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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈

@itsajack.bsky.social
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Central Texas Liberal in the middle of Trump country. All jokes, snark, and naive political opinions. Be Good to Each Other. Typos are my own.

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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Have a take and do not suck." An old friend of mine was a huge fan and dragged me to an appearance in Houston in the late 1990s. I still remember how badly that place reeked of BO and and hot wings.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well sceamed.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
To be fair, Thomas and Alito are still awful about everything.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Big strong fireman with tears in their eyes...
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Real Robert @roberts-rants.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“no one would try this hard to take your vote away unless they were desperately afraid of the outcome of a free and fair election.”
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm starting to think that Jeffries fella ain't on our side.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopl...
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From the BlackPeopleComedy community on Reddit: It's Sunday, Go To Church!
Explore this post and more from the BlackPeopleComedy community
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Probably because he was maybe 8 years old on 9/11/01 which clearly makes maga shit themselves.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
But, there are mosquitos and scorpions out there.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Demon kitty says give it back.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well the world is finally ending. Someone go get Willie Nelson and roll one.
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Jes Steele ✌️ @piratito.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt, and Emmylou Harris performing “Bury Me Under the Weeping Willow” on The Dolly Parton Show (1976)
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have tried for hours to think of ways to say how much I will miss knowing that somewhere, in this world, there was Dolly. Maybe she said it best. youtube.com/shorts/Xy2c1...
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Dolly Parton on her legacy during Late Late show interview | #RTENews #dollyparton
YouTube video by RTÉ News
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Congratulations!
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Lord Of The Rings Smiling
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There is clearly enough room for a bathing suit and one of those collapsable pet pools. Hopefully, you can buy bags of ice wherever you are.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
But Jeffries doesn't want to abolish ICE. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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The electric shock gloves ICE is spending up to $20 million on are already being given to police officers in Omaha public schools
The Omaha Police Department was awarded more than $65,000 for 40 pairs of the gloves in May 2025.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Jeffries is the Clarence Thomas of the Democrats.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Texan here. Two things: 1. People lie on polls here with regularity. 2. Texans don't vote. Our turnouts are almost always abysmal. I hate when we all get lumped in as lug-heads. There are a great many kind, caring, and compassionate people here. I get it, but it still sucks.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They have the votes, otherwise Murkowski would be a yes. She doesn't vote no on these unless she can do so without endangering the horrible nominees.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
THC is now virtually banned in Texas. Big Beer and Big Tobacco bought politicians to ban Delta-8 — because it's a threat to their profits. That is corruption.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'd listen to you if your last name weren't Rothschild. 😃
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Mary Poppins: Dick Van Dyke's Welp Moment
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Did Jake Tapper crawl under the desk to jerk him off? Fuck that fuckstick.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I doubt very much that they will comply with any European court judgments either.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I was offline most of the day. Has Mitch been found dead yet?
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Michael J. Fox in Sitcom Scene
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I AM bald. It's just nice to feel seen.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bluesky replier, and Texan here. I ran out of original ideas 25 years ago and am now mostly just snark and disappointment.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There are a lot of sick bastards out there. Hopefully, they just won't vote.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Texan here. I live in deep red republican territory. I have yet to see a single sign for any candidates in any races except for a few Talarico signs. It's early yet, but it's awfully quiet around here. Maybe Republicans won't turn out. That's probably Hinajosa's best shot.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fuck Ted Cruz! ~ from a Texan. And, fuck you for lumping us all together.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He always folds. We have TACO and CACO.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Cornyn is a milquetoast worm. He will back down. This isn't the fight with the Turnip that he wants. He wants Kpax to lose and he wants trump to know it.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I really only think about my race when I see those sad things I refer to as: white people tacos. They look like this:
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Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
As long as you know that the cyclops were really the friends they met along the way.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Was going to suggest The Darkness, I Hate Myself, but I think you found it. youtu.be/T4ZugUa-6l0?... Also. Was going to suggest I'm not Okay, by My Chemical Romance because it is one of the best videos ever and it should always be shared. youtu.be/dhZTNgAs4Fc?...
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The Darkness - I Hate Myself (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Justin Hawkins Rides Again
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Cat Mosh Pit with Cat Lady
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Really Are You Kidding Me
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ken Paxton is a sleaze. For all that is decent, Texans, do not vote for this guy. meidasnews.com/news/new-pho...
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New Photos Show Ken Paxton's Team Presented an Invoice for His Home Renovation with Fabricated Dates
Photos of an invoice submitted as evidence during Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's 2023 impeachment trial show that his defense team presented a document
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Well, as an Astros fan...
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Matt Damon's Weezer Purist SNL Sketch
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This administration sure is picking up the pace on gender-affirming care.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I hope his grave is near a large pigeon roost.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Best episodes, ever!
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Good thing Lindsay's sister will be available to vote agains... fuck.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I desperately need a bluesky edit button.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Waynes World Waynes World2
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
As a Texan, I would like to point out that our problems is that only about 20% of eligible voters actually vote. Also, we do like shooting things. Especially our own foot.
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Jack 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐈 @itsajack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I expect his video with Kid Rock sitting on a toilet any moment now.
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