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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I know Olive Garden breadsticks with Alfredo dipping sauce hate to see me coming, so this is their warning that I’ll be there in an hour ☺️🥖

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Tyla really did her thing with A*POP and you’ll never change my mind about THAT 🩷🕺🏼

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Went to Chick-fil-a for lunch today and the app offered me 50 bonus rewards points for picking my order up curbside. When the guy brought out my order, I said “thank you” and his response was “you’re welcome” 😶🫨 Umm excuse me, sir. Do I get to pleasure you later orrrrr?? Like wtf 🐔🤔

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Would’ve / could’ve / should’ve had the full day off today, but I volunteered to set up for the fall launch tomorrow and now I hate PSL season even more 😭☕️🎃

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Sabrina really ATE IT UP with this 2 year anniversary edition of Short N’ Sweet 💙💋✨

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Also available in Black Wash, when you need something a little more slimming 🤣☠️

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Ordering me a pair of underjorts for every day of the week. Thanks American Eagle 🦅🤣☠️

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Now he wanna lick my bombaclaat, my ratatatata Got him goin' crazy for that poonananana 👅

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Dolly Babe - Pink Blush (Official Music Video)

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

These mini fruit ice creams are REAL cute 🥰🍓🍌🫐🍑🍇🥭

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Not me saying “I missed your nuts” to a customer, after I failed to put these in the trunk with the rest of their groceries 🤦🏼‍♂️🥜 Why am I so awkward? 🤣☠️

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

There’s been a rare ✨ UNICORN ✨ sighting at participating Starbucks locations, this weekend ONLY! And nooo, I’m NOT talking about ME 😜🩷🦄 Don’t miss your chance at trying this pink fruity mango explosion with sour blue drizzle, while supplies last!! 😘🥭

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Post Punk-y Brewster @krismeana.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

It’s the pussy part of the song 🙂‍↔️ I love every song Tinashe makes she just does it for meeee

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Two weeks into August already and it’s been complete shit for me 😭 I’m about one incident away from shaving my head and attacking anyone nearby with an umbrella 🌂💥

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Hush Just Stop Britney Spears

ALT: Hush Just Stop Britney Spears

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping on me Bitch, you so MELATONIN

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Been sooo sick since last Monday, the 3rd, and decided to check myself into the ER today. Hoping for some answers soon 😔💔

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I am literally screaming right now. Why is this so relatable 🤣☠️

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I used to count down the days to my next day off; but anymore, my days off are always my darkest and hardest days to get through 🌒

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Even that Starbucks grilled cheese is on Ozempic these days 🫠🧀

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I’m already so done with this week and it’s only Tuesday.

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I’m so excited for the new Bubbly Basin DLC tomorrow! I’ve been so bored with Pokopia lately, even though I still have so much to do lol

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Feeling somewhat back to normal today, but I still don’t think I can eat anything. Probably going to be another day of nothing but liquids. I guess it’s never too late to get started on that Summer body 😂🤣

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I’ve been so sick to my stomach today omg 🤢 Hopefully I’m back to my normal self tomorrow because this bitch is hungryyy af lol

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Moonstone Orchids always make me feel some type of way 🥰🌺

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My fiancé says I need to jerk off more because I almost choked him to death with my kids lol that is one challenge I will gladly accept 😈💦

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Here’s a double dose of fat cock for you on this beautiful #FCF 😏😈

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Somebody better call for backup 🚒 I was NOT prepared for some 🔥🔥 from Tove Lo in 2026

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

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Cheerleaders Performing Routine

ALT: Cheerleaders Performing Routine

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Me leaving work after showing up 30 minutes early, dealing with their bullshit ALL DAYYY and saving them over $400 in grocery theft from one shopping cart. My manager says, “it was World War 3 today, but we had Andrew here” and IKTR 💅🏼💁🏻‍♂️

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Explosion Explosion Walk Away

ALT: Explosion Explosion Walk Away

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If you see me walking around huffing and puffing like I’m having an asthma attack, mind your business and don’t worry about me. I’m just doing some extra cardio today, so I can enjoy this entire package of Oreo’s in peace, later this evening while I’m laying in bed 🥰

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Okay yk what — whoever approved Kelly Clarkson’s Piece by Piece on the grocery radio when I’m already on overload today, can meet me in the produce dept because I’m fighting your ass when I’m done crying all over these poor innocent fruits and veggies 🥊😭

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

They have Hilary over here taking shots of whiskey without chaser on stage in Tinley Park, IL and I’m just over here wondering how we got her in her mom era with a Dirty Soda in SLC, UT 😂🤣

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Ummm are you okay, Marie? That’s a pretty expensive glass of oatmilk 🥛

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Here’s a reminder to order your $1 Mexican Pizza today ONLY, in the Taco Bell app 🌮🔔

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andrew♡ @itsandrewbitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I don’t like orange cream, so these are all a hard pass for me, but if you add a scoop of the orange cream powder to a Strawberry Açaí refresher, it tastes like Hawaiian Punch 😘♥️

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