Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 22/01/2026when i tell you i have not had not even ONE marijuana and i’m literally cryinnggggg over this fucking wallaby that dropped her baby oh God…you forgot your baby! oh nauuurrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i’m in real tears 010
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 12/01/2026my secret buttholes mug is shipped. i cannot wait to get it. i haven’t been this hype for a mug since my good morning to inwards and inwards only mug 020
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 12/01/2026i miss weave so bad. i don’t want to like comb out my locs or anything but i do walk around sometimes like yall got any more of them bussdowns 010
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 11/01/2026it’s always american football and never actual football 😭 110
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 10/01/2026is it a harris would’ve been the same as trump day on here? pls tell me so i can leave 🫠 021
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 10/01/2026i do not get embarassed by my kids for their behavior very often, but when i take my two sons out together it is always mortifying. they are 9 years apart and brawl in public like they are both either grown men or both the same age. it is ridiculous. 100
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 08/01/2026i am gonna be working through the night and i am so so sad about it bc im so sleepy 010
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 07/01/2026for any neurodivergent folk who had trouble with this, I used the following metrics: 6 months or more - lived 1 week or more OR multiple intentional trips to - stayed 1-4 nights - visited Long layover or road trip with more than just an airport or rest stop - stopped here 010
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 07/01/2026what’s the warmest/coldest it can be for you to consider wearing open toed flats/sandals? and where are you from? if it’s 50° or more, i will wear my birkenstocks without socks. i’m from ohio. 200
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 07/01/2026my 9 year old son only opens chips the caveman way and i don’t understand why 100
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 06/01/2026can you imagine going to a day spa and having someone’s wet arm rub against yours in the hydrotherapy pool? omgmedia.tenor.coma woman in a black shirt is sitting on a couch with the words she passed away above her headALT: a woman in a black shirt is sitting on a couch with the words she passed away above her head 100
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 06/01/2026so @soalmondie.bsky.social wants to go to balian springs and i do too but i don’t like when people touch me. is it still like super packed there? i need to go check tiktok lol 100
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 06/01/2026i can’t decide if im ugly or i just need my roots dyed and to get a retwist 010
Reposted by CaraBlue Jazz @jazzisblue.blacksky.app · 06/01/2026You need to look in the mirror instead of point fingers. The alt-Left is horrible at building coalition, as demonstrated by its lack of accomplishments beyond dissent. We don't need to salvage your unreliable, transactional ilk. We need to focus on enabling folks with legitimate voting barriers. 0136
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 06/01/2026as a sebderm flaky in the winter scalp girly, a lot of stuff doesn’t work for me when dealing with my locs, but these hair wipes i got and so good. i hate that they are from amazon but omg they work so well 000
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 06/01/2026having to actually workout and eat right to lose weight just doesn’t sit right with me. 000
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 06/01/2026if there’s some sort of sciency way to keep these knees i will try anything bc seeing her have both surgeries was like oh nah 000
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 06/01/2026my mom got her first knee replacement at 51. Her other at 59. she was a runner in HS and college. i played lacrosse and thought i would be fine bc i was a defensive player. but lol no i’m not. so here i am facing the last 10 years with at least one knee if i am lucky. 100
Reposted by CaraAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...scitechdaily.comAnti-Aging Injection Regrows Knee Cartilage and Prevents ArthritisA treatment that blocks an age-related protein restored cartilage in aging and injured joints by reprogramming existing cells rather than using stem cells. Researchers at Stanford Medicine report that... 1071694305
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 06/01/2026this feels like a Black Republican content creator origin story. 2130
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026apparently it is not ok to want to carry a favorable trait forward, but, for me i definitely thought about how my children would look before i decided to have them. and i would not want to chance having short kids at all if i was a tall man. 000
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026anyways i’m re-reading a romance book about two basketball players and they are both over 6 ft and i was like this is what i would for certain do if i was 6ft or taller is only date tall people bc it makes no sense to even chance not having super tall children. 000
