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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this phrase came to me in a dream last night. i don't like it either.

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

sexual advance? you're damn right the GBA turns me on

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I REMBERED MY LOGIN FOR THIS I LIVEEEEEE

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

fuck you mississippi lawmakers i can still post on here heehehehehehe

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

whoever at halo studios made this random throwaway promo art for earth day cooked so unnecessarily hard

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

had an absolutely insane dream last night that Elon Musk died and the media was convinced he was assassinated by some guy named John Staple. his mugshot was just a pic of a stapler. turns out, shockingly, he was never assassinated. he actually died from an infection after stapling himself.

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

always wanted to go through the Chunnel. didn't get the opportunity to when i went to the UK several years ago, what's it like?

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

they knew EXACTLY what they were doing

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

if acoustic is the substitute word for autistic does that imply neurotypical people are electric

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

"footlongpoops" is an unhinged username lmfao

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

chat i'm fucking cooked i got BLACKOUT bruh 😭

"autistic loser bingo" with, no exaggeration, the board fully cleared.

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

nintendo revealing their new post-tariff price for the switch 2

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

frutiger aero hate is so forced it's not even funny

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Halo 3. absolutely loved playing couch co-op with school buddies and the community around the game online at the time. i'll always remember sneaking in a couple BTB matches while i was supposed to be working on book reports for school lol

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

doing a school visit for work and i walk past this little girl, probably 12 or so. she's in a FULL full scene getup. blue hair, MCR hoodie, baggy pants, combat boots. she even saw my AC/DC shirt under my jacket and complimented me on it. the kids'll be alright, i think.

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

man discord is really pushing this new game overlay hard as hell methinks the suits are getting hungrier for more personal data

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

just scheduled a day to co-op the Halo 5 campaign with some friends i'm cooked chat

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

fuck it i'm gonna start posting here again

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

my reply to that post was literally "i almost want to like ubisoft again" because of exactly this

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

right after buying a japanese gamecube at frosty i found a CRT at my dad's that despite 15 years of caked on dust still worked perfectly never kill yourself

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

me explaining to the TOs at frosty faustings that getting my ass whooped in games i hardly play is what i wanted, actually

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Yes, that photo is me, holding my launch-week Switch in one hand and my other over my heart in front of Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto. Taken in July 2019.

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Now that the Switch 2 has been officially revealed, I think it's safe to say the original Switch is entering the final stages of its life cycle. I've met so many wonderful people that I hold dear because of the Switch and the games it offered. Godspeed, little tablet. Godspeed.

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

ain't no way the person i ordered this pokemon leafgreen cartridge from had save data with this fucking name

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

in all fairness i completely forgot the remake even existed when i wrote this

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

part of growing up, particularly for boys/men, is realizing that the powerpuff girls was actually sick as hell and that refusing to watch it on account of being a "girl show" is preposterous

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

why am i getting recommended people's fucking homework on YT. did i watch one too many casual geographic videos

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

gonna start taking random, non-meme images and putting the ifunny watermark on them solely to cause confusion

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

ok sure i get spam calls or whatever but i think it's time i get a new number now that bob marley's estate has tracked me down.

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

whoever at IGN said mario and luigi brothership was only a 5 out of 10 needs to be exiled

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Nathan @supergamerguy64.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

IM NOW LIVE ON TWITCH w/ @itsblueshift.bsky.social @azureleif.bsky.social LET'S GET READY FOR DISSAPONTMENT AS GEOFF REVEALS THE GAME AWARD 2024 NOMINEES! Watch here: www.twitch.tv/nathansuperg...

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Nathan @supergamerguy64.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Elon Musk if he killed himself

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

huh, how do i check that exactly?

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

Hi, I'm Blueshift (also known as Flex), and I'm a Twitter refugee looking to reconnect with past mutuals and make some new friends here, too. Feel free to drop a follow if you're into any of these: -Halo -Nintendo in general -Pokémon -Minecraft -Terraria -Indies -& more! Thanks for stoppin' by!

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blueshift @itsblueshift.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

i'm tired of pretending like beyblades aren't still sick as hell

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