesick I literally just googled "Arcata, CA" and started scrolling through google images. A photo showed up of the street I used to live on and I started sobbing. 010
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 10/06/2025whole family of asian tourists who don't seem to speak english just walked into the gay bar. The dad is looking around likemedia.tenor.coma close up of a cat 's face with big eyes .ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes . 020
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 08/06/2025putting swlf esteem by the offspring as my anthem on tinder 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 06/06/2025blinking straight technology off the dhgate yartjamin before I clock in for my 12 hour shift at the pain and suffering factory 011
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 05/06/2025buying some of this before civil unrest breaks out so I can do warzone photojournalism on it 020
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I think ghost does a lot for the public image of satanism by being so corny that it's impossible to claim that they're evil with a straight face 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Being a stem major is weird because I feel the same wave of nostalgia for texas instruments graphing calculators that I feel for my gameboy color, but I have to remember that they also make missile guidance systems 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 16/05/2025women will be like "I find it really triggering when you lie, say mean things, and invalidate my emotions, I would prefer if you didn't do that" and men will be like "damn, this bitch crazy, always blowing up for no reason." 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 14/05/2025twilight satisfies teenage girls' innate desire for an emotionally stunted, significantly older boyfriend 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 14/05/2025took my girl to fivebelow off the anesthesia to get sanrio plushies becsuse she was very brave at the dentist 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 14/05/2025edward cullen be like "technically the term is ephebophile" 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Republican cosmic horror about the incomprehensible elder gods that control the forces of the universe (basic sociology and economy textbooks) 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 13/05/2025every time I hear straight people talking about anal, I feel like I'm watching the SAW 2 needle pit scene 010
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 13/05/2025super surreal feeling holding $1500 cash, feeling like it's a lot of money, and then realizing it wouldn't come close to covering a month's rent on a 2 bedroom apartment in my city 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Scrolling through Instagram commenting "would" under everyone's mothers day posts 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Identifying which social media rabithole psyop strangers have been consumed by based on their grocery store carts 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Homosexuality is unnatural? Then why do men have prostate problems if they don't get fucked in the ass enough? 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 24/04/2025today I will contract legionnaires disease due to reduced health and safety regulations to own the libs 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I love finding bobby pins and hair clips around my room. An angel shed some feathers here. 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 15/04/2025My dad works from home and I have calculated that he makes about 60k a year from hours spent playing fortnite. I love that for him so much 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 14/04/2025getting road rage at a traffic jam and screaming "fucking idiot," not at the driver in front of me, but at the civil engineer who designed such a dogshit intersection 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 08/04/2025just seen an old man absolutely going to town on a burger while the default iPhone ringtone blared out of his pocket. not even the slightest reaction to it. I aspire to that level of peace 010
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Why do people making plans to wheatpaste and feed the homeless have better opsec than the US executive branch 010
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Donald Trump d*es, and then everyone in Washington DC gets together to sing No One Mourns The Wicked. Hillary clinton comes down in a hellicopter and starts telling everyone about their whimsical adventures in boarding school together 010
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Being a tattoo artist is so weird sometimes. Why am I shaving the homie's pubes at 11am 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Daily affirmations: -I am going to die -Nothing will ever fill that hole inside me -I cannot drink enough to ease the pain -I will never be good enough -I will lose everything I love -Fuck it, we ball (this is completely unironic, I am a buddhist) 000
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 10/03/2025While my partner is at work all day, I do the important task of foraging for the best instagram reels to fill her inbox 010
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Just saw a middle aged couple hit one of these in the cheese aisle at the grocery store 010
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I judge the hell out of people's purchases when I'm in line at the grocery store 010
May @itsgonnabe.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The frontal lobe thing is so real I turned 25 and all of a sudden I like wine and radiohead sounds good to me 010