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026happy to be blocked! pls never engage with me it’s literally why i post here for the void 010
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026hopefully yall screenshot that bc you can drag me outside of my mentions or block me bc if you think i’m about to argue over something as silly as this you have to be kidding me 100
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026my husband made Black people tacos so i am pep talking myself into making a MODERATE amount of nachos instead of an entire large plate full bc every time i do this i only eat half the plate of nachos. will it work? 100
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026for christmas my husband got me PDM althaïr. he already wears pegasus in his rotation, and his SA suggested he try althaïr but he said he thought it would smell good on me as soon as he smelled it. chat, it smells so good on me. he was right. 120
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026when i bought my chanel jumbo flap i said i’d never buy another chanel bag. then i got 2 more. i also said i’d never spend more money on a handbag than i did on my jumbo flap yet tonight ive been looking at hermes constance bags. i am not a man of my word. thats sad. 110
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026as a person from cleveland, i would also give ravens fans a pass here bc when that stank bitch (RIPiss Modell) stole the team, somehow he also stole the rivalry, in their minds. 110
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026update, it’s custom none of us can buy it. ughhhh. i dm’d monot just in case though bc i gotta shoot my shot. 000
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026my son got into his first choice college which is awesome but they have been like “hey sis, is he coming? join the parent portal. get a jump on tuition by clicking this link and paying us now” and i’m not even joking. i am so dead serious. he doesn’t graduate HS for another 6 months lol 000
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026the best thing about having old kids is that they can run errands for me and they have jobs and shit so i can use their perks. the worst thing is car insurance and impending college tuition. 010
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 05/01/2026on friday, we took our youngest to see the spongebob movie but instead of going to the theatre closest to us we went to arundel mills which i was hesitant to do bc the popcorn is never quite right and surprise surprise it wasn’t right. 100
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 04/01/2026i am making a very body rolling pimpin rap mix for the old hoes, do yall have any suggestions? here are the current vibes: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...music.apple.comSongs about pimpin by Cara Johnston on Apple MusicPlaylist · 8 Songs 000
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 03/01/2026this is about oil y’all. do not make it about anything else. don’t lose sight of the carnage we continue to cause and allow over a fossil fuel. and also remember we have scienced our way out of actually NEEDING this fossil fuel, but CREAM get the money i guess 120
Reposted by CaraAdeninsola @eyilanke.bsky.social · 03/01/2026“For God is sufficient in disposing of affairs” open.spotify.com/track/0hR9z6...open.spotify.comFear Not Of Man 021
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 03/01/2026i know kenny loggins had the white hoes stressed when he hit them with this is it. they was in their monokinis getting bendy 130
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 03/01/2026i feel guilty for skipping all the gossip harbor ads but it’s been years and old girl with the blister lips shoeless daughter has not gotten her life together yet and i know so many mfs play that game. 000
Reposted by CaraKay Coghill, PhD. @drkalyncoghill.blacksky.team · 02/01/2026Paying bills really jams my glock. 23419
Reposted by Caraᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 01/01/2026Therapy works but *YOU*, yes 🫵🏽 YOU, have to want it if for no one else but yourself. That means you can’t be in there lying and telling stories to make yourself look good. #Accountability 613551
Reposted by CaraTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing. You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics. That is all. 3896552298
Reposted by CaraSeva @seva.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital 3353941170
Reposted by CaraRay Mitchell @raymitchell.blacksky.app · 02/01/2026The sound of Jell-O getting shredded is one of the most disturbing noises I ever heard in my life. This is absolutely gruesome. DO NOT LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES ON!!! 1714961
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 02/01/2026this was the skeet btw. imagine seeing this and fixing your fingers to amplify THIS thought to negate it lol what 001
Reposted by Cara#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Lane Kiffin fan son or Chelsea FC fan daughter? 021
Cara @itscarajohnston.bsky.social · 02/01/2026i am here to tell you that you can vehemently detest capitalism, hustle culture, burnout culture, and exploitation of the working class while also making money. the two things aren’t mutually exclusive bc we a) can do 2 things at once and b) have to survive in this hellscape. 074